Author : Joe King
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 18,10 MB
Release : 2012
Category : Christmas
ISBN : 9781849395083
Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 19,15 MB
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1626866139
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Kathi Wagner
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 367 pages
File Size : 28,74 MB
Release : 2015-10-27
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1250086159
2,001 brand new side-splitters that will keep you laughing out loud.
Author : Terry Deary
Publisher : Scholastic UK
Page : 155 pages
File Size : 37,68 MB
Release : 2013-10-03
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1407144324
In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.
Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 21,37 MB
Release : 2014-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1440583099
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Author : Mist Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 28,4 MB
Release : 2023-11-12
Category :
ISBN :
Makes a GREAT stocking stuffer for kids! Enjoy good laughs with the whole family with 113 non-religious winter and holiday themed jokes, including knock-knock jokes. This collection of goofy (sometimes corny) winter and holiday themed jokes is sure to make the whole family laugh. Kids love telling jokes and making people laugh. This little book of 113 jokes, including a knock-knock joke on every page, is sure to keep you smiling. Make some warm memories this year! Best Christmas Jokes Ever - Laugh Out Loud Holiday Fun for Kids features: 32 pages of clean jokes. Fun, non-religious winter and holiday themed jokes, including knock-knock jokes. Great for car trips. An ideal screen-free activity for those holiday car trips. Easy to Read. Great for all reading levels.
Author : Highlights
Publisher : Highlights Press
Page : 350 pages
File Size : 45,43 MB
Release : 2016-03-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1629795534
From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 14,63 MB
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1684120071
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 24,26 MB
Release : 2017-10-17
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1684121450
Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Author : Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press (UK)
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 31,53 MB
Release : 2014
Category : Vacations
ISBN : 9781783441099
Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! This is filled with wacky pictures throughout. Where do genies go on summer vacation? To lamp camp. Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool? She wanted to test the water Which cake lives in a French cathedral? The Flapjack of Notre Dame Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!
