Author : Zack Arnstein
Publisher :
Page : pages
File Size : 38,84 MB
Release : 2007-01-01
Category :
ISBN : 9781598682144
Discover the liberating truths about driving! Novice and experienced drivers alike will enjoy the comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving habits as: Intimidating Pedestrians; Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise?; and Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? From The Bad Driver's Handbook by Zack Arnstein and Larry Arnstein, first published in book format by Santa Monica Press L.L.C.
Author : Len Dodykavis
Publisher :
Page : 41 pages
File Size : 32,26 MB
Release : 2018-11-08
Category :
ISBN : 9781731025722
Updated and revised for 2019! Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them. In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as: What is a car? What are those round things at the bottom Where does it belong? In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list. Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are: People Other cars Trees Houses Icebergs Mountains Creepy Garden Gnomes And many more! Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.
Author : Hank Roll
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 139 pages
File Size : 37,75 MB
Release : 2013-10-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1491710810
The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS 10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill. 9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids. 8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars. 7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs. 6 Their WANTED posters are autographed. 5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic. 4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers. 3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel. 2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper. 1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking while driving.
Author : Zack Arnstein
Publisher : Santa Monica Press
Page : 159 pages
File Size : 30,45 MB
Release : 2005-08-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1595808132
The Bad Driver’s Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You debunks the myths of the “good” and “bad” driver by describing in detail the liberating truths about driving that have long been suppressed. Novice and experienced drivers—along with those who are bewildered by the utopian fantasies about driving found in the typical DMV handbook—will find all of their questions answered by authors Larry and Zack Arnstein, who offer comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving techniques as: Bribes, Threats and Other Secrets to Getting Your License Intimidating Pedestrians Making Your Car Louder Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise? Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? Sleeping at the Wheel (Do’s & Don’ts) Motorcycles: Faster, Cooler, Safer! Driving When You Can No Longer See
Author : Ross Bentley
Publisher : Motorbooks
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 26,48 MB
Release : 1998-08-13
Category : Transportation
ISBN : 1610600010
Shave lap times or find a faster line through your favorite set of S-curves with professional race driver Ross Bentley as he shows you the quickest line from apex to apex! With tips and commentary from current race drivers, Bentley covers the vital techniques of speed, from visualizing lines to interpreting tire temps to put you in front of the pack. Includes discussion of practice techniques, chassis set-up, and working with your pit chief.
Author : State of State of Illinois
Publisher :
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 36,30 MB
Release : 2021-07-19
Category :
ISBN :
Illinois 2021 Rules of the Road handbook, drive safe!
Author : Karen Gravelle
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 36,81 MB
Release : 2015-02-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0802738036
This reissue of The Driving Book will help teen drivers navigate through tricky new territory—on the road and at home.
Author : Caroline B. Cooney
Publisher : Delacorte Press
Page : 157 pages
File Size : 26,15 MB
Release : 2012-08-29
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 0307818888
The universal experience for most high school students is learning to drive and getting their driver’s license. Add breathlessly plotted romance and an accident and you have a poignant and realistic novel. Remy Martin prays to the God of Driver’s Education that she will get to drive today. She doesn’t know where she’s going, but she knows one thing . . . she is going to get there fast. Morgan Campbell had been standing on the threshold of 16 and getting his driver’s license ever since he could remember. But deep into the first crush of his life, thinking of nothing but girls, Morgan forgot what driving was all about. This poignant novel about responsibility and consequences is as convincing as it is irresistible.
Author : State of State of Michigan
Publisher :
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 48,95 MB
Release : 2021-09-26
Category :
ISBN :
Driving is a privilege and not a right. Drivers must drive responsibly and safely, obey traffic laws, and never drink and drive. Finally, make sure that you and your passengers are properly buckled up - it's the law! Today's vehicles are loaded with technology that was unheard of even a decade ago. Systems that warn when you are drifting from your lane, assist you in parallel parking, automatically brake in emergency situations and provide 360 degrees of vision around the vehicle via a camera are becoming standard, even on moderately priced vehicles. As remarkable as these leaps in automotive technology are, the truth is that the most important safety feature in any vehicle remains you as the driver. Therefore, it is to your benefit to continue improving and expanding your knowledge of traffic laws and safe driving practices. Driving is a privilege. Once you have been issued a driver's license, you have the responsibility to continually demonstrate the skill and knowledge to drive safely. Whether you have been behind the wheel for decades or are just starting to venture out, driving is a discipline that requires judgment, knowledge, physical and mental self-awareness, and practice. "What Every Driver Must Know" is an excellent resource for assisting you on this lifelong journey.
Author : Zack Arnstein
Publisher :
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 25,17 MB
Release : 2004
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN :
Zack Arnstein has recently graduated from college with no idea what he'll do with his life. This means he has plenty of time to tell you what to do with yours. Also, having not yet made any major life decisions, he has not yet made and major mistakes. He is currently working on his resume.
