Skeletons Don't Play Tubas


Book Description

There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City. But could the new band teacher really teach a skeleton to play the tuba?




Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance


Book Description

Harry Groto has yellow eyes, long fingernails, and a scary growl. He even gets hungry when the moon is full. Could he really be a wolfman?




Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball


Book Description

When Mr. Drake returns to Bailey School as playground monitor, the students are convinced he has come to turn their teachers into vampires.




Giants Don't Go Snowboarding


Book Description

The Bailey School kids wonder if the Ruby Mountain snowboarding instructor is really a giant.




Martians Don't Take Temperatures


Book Description

The students at Bailey School suspect that the new school nurse, Mrs. Redding, is a Martian who has come to spy on Earth kids.




Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies


Book Description

Could it be that the new baker, who makes the best pumpkin pies in town, is really a ninja who wants to steal some valuable Japanese art?




The Bailey School Kids Joke Book


Book Description

A collection of jokes and riddles about the weird figures living in Bailey City.




Bogeymen Don't Play Football


Book Description

Howie and his friends are not sure what to think of their new student teacher, Mr. Bogey. The big mysterious football player may be the bogeyman.




Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs


Book Description

The Bailey School kids investigate to see if a mad scientist can turn a snow sculpture into a real dragon.




Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles


Book Description

The winning rider is making a big splash at the Sheldon City raceway, and the Bailey School kids are beginning to get suspicious that the rider is really a sea monster.