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The Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Wayne Brindle

Publisher : Bookbaby

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 12,48 MB

Release : 2019-12-12

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781543988772

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Book Description

If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!



The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 90 pages

File Size : 38,16 MB

Release : 2016-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!



The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 208 pages

File Size : 30,50 MB

Release : 2014-11

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1440583099

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Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!





The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding)

Author : Michael Pellowski

Publisher : Applesauce Press

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 30,10 MB

Release : 2011-05-31

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781604332261

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Book Description

Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.



Ultimate Book of Jokes

Author : Scott McNeely

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 349 pages

File Size : 35,52 MB

Release : 2011-10-19

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0811877957

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Book Description

From road-crossing chickens and classic knock-knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of more than 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with two-color line art throughout.





The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 88 pages

File Size : 42,67 MB

Release : 2016-05-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1626866147

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Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.



Knock Knock! Again

Author : Highlights

Publisher : Highlights Press

Page : 354 pages

File Size : 48,33 MB

Release : 2021-08-17

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1644724626

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Book Description

Knock knock! Open up for 1,000 silly knock-knock jokes, curated by the kid experts at Highlights. This sequel to Knock, Knock! The BIGGEST, Best Joke Book EVER offers even more knock-knock jokes that will have kids laughing over and over again. This 352-page book makes a great gift for growing comedians ages 6 and up. A favorite of kids and grown-ups everywhere, knock-knocks are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. Like its companion, Highlights’ Laugh Attack joke book for kids, Knock Knock is packed with age-appropriate, funny jokes that kids can enjoy sharing with siblings, friends, grandparents and anyone who needs a laugh. With new jokes about animals, school, space, sports, and more, kids will amuse themselves for hours. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.



Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Charles Keller

Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Page : 104 pages

File Size : 14,49 MB

Release : 2006

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781402723735

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Watch out--more than 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons are about to attack your funny bone--and you won't be able to stop giggling! Who could resist these?Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again.Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. First friend: They say you become what you eat.Second friend: Let's order something rich. Doctor, I feel funny today--what should I do?Become a comedian. These jokes are sure to be tops with class clowns everywhere.