Coloring for Grown-Ups


Book Description

The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts




100 Cocks Coloring Book


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Looking for the perfect penis gift? Then why not get your hands around this massive cock coloring book for adults! That is filled with 100 relaxing paisley, henna and mandala penis coloring pages! You can have a different dick every day of the week with this rude coloring book! From massive meaty cocks to small humiliating chodes. You'll have a huge variety of dicks to choose from. So you can sit back, relax and color in your perfect penis or funny penis quote! Every one of the one hundred beautifully designed coloring pages boasts either a glorious cock design or funny dick joke with stress relieving patterns. So you can chill out, relax and have a laugh at the same time! Each of the 100 coloring pages are printed single sided, so you can easily remove the pages to frame or hang your penis art. Or so you can use a much wider variety of coloring mediums without running the risk of listing any of the other cocktastic designs inside this book. The cocks aren't the only thing that are hard in this coloring book! This dick coloring book boasts an extensive range of designs and patterns that differ in difficulty, from simple easy to color designs for beginners to much more detailed and intricate designs for the coloring book pro's. So you're sure to find something to match your coloring skill level. You could even get better at coloring by starting off on the easy ones and working your way up if you're a beginner! Ideal for a bachelorette party gift or inappropriate birthday gift for a loved one. This kinky coloring book is sure to get a laugh no matter the occasion!




Adult Coloring Book Floral Penis


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All women like flowers, and almost all women like phalluses. Normally they come individualized and always bring along something less desirable... a male. Well, in this book they present themselves in magnificent floral bouquets for your exclusive pleasure. Floral Penis is a fun coloring book for adults without preconception and for those who love a good laugh. Exercise your colored pencils at the same time as you exercise your sense of humor. Is there anything more beautiful than a bouquet ... of a penis?




The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book


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Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!




Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks


Book Description

JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk







The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick


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You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.




Peckerheads (Condensed Edition)


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With a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude, these cute, amusing little penis guys will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! Within you get 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side), 7 DIY Bookmarks, & a Color Testing Page. Please note that this is the Condensed Edition. To find the 110 page full edition, just check out more by this seller! This book would be great for a bachelorette party, girl's night out, or a gag gift. Perfect for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh too.




50 Ways to Eat Cock


Book Description

We asked rooster lovers from around the world to show us their cocks and they obliged! Proudly presenting Centerfolds, the companion adult coloring book to 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!Inside you'll find outlines (NOT recipes) of the 50 peckers that made the cut - ready and waiting for you to finish them off with your skillful strokes. From Nugget and Big Bird to Lord Vader and Mr. Naughtikins, you're sure to find a hunk of avian beefcake to titillate your creative juices.




Penis Pokey


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The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?