Author : J. S. Holdaway
Publisher : Funnymilo.com
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 18,88 MB
Release : 2021-04-10
Category :
ISBN : 9781736796917
It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. Join the misadventures of Milo as he discovers that some words can have more than one meaning. With a quirky sense of humor, witty wordplay and other surprises, The Funny Life of Milo is a collection of eight silly and strange tales written to make you laugh. Each story has its own comedic twist, large print and full-page illustrations creating an easy and entertaining read for kids of all ages from 0 to 100.
Author : Matt de la Peña
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 49,70 MB
Release : 2021-02-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0399549099
The team behind the Newbery Medal winner and Caldecott Honor book Last Stop on Market Street and the award-winning New York Times bestseller Carmela Full of Wishes once again delivers a poignant and timely picture book that's sure to become an instant classic. Milo is on a long subway ride with his older sister. To pass the time, he studies the faces around him and makes pictures of their lives. There's the whiskered man with the crossword puzzle; Milo imagines him playing solitaire in a cluttered apartment full of pets. There's the wedding-dressed woman with a little dog peeking out of her handbag; Milo imagines her in a grand cathedral ceremony. And then there's the boy in the suit with the bright white sneakers; Milo imagines him arriving home to a castle with a drawbridge and a butler. But when the boy in the suit gets off on the same stop as Milo--walking the same path, going to the exact same place--Milo realizes that you can't really know anyone just by looking at them.
Author : Michael Poore
Publisher : Del Rey
Page : 372 pages
File Size : 30,87 MB
Release : 2017-08-22
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 039917849X
A wildly imaginative novel about a man who is reincarnated over ten thousand lifetimes to be with his one true love: Death herself. “Tales of gods and men akin to Neil Gaiman’s Sandman as penned by a kindred spirit of Douglas Adams.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review) First we live. Then we die. And then . . . we get another try? Ten thousand tries, to be exact. Ten thousand lives to “get it right.” Answer all the Big Questions. Achieve Wisdom. And Become One with Everything. Milo has had 9,995 chances so far and has just five more lives to earn a place in the cosmic soul. If he doesn’t make the cut, oblivion awaits. But all Milo really wants is to fall forever into the arms of Death. Or Suzie, as he calls her. More than just Milo’s lover throughout his countless layovers in the Afterlife, Suzie is literally his reason for living—as he dives into one new existence after another, praying for the day he’ll never have to leave her side again. But Reincarnation Blues is more than a great love story: Every journey from cradle to grave offers Milo more pieces of the great cosmic puzzle—if only he can piece them together in time to finally understand what it means to be part of something bigger than infinity. As darkly enchanting as the works of Neil Gaiman and as wisely hilarious as Kurt Vonnegut’s, Michael Poore’s Reincarnation Blues is the story of everything that makes life profound, beautiful, absurd, and heartbreaking. Because it’s more than Milo and Suzie’s story. It’s your story, too. Praise for Reincarnation Blues “The most fun you’ll have reading about a man who has been killed by both catapult and car accident.”—NPR “This book made me laugh out loud. And then a page later, it made me sob. Reminiscent of Tom Robbins and Christopher Moore, Poore finds humor in the dark absurdities of life.”—Chicago Review of Books “Charming . . . surprisingly light and uplifting . . . It reads like a writer having fun.”—New York Journal of Books
Author : Matthew Dicks
Publisher : Crown
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 12,86 MB
Release : 2010-08-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0307592308
The author of SOMETHING MISSING returns with another hilarious and sneakily profound tale about a man whose behavior is truly odd, but also oddly relatable. Milo Slade, a thirty-three year old home healthcare aide, is witnessing the rapid dissolution of his three-year marriage to a polished, high-powered attorney named Christine. Though Milo doesn't quite know the root of his marital problems, he inevitably blames himself, or more specifically, he faults the demands his obsessive compulsive personality place upon him--the need to open a jar of Smuckers grape jelly or sing 99 Luftballons in front of an audience, to name just a couple. Yet Christine is still none the wiser about these inexplicable quirks as Milo has painstakingly hidden them from her and everyone else for years. No one knows the true--and in his mind more insidious--Milo, and such is the root of his profound loneliness, especially now that he and Christine are living apart during a trial separation. Then one day Milo stumbles across a video camera and tapes, left behind in a park. He watches the first tape, which is a heartfelt confessional by a young woman who begins to reveal her secrets, starting small at first, and finally revealing that she blames herself for a tragic death of a friend. But not all the details add up and Milo is struck with the urge to free the sweet confessor from her guilt. He is, after all, an expert in keeping secrets… In typical screwball fashion, Milo sets out on a cross-country journey to crack the case, but quickly gets sidetracked as his un-ignorable demands call. But it is during these sidetracks that the true meaning of his adventure takes shape. Milo is weird, but as he discovers, so is everyone else. UNEXPECTEDLY, MILO is a humorous and touching novel about finding oneself, embracing the journey, and, unexpectedly, love.
