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The Awesome Book of Dog Humor

Author : Bob Phillips

Publisher : Harvest House Publishers

Page : 129 pages

File Size : 30,85 MB

Release : 2009-06-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0736925171

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Book Description

Funny bone humor has gone to the dogs. And humans will forever be grateful as they roll over with laughter at cartoonist Jonny Hawkins' crack-up drawings and bestselling joke master Bob Phillips' pack of doggone good riddles happy tails to you--sled dog humor "What do you get when you crossbreed..." hilarious combos canine quotes and quips tales full of delightful puppy plots Perfect for dog lovers and humorists of every breed. Whoever buys this will forever be out of the doghouse.



Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Author : Suzanne Schwalb

Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

Page : 146 pages

File Size : 23,54 MB

Release :

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1441300260

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Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.



Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Author : Louis Sachar

Publisher : A&C Black

Page : 224 pages

File Size : 43,50 MB

Release : 2013-07-26

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1408850346

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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.



Texts from Dog

Author : October Jones

Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Page : 111 pages

File Size : 34,38 MB

Release : 2012

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0544077741

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Book Description

Presents a humorous collection of texts between man and dog.



My Dog Is the Best

Author : Laurie Ann Thompson

Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 47,31 MB

Release : 2015-06-09

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1466894075

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Book Description

What do you get when you combine one energetic, enthusiastic little boy with his sleepy but tolerant dog? Unconditional love. Using simple words and spare illustrations, My Dog Is the Best celebrates the special bond that exists between a young child and a beloved family pet. It's the heartwarming story of two best friends. . . told by a boy with a very active imagination.



Awesome Dog 5000 vs. Mayor Bossypants (Book 2)

Author : Justin Dean

Publisher : Yearling

Page : 242 pages

File Size : 27,16 MB

Release : 2021-05-04

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0525644881

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Book Description

Heads up, DOG MAN lovers! Watch out, readers of BAD GUYS! Robotic dog AWESOME DOG 5000 is back in another action-packed adventure with some upgrades. . .just in time to battle a new supervillain! Time to level up the awesomeness! Ever since discovering Awesome Dog 5000, life for gamers Marty, Ralph, and Skyler has been one epic adventure! But Awesome Dog's spectacular hero work has made front page news -- and Mayor Bossypants is not happy about it. The mayor makes a plan to take down that robot dog. . . and anyone else who stands in his way. Which means Marty, Ralph, and Skyler are about to have a real-life Bossypants battle! Attention, readers! This is a wild action-comedy told through a mix of text and black-and-white illustrations, with a mystery to solve at the end. Can you handle the awesomeness? Want to replay the first adventure? Check out the first book: Awesome Dog 5000!



A Dog's Guide to Humans

Author : Karen Davison

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 78 pages

File Size : 48,39 MB

Release : 2013-11-07

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781492841951

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Book Description

Have you ever wondered how dogs see us?A Dog's Guide to Humans - Written by dogs, for dogs.A lighthearted look at the human species from a dog's point of view. Bob the West Highland Terrier shares some tips and tricks on getting the best out of human beings, attempts to fathom some of their strange behaviour and imparts some of his wisdom on training and manipulation techniques. WARNING - the author takes no responsibility for any improvement in your dog's people training skills.A must have book for all canines!Is your dog a Master Human Trainer? Take the quiz at the end of the book to find out! See a book trailer for A Dog's Guide to Humans on Karen Davison's author page on Amazon or on Youtube http://youtu.be/i-NDx1QOE28



Mister Dog

Author : Margaret Wise Brown

Publisher :

Page : 24 pages

File Size : 24,88 MB

Release : 1980

Category : Dogs

ISBN :

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Book Description

Crispin's Crispian, the dog who belongs to himself, shares his home with a little boy.



101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids

Author : Cesar Dunbar

Publisher : Semsoli

Page : 132 pages

File Size : 20,82 MB

Release : 2020-06-15

Category :

ISBN : 9781970177138

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Book Description

Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.



The Awesome Book of Cat Humor

Author : Bob Phillips

Publisher : Harvest House Publishers

Page : 129 pages

File Size : 48,43 MB

Release : 2009

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0736925163

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Curiosity got the cat and humor will get readers when they pick up a copy of this spectacular collection of cat humor from cartoonist Jonny Hawkins and bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. A litter full of clever quotes Tail-chasing laughs What cats really think! Kitty riddles Festive feline funny stories Page after page provides nine lives' worth of laughs for readers of every age.