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The Funniest Chicago Bears Joke Book Ever

Author : Harry Tomlinson

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 33,94 MB

Release : 2012-12-13

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 9781300521457

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The Funniest Chicago Bears Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Packers, Vikings, Lions and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in Soldier Field or by Bears fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Bears



We Love the Chicago Bears - Jokes about Our Rivals

Author : Ewan Flintwood

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 54 pages

File Size : 22,27 MB

Release : 2013-11-25

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781304652195

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We Love the Chicago Bears, this book includes the funniest Laugh Out Loud jokes about football and our rivals. The perfect gift for Bears fans.



Chicago Bears Football Dirty Joke Book

Author : Rich Sims

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 42,28 MB

Release : 2015-09-04

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ISBN : 9781517216603

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Book Description

A funny joke book about the Chicago Bears Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Chicago Bears fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.



Amazing Tales from the Chicago Bears Sideline

Author : Steve McMichael

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 392 pages

File Size : 40,21 MB

Release : 2017-09-05

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 1683581245

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More than just a football team, the Chicago Bears are a vital part of Chicago culture. After close to a century of play, the Bears have won more regular season games than any other NFL franchise. With twenty-seven players in the Hall of Fame and fourteen retired jerseys, it’s no wonder the Bears are a beloved, storied franchise. But the Bears, like Chicago, are not just people: they are true personalities. In Amazing Tales From the Chicago Bears Sideline, Bears fans can read about the men who have made the Bears one of the greatest teams in pro football—George Halas, Dick Butkus, Mike Ditka, Jay Culter, Richard Dent, Dan Hampton, and many others. Former Bears star Steve McMichael takes a front row seat in this collection of stories. Readers get an opportunity to relive the glory years of a charter NFL franchise—as seen through the eyes of a legendary player. McMichael covers it all, from training camp misadventures in Lake Forest, Illinois, and Platteville, Wisconsin, and Ditka’s locker room tirades to nights on the town with teammates, and behind-the-scenes glimpses of historic moments. From first kick-off to overtime play, Amazing Tales from the Chicago Bears Sideline covers some of the franchise’s greatest moments, and is a must-have for any true Bears fan.



Reasons to Be a Bears Fan

Author : Nicholas Rose

Publisher :

Page : 112 pages

File Size : 13,8 MB

Release : 2020-01-04

Category :

ISBN : 9781655314230

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A funny, blank book, gag gift for Chicago Bears fans; or a great coffee table addition for all Bears haters! The most thoroughly researched and coherently argued fan guide to date, "Reasons To Be A Bears Fan: An Intelligent Guide" is a fan dissertation sure to provide vital data to help you make an educated fan decision. Lawmakers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1500 words. In other 'words', it's a gag gift, but also a must-have addition to any fan or hater's coffee table.



The Best Ever Book of Bears' Fan Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 106 pages

File Size : 26,80 MB

Release : 2012-01-06

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781468184945

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bears' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bears' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bears' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bears' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bears' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bears' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bears' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bears' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bears' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bears' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***



Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Chicago Bears

Author : Ian Carroll

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 132 pages

File Size : 33,5 MB

Release : 2017-12-03

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ISBN : 9781981385256

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Book Description

****PRANK BOOK**** - The ULTIMATE 'Secret Santa' gift, for the avid American Football fan. The book contains absolutely nothing, just the title on each page throughout the 130 pages! The book is blank and sold as a joke for people who dislike the team or a joke to play on people who absolutely love and adore their team - would make an ideal Christmas Present and is available for many, many American Football teams. Just wait until they open their present to find a book on their favourite or least favourite American Football team! Watch them look annoyed or laughing with joy as they flick through the quality blank pages!! The book would be ideal to use as a notebook and will amuse and thrill your family and friends!!





Reasons to Be a Bears Fan

Author : Max Hater

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 106 pages

File Size : 20,34 MB

Release : 2017-10-29

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ISBN : 9781979208536

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Book Description

A funny, blank book, gag gift for Chicago Bears fans; or a great coffee table addition for all Bears haters! The most thoroughly researched and coherently argued fan guide to date, "Reasons To Be A Bears Fan: An Intelligent Guide" is a fan dissertation sure to provide vital data to help you make an educated fan decision. Lawmakers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1600 words. In other 'words', it's a gag gift, but also a must-have addition to any fan or hater's coffee table. Find Max online: www.MaxHater.com Find Max on Twitter: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Facebook: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Instagram: @MaxHater



"Then Ditka Said to Payton. . ."

Author : Dan Jiggetts

Publisher : Triumph Books

Page : 162 pages

File Size : 32,62 MB

Release : 2008-09-01

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 1617491950

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Written for every sports fan who follows the Bears, this account goes behind the scenes to peek into the private world of the players, coaches, and decision makers—all while eavesdropping on their personal conversations. From the Chicago locker room to the sidelines and inside the huddle, the book includes stories about Dick Butkus, Red Grange, George Halas, Walter Payton, and Gale Sayers, among others, allowing readers to relive the highlights and the celebrations.