Author : Pauline Oud
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,97 MB
Release : 2025-06-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN :
A fun and endearing story to expand children's vocabulary and learn playfully! Lily and Milo are going to eat outside together. They need to set the table in the garden, so first, they search for a tablecloth, cutlery, and plates. Next, they gather fruit, bread, and vegetables, loading everything into their wagon. But when they sit down at the table, they find--oh no!--the food is missing! This charming and silly story about food selection and setting the table is perfect for toddlers aged 24 months and up, focusing on everyday experiences. Written and illustrated by bestselling author Pauline Oud, it's part of the popular "Lily and Milo" series. With its emphasis on a child's daily life, this interactive read encourages engagement as it poses questions to young readers, inviting them to follow along. The book is a part of Clavis Toddler, featuring a color-coded train system on the back cover that highlights the age group and skill set being developed. With lovable characters and a fun, relatable storyline, it's an ideal choice for young readers and their families. A silly story about choosing food and setting the table. For toddlers ages 24 months and up, with a focus on the child's daily life.
Author : Hank Kunneman
Publisher : Destiny Image Publishers
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 41,95 MB
Release : 2020-11-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0768456967
It’s summer, the perfect time for Mutzphey and Milo to start their new lemonade stand.Together, with starry-eyed visions of success, they get to work right away.Beginning in their own neighborhood, they plan to distribute lemonade worldwide by lunchtime. But when Mutzphey gets greedy and the scorching heat gets to his temper, Milo decides...
Author : Olen Steinhauer
Publisher : Minotaur Books
Page : 586 pages
File Size : 46,96 MB
Release : 2009-03-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1429977183
In The Tourist, Olen Steinhauer—twice nominated for the Edgar Award—tackles an intricate story of betrayal and manipulation, loyalty and risk, in an utterly compelling novel that is both thoroughly modern and yet also reminiscent of the espionage genre's most touted luminaries. “Here’s the best spy novel I’ve ever read that wasn’t written by John le Carré.” —Stephen King, Entertainment Weekly In Olen Steinhauer's explosive New York Times bestseller, Milo Weaver has tried to leave his old life of secrets and lies behind by giving up his job as a "tourist" for the CIA—an undercover agent with no home, no identity—and working a desk at the CIA's New York headquarters. But staying retired from the field becomes impossible when the arrest of a long-sought-after assassin sets off an investigation into one of Milo's oldest colleagues and friends. With new layers of intrigue being exposed in his old cases, he has no choice but to go back undercover and find out who's been pulling the strings once and for all. *BONUS CONTENT: This edition of The Tourist includes a new introduction from the author and a discussion guide
Author : Norton Juster
Publisher : Yearling
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 37,52 MB
Release : 1988-10-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0394820371
With almost 5 million copies sold 60 years after its original publication, generations of readers have now journeyed with Milo to the Lands Beyond in this beloved classic. Enriched by Jules Feiffer’s splendid illustrations, the wit, wisdom, and wordplay of Norton Juster’s offbeat fantasy are as beguiling as ever. “Comes up bright and new every time I read it . . . it will continue to charm and delight for a very long time yet. And teach us some wisdom, too.” --Phillip Pullman For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different. Milo visits the Island of Conclusions (you get there by jumping), learns about time from a ticking watchdog named Tock, and even embarks on a quest to rescue Rhyme and Reason. Somewhere along the way, Milo realizes something astonishing. Life is far from dull. In fact, it’s exciting beyond his wildest dreams!
Author : Jedda Robaard
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 29,85 MB
Release : 2014-05-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0763667838
Embarking on a swashbuckling adventure at bath time, Milo and his teddy bear, Millie, navigate their way through imagined cityscapes, past spouting whales and around swirling whirlpools before arriving at their destination just in time for a cozy good night, in a story complemented by instructions for making a paper boat.
Author : Jill Wolfson
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 46,72 MB
Release : 2009-03-31
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 1429938315
Dani was born with her heart on the wrong side of her body. In her fifteen years of life, she's had more doctor's appointments, X-rays, and tests, and eaten more green hospital Jell-O than she cares to think about. Fourteen-year-old Amanda is a competitive gymnast, her body a small package of sleek muscles, in perfect health. The two girls don't know each other, don't go to the same school, don't have any friends in common. But their lives are about to collide. Acclaimed author Jill Wolfson tackles this fascinating story with her trademark honesty and wit.
