Kids Say the Darndest Things


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The New Kids Say the Darndest Things!


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Gathers children's humorous and wise observations on diverse subjects, including family, teachers, pets, and religion




Kids Say the Darndest Things!


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Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.







Kids Say the Funniest Things


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A Country Christmas Carol


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Dickens' classic tale in a country-western version.




Catholic School Kids Say the Funniest Things


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Here are humorous, cute stories about Catholic school children that are sure to bring a smile to the lips of anyone who has grown up Catholic.




Heard on the Playground


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"Heard on the Playground," LOL Second Edition for Tweens will keep your tweens laughing all the way to the end. Chock full of the funny things kids say, the tween population will see their siblings and it will remind them of what they used to think when they were little. Illustrated with kid drawings throughout, it is an easy, fun read that will interest that hard-to-please age between nine and twelve. But moms and dads, grandmas and grandpas will also find these "blowing snot" funny, and the younger kids will laugh too. "Heard on the Playground," is real time family fun!




Kids Make It Better


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Ask a kid a question, and you never know what will tumble out. Here, from bestselling author and brilliant child-at-heart Suzy Becker, is a marvelously interactive way to involve kids in the challenges of life, from what to do about the ozone layer to how to mend a broken heart. Surprising, imaginative, funny, wise, The Kids Make It Better Book is a pure delight, combining a "kids say the darndest things" and Children's Letters to God humor with a greater goal: that of teaching kids the value of being engaged. Each "problem" begins with a spread that asks a question and gives one or more solutions from children—illustrated in whimsical full-color drawings by the author. Then the reader is presented with two pages of fill-ins, prompts, and a space to draw his or her own ideas. How do you fix a bad economy? "The government should have a bake sale," says Jennifer, age 9. What would you do to improve schools? "Put chocolate milk in the water fountain."—Robert, age 8. What can we do to take better care of our water? "Have scientists make fish that love to eat tons of pollution."—Jackie, age 9. And finally, a question on the nature of helping itself: The biggest challenge of all might be getting people up off their couches to do something. Any ideas? "Put spikes on the couches"—Micah, age 10.




Kids Say the Darndest Things!


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