The Cat, the Rat and the Baseball Bat and Big Fat Cows


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Two hilarious stories from Andy Griffiths & Terry Denton, the bestselling creators of the Treehouse series. What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat? This hilarious story from Andy Griffiths' popular book The Cat on the Mat is Flat has been formatted especially for beginning readers.And...Big cows here. Fat cows there. Big fat cows are EVERYWHERE! The hilarious story from Andy and Terry's popular book The Big Fat Cow That Goes Kapow! is now available as a board book. Suitable for ages 2-102.







The Cat on the Mat Is Flat


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From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!




A Cat, a Rat and a Bat


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Scout and Ace, a dog and a cat, are lost in space and trying to find their way back to Earth. In each story they encounter strange and sometimes oddly familiar creatures.




The Cat and the Rat and the Hat


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A raucous, rhyming tale that will have children (and adults) in fits of laughter! Cat is sitting on his mat when Rat arrives wearing a very nice hat. Cat wants Rat’s hat and will stop at nothing to get it. But when Bat appears wearing a fancy cravat, well, what could be better than that? Chaos ensues as both Cat and Rat decide they must have Bat’s fancy cravat for themselves! This hilarious picture book is bursting with comic capers, slapstick antics, tongue-twisting text, and vibrant neon artwork.




The Cat, The Rat, and the Hat Wearing Bat


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The Cat, the Rat, and the Hat Wearing Bat, the hilarious second in the Bedtime Stories with Uncle Willy series will have you and your kids bonding through laughter, yet again.




Bat, Cat, and Rat!


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The Cat That Shat


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There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.