The Amazing Fart Storm


Book Description

Father in family doesn't like his job and it causes him to have stomach problems (gas and farting). Others in the town have the same problem and large fart clouds darken the sky. Finally the fart clouds release fart rain. Drexel, the son of the father figures it out and solves the problem. Dad changes his job and the storm goes away.




Fart and Burp are Superstinkers


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What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart of course! Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart couldn’t be happier. But sometimes Burp wishes people wouldn’t say, YUCK and GROSS and PEE-YEW . . . Could being smelly ever be a force for good? A super stinker of a tale that proves anyone can be a hero. Readers who loved Zoë Foster Blake's ABIA award-winning and best-selling No One Likes a Fart will love this companion book as Fart and Burp decide to make difference in the world whether people love them or not. They'll make some friends along the way and even get capes! Be ready for some powerful pongs, the Superstinkers are in town!




The Original Facts About Farts Coloring Book


Book Description

Farts are funny! So is coloring!Have fun with 22 large farting images.I fart, you fart, we all fart! Here's the perfect coloring book for kids (of all ages) that will keep you smiling all day. Color in or outside the lines however you please. Oh, and if you do feel a need to let out som air, don't be shy... an average person farts between 10 and 20 times per day and on earth more than 1.15 million farts happen every second! So get out your pencils, crayons or whatever you prefer and have fun! Free bonus! Want a brake from coloring? Included in the coloring book is "The Ultimate Quiz Book About Farts" with 45 questions and answers, based on the book "99 Facts About Farts - The Ultimate Fun Fact Book".




99 Facts about Farts


Book Description

We all do it! It's a fact. And there are so many more facts about farting you probably don't know. Here's the book that will astonish, amaze and not at least give you a good laugh. 99 Facts About Farts is an easy to read astonishing book of facts for all ages. Explore this fun and smelly gas we all produce. You will not regret it!




Avenging Storm


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Warning - you will NOT be able to put this book down! Fast paced, lots of twists, and a great ending - I loved it! Diann TonnesenA wounded American soldier in Desert Storm discovers ancient Chinese artifacts in the Iraqi desert that imply a potential cure for cancer, but learns he must return to Iraq, again on the verge of war, to find additional artifacts that complete the formula. Unfortunately, ruthless mercenaries murder his uncle and corrupt government officials conspire to suppress the cure, even if thousands have to die. Derek Storm must summon all of his cunning and martial skills to recover the artifacts and bring the culprits to harsh justice, dispensed by an avenging Storm.




Storm's Magical Halloween


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Can they give her a magical Halloween? Storm Lope is half pixie/half human and is known for her hot temper and her ability to hold a grudge. Storm learned to use both as self-defense to protect her fragile heart. Those defenses had worked well for her until she met two irritating men who refuse to be scared off. Nolan Moree and Matty Draco vow to break through Storm’s fiery walls. They almost lost her once. They weren’t going to take a chance of ever letting that happen again. With danger surrounding them, the men set out to give Storm a magical Halloween where nightmares are replaced with I dos, and Happy Ever Afters are real!




Storm Quest


Book Description

The Quests continue... Claire Jones has lived a difficult, albeit short, life. Orphaned, abandoned, left to drift through the foster care system, she has developed a hard outer shell designed to keep the world at bay. Yet this strength and resilience is just what the Land needs as it faces a series of devastating storms that cripple a Region and threaten the stability of the entire ecosystem. Naturally skeptical, instinctively distrustful, Claire is far too young and far too unpredictable for the Protector's of the Land. Yet her ties to their group, and to the mystical dimension they are sworn to protect, is undeniable. With reluctance Claire is sent to the Land, where she must find a level of inner strength that belies age, defies her past, and embraces the possibilities. Finding friends and a sense of family along the way, Claire is faced with the most difficult decisions in her young life. The outcome will affect the fate of Claire, the Land, and even the World.




The Complete Book of Farts


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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!




The Incredible Adventures of Toot and Jimmy


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Introducing The Incredible Adventures of Toot and Jimmy! A new illustrated chapter book for early readers by Toot Books Inc.This action packed comic and hilariously written story surrounds a 10-year-old boy named Jimmy Jam Jeremiah and his magical fart, Toot Toot Jeremiah, and how they discover and use the power of STINK to vanquish villains that threaten their town! Of course, Toot and Jimmy also tackle the meaning of friendship, the challenges of being in elementary school, the sacred art of recess, and most importantly… FARTS! Children of all ages won’t be able to put this book down! Make sure to join in on all the stinky adventures by visiting www.tootbooks.com or following us on all social platforms @tootbooksinc




Fart Quest


Book Description

"Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.