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The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 208 pages

File Size : 32,61 MB

Release : 2014-11

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1440583099

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Book Description

Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!



"Then Landry Said to Staubach. . ."

Author : Mark Stallard

Publisher : Triumph Books

Page : 117 pages

File Size : 11,33 MB

Release : 2007-08-01

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 1617490326

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Written for every sports fan who follows the Cowboys, this account goes behind the scenes to peek into the private world of the players, coaches, and decision makers—all while eavesdropping on their personal conversations. From the Dallas locker room to the sidelines and inside the huddle, the book includes stories from Aikman, Irvin, Meredith, Smith, and Staubach, among others, allowing readers to relive the highlights and the celebrations.



Cowboys Essential

Author : Frank Luksa

Publisher : Essential: Everything You Need

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 47,69 MB

Release : 2006

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 9781572438613

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A one-stop record containing everything Cowboys fans want to know about their favorite football team, this resource is packed with anecdotes, history, explanations of traditions, statistics, trivia, and photos.



North Dallas Forty

Author : Peter Gent

Publisher : Open Road Media

Page : 403 pages

File Size : 24,1 MB

Release : 2011-06-28

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1453220712

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National Bestseller: The “powerful novel” about the hidden side of pro football, written by a former NFL player (Newsweek). On the field, the men who play football are gladiators, titans, and every other kind of cliché. But when they leave the locker room they are only men. Peter Gent’s classic novel looks at the seedy underbelly of the pro game, chronicling eight days in the life of Phil Elliott, an aging receiver for the Texas team. Running on a mixture of painkillers and cortisone as he tries to keep his fading legs strong, Elliott tries to get every ounce of pleasure out of his last days of glory, living the life of sex, drugs, and football. Adapted for the screen in 1979, this novel, written by ex-Dallas Cowboy Peter Gent, is widely considered the best football novel of all time.



Out of Control

Author : Thomas Henderson

Publisher :

Page : 388 pages

File Size : 40,64 MB

Release : 1988-09

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 9780671663261

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In this harrowing, true account, Henderson lays bare the locker room legends, the wild partying, the rampant addiction and the unwritten rule of the pro sports world that anything goes--as long as you win the game. A tough, brutal, agonizing story . . .--Howard Cosell.P. Putnam.



Funny Shaped Balls

Author : Jonathan Swan

Publisher : Random House

Page : 322 pages

File Size : 12,52 MB

Release : 2012-08-31

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1407029541

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Over 2,000 sporting funnies from every sport: football, rugby, cricket, golf, boxing, snooker and beyond... Two men fishing on a river bank in a canal in London on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or TV. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says, 'Spurs have lost again.' The other man is astonished and says, 'How on earth do you know that?' The other man replies, 'It's quarter to five.' After the success of the George Foreman grill, Audley Harrison is launching his own toaster. The problem is it can only do four rounds. What does Steve Harmison put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A bat



The Great Philadelphia Fan Book

Author : Glen Macnow

Publisher : B B& A Publishers

Page : 256 pages

File Size : 41,83 MB

Release : 2003

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 9780970580443

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Book Description

Philadelphia sports fans have a reputation as the roughest, toughest, most vocal and unruly fans in sports. Philly fans booed Santa, cheered, as Michael Irvin lay motionless on the Vet's hard Astroturf. Sports radio personalities Glen Macnow and Anthony Gargano tell the story from the Philadelphia fan's perspective. In part a Philadelphia sports memoir, The Great Philadelphia Fan Book is also a historical and anecdotal account of the nation's passionate sports fans centering around Philadelphia's four major league teams. The authors mount a sturdy apologia that will be sure to delight Philadelphia sports fans and remind them of their unique and unabashed dedication to their hometown teams.



Tales from the Dallas Cowboys

Author : Cliff Harris

Publisher : Sports Publishing LLC

Page : 254 pages

File Size : 41,63 MB

Release : 2003

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 9781582613857

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Book Description

Harris and Waters share anecdotes about their experiences as Dallas Cowboys during the teams heyday, when they appeared in 5 Superbowls.



Landry

Author : Bob St. John

Publisher : Thomas Nelson

Page : 436 pages

File Size : 18,95 MB

Release : 2001-09

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 9780849943058

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A stirring tribute to sports legend Tom Landry by Dan Reeves, Mike Ditka and others. Photos from his career are included.



Buster Midnight's Cafe

Author : Sandra Dallas

Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin

Page : 286 pages

File Size : 45,45 MB

Release : 2007-04-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1429903376

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May Anna Kovacks was discovered on the dustry streets of Butte, Montana and went on to become a Hollywood star. War, fame, marriage, love, and heartbreak came and went. What never changed was the bond she shared with her two best friends, Effa Commander and Whippy Bird. When scandal, murder, and betrayal made a legend of May Anna, only Effa and Whippy Bird could set the record straight.