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The Book of Witty One-Liners

Author : Manhardeep Singh

Publisher : Independently Published

Page : 163 pages

File Size : 12,78 MB

Release : 2020-07-23

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ISBN :

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Would you like to be the smartest person in the room? These 1000 one-liners will make you the wittiest one people have ever met. The Book of Witty One-liners can: * Help you break the ice in any situation * Make you look the sharpest * Project you as the funniest * Attract people through your continuous one-liners * Give you a happy time reading them The Book of Witty One-liners is the p(h)unniest, wittiest, and the most hilarious compilation of one-liners that is sure to get your gut-busting. If you like to laugh your way to hilarity, have endless one-liners up your sleeve, then you'll love Manhardeep Singh's one-liners book. Buy The Book of Witty One-liners and have a hearty laugh!



The Mammoth Book of One-Liners

Author : Geoff Tibballs

Publisher : Robinson

Page : 607 pages

File Size : 47,44 MB

Release : 2012-06-07

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1780335369

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A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'



5,000 Great One Liners

Author : Grant Tucker

Publisher : Biteback Publishing

Page : 355 pages

File Size : 29,2 MB

Release : 2012-09-25

Category : Reference

ISBN : 1849544824

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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.



Gagged and Bound

Author : Nick Jones

Publisher : Full Media Ltd

Page : 133 pages

File Size : 30,18 MB

Release : 2015-06-15

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0993079431

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Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.



The Amazing Joke Book

Author : Joel (Writer) Jessup

Publisher :

Page : 304 pages

File Size : 48,52 MB

Release : 2019-04

Category :

ISBN : 9781788886390

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Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings

Author : Bob Phillips

Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Page : 372 pages

File Size : 50,93 MB

Release : 1993

Category : Quotations, English

ISBN : 9780842350358

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A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.



The Gigantic Joke Book

Author : Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Page : 260 pages

File Size : 24,8 MB

Release : 1978

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780806975146

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Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.



The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 208 pages

File Size : 21,94 MB

Release : 2014-11

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1440583099

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Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!



The Book of Poisonous Quotes

Author :

Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional

Page : 368 pages

File Size : 38,35 MB

Release : 1993-09

Category : Business & Economics

ISBN : 9780809236817

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The creative arts. Literature. Drama film. Music. The media. Education.



New...Dirty, Funny, Sexy, Witty One Liner Jokes

Author : Lazaro Droznes

Publisher :

Page : 38 pages

File Size : 27,1 MB

Release : 2019-07-02

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ISBN : 9781077678323

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Fourth volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent. After the success of the first three volumes, this fourth book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokesSexy jokesWitticismsFunny quotesRiddlesWisecracksFeminist jokesLove jokesSexist jokes.Bad jokesFunny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you ́ll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet.Dating will never be the same. In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.Download this book and start dazzling women and friends! TAGSjokes, funny jokes, knock knock jokes, dirty jokes, jokes for kids, funnyjunk, yo mama jokes, corny jokes, kids jokes, adult jokes, joke of the day, santa banta jokes, jew jokes, best jokes, bad jokes, good jokes, black jokes, dead baby jokes, hilarious jokes, funny sayings, stupid jokes, jokes in English, christmas jokes, blonde jokes, funny jokes for kids, your mama jokes, joks, really funny jokes, mexican jokes, short jokes, funny one liners, one liners, jokes for adults, jokes video, one liner jokes, english jokes, yo momma jokes, funny short jokes, april fool jokes, comedy jokes, funny joks, funny kid jokes, math jokes