The King's Birthday Suit


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King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third had SO many clothes it was simply absurd ... So when two seemingly well-meaning fabric merchants promise to make an outfit of only the very BEST and most special cloth, King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third simply cannot resist. He MUST have these new clothes! Surely, the unquestionably charitable and not-at-all-suspicious-looking tailors are genuine, and the King won't end up looking red-cheeked ... ? This funny and timely retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's classic fable 'The Emperor's New Clothes' will not only make children laugh, but also encourage them to think and speak up for what they believe. This audio-enabled edition comes with a gorgeous reading by Sam Newton, along with special music and sound effects.




The Emperor's Birthday Suit


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Jack Locks and his friend Craig have become Fox and Locks, travelling tailors. The Emperor gives them a choice - make him a suit for free or have some nasty things happen to them. Jack invents some invisible material which only clever people can see - perfect for the Emperor's birthday suit.




The Emperor’s New Road


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A prominent authority on China’s Belt and Road Initiative reveals the global risks lurking within Beijing’s project of the century China’s Belt and Road Initiative is the world’s most ambitious and misunderstood geoeconomic vision. To carry out President Xi Jinping’s flagship foreign-policy effort, China promises to spend over one trillion dollars for new ports, railways, fiber-optic cables, power plants, and other connections. The plan touches more than one hundred and thirty countries and has expanded into the Arctic, cyberspace, and even outer space. Beijing says that it is promoting global development, but Washington warns that it is charting a path to global dominance. Taking readers on a journey to China’s projects in Asia, Europe, and Africa, Jonathan E. Hillman reveals how this grand vision is unfolding. As China pushes beyond its borders and deep into dangerous territory, it is repeating the mistakes of the great powers that came before it, Hillman argues. If China succeeds, it will remake the world and place itself at the center of everything. But Xi may be overreaching: all roads do not yet lead to Beijing.







You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit


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Zany women and their pets have fun getting older. "When I get old, I hope to have friends as awesome as these. This is an absolutely feel good novel. Naturally, our intrepid characters, wattles and all, undergo all sorts of trials, but it's the compassion and generosity they exhibit that endears the reader." -- Sam Sanders, via NetGalley Zany families, eccentric friends, and ne-er-do-well neighbors inhabit the labyrinthine lives of three women friends as they grapple with real world events in one "Golden Year." An unwelcome visit from local law enforcement, a younger friend's romantic chaos, and the death of a parent combine with daily mundanities---laundry, scones, and senior sex---to create a walloping, raucous read. Opinionated pets---critics and alter egos---offer a rich counterpoint to the human dramas affecting their lives. Unfiltered and compelling, this entertaining sago provides readers of all ages with a new and positive view of growing older.




The Annotated Hans Christian Andersen


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Celebrates the stories told by Denmark's perfect wizard and re-envisions Andersen as a writer who casts his spell on both children and adults. It will captivate readers with annotations that exlore the rich social and cultural dimensions of the 19th century.




Emperors' Clothes


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Part cautionary tale, part farce, Emperors' Clothes tells the story of two executives and one mob boss who put a Sopranos' style spin on corporate strategy. Stewart Narciss, whose accomplished father prefers the company of his hairless cats to that of his only son, equates executive status with self-worth. To impress the movers and shakers, Stewart hooks his career to the rising power of human resources. Unfortunately for the employees on his watch, lying prostrate before his cold-fish father is the closest this executive comes to touchy feely. As his efforts to bond with his father, and his company's CEO, are rebuffed, Stewart manipulates the succession process at TMC, assuring his place as consiglieri to a future boss.Enter Carol Himmler, a beautiful yet ruthless executive who chews up employees with the indifference of a wild animal eating her young. When a chemical spill results from workforce cuts she made, Carol hires mobster Sal Scruci to make the problem go away. Only problem is Scruci never goes away. All hell breaks loose when Sal reinvents himself as an executive talent scout--not a guy who takes no for an answer.As self-centered agendas drive shortsighted decisions, TMC Corporation heads down a bumpy road--and everything from carefully cultivated allegiances to personal integrity suffers. Emperors' Clothes is a rollicking tale told with trenchant wit and insight, leaving readers to wonder who's really the bad guy and if the emperors ever had any clothes.




The Emperor's New Clothes


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We Are Becoming


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If you have ever Loved and lost, and loved again; coped with an impossible family member; juggled marriage, children, career and a mortgage, while somehow trying to find time for yourself; been embroiled in a lawsuit in which only the lawyers won; battled the bulge and/or struggled with body image; suffered the tragic loss of a loved one; or become one of the sandwich generation, raising kids while caring for older parents; this is a book you will want to read. We Are Becoming...is the story of an ordinary woman who found she possessed extraordinary abilities. Her journey encompasses the common milestones that many women experience. However, her story is viewed through a third eye lens as an intuitive who learns to own and develop her healing gifts. This account of one womans spiritual quest is amusing, poignant and at the same time, illuminating. May it empower you to discover your own gifts and, ultimately, to embrace the shining spirit that inhabits us all.




The Emperor's Lady-in-Waiting Is Wanted as a Bride: Volume 3


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Now that she’s engaged to Sidis for real, Lyse settles into her new life in the Razanate Empire. One of her first orders of business is hosting a matchmaking soiree for bachelors and bachelorettes from nearby nations who wish to follow in her footsteps. Little does she know that one of the young noblemen in attendance, Seren, actually has his eye on her! That isn’t the only case of puppy love, however. In fact, it’s going around! People all over the imperial capital have been turning into adorable doggies! What’s a lady-in-waiting to do?