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The Ha Ha Bonk Book

Author : Janet Ahlberg

Publisher : Penguin UK

Page : 96 pages

File Size : 45,82 MB

Release : 1982-03-25

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 0141960086

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Laughter guaranteed with The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off. and What goes 99 bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg and What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt? A bad golfer and lots more besides! This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy. Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.



Hungry

Author : H. A. Swain

Publisher : Feiwel & Friends

Page : 384 pages

File Size : 28,83 MB

Release : 2014-06-03

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 1250061849

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For fans of The Giver, a futuristic thriller with a diverse cast. In Thalia's world, there is no more food and no need for food, as everyone takes medication to ward off hunger. Her parents both work for the company that developed the drugs society consumes to quell any food cravings, and they live a life of privilege as a result. When Thalia meets a boy who is part of an underground movement to bring food back, she realizes that there is an entire world outside her own. She also starts to feel hunger, and so does the boy. Are the meds no longer working? Together, they set out to find the only thing that will quell their hunger: real food. It's a journey that will change everything Thalia thought she knew. But can a "privy" like her ever truly be part of a revolution?



Jeremiah in the Dark Woods

Author : Janet Ahlberg

Publisher : Puffin Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 46,34 MB

Release : 1999

Category : Animals

ISBN : 9780141304960

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A little boy sets out to find the thief of his grandmother's strawberry tarts and meets a number of unusual characters on his search.



Jolly Pocket Postman

Author : Allan Ahlberg

Publisher : National Geographic Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 28,41 MB

Release : 2006-10-31

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0670886262

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Once more the Jolly Postman rides - and flies - and shrinks! The Jolly Postman is setting off on his third adventure. . . but nothing goes quite to plan when he suffers a bump to the head, and shrinks to the size of a postage stamp! And from then it just gets curiouser and curiouser. . . Featuring a whole host of familiar characters and of course, beautiful pull-out letters and a magnifying glass, The Jolly Pocket Postman is the third story in the bestselling and award-winning series by Janet and Alan Ahlberg.



The Happiness List

Author : Annie Lyons

Publisher : HarperCollins UK

Page : 282 pages

File Size : 19,81 MB

Release : 2018-07-11

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0008221006

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‘A must-read of the summer!’ Jenny Oliver, bestselling author of The Summer House by the Sea 'Happy, hopeful and joyously life-affirming. Exactly the book we need right now.' Cathy Bramley Life is about to change forever...



Starting School

Author : Allan Ahlberg

Publisher : Puffin

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 40,97 MB

Release : 2013-07-04

Category : Children's stories

ISBN : 9780723273462

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From first day nerves to finding your peg, this reassuring read is full of humour and fun for children and parents alike. A classic picture book which offers advice and enjoyment for the whole family before school starts.



The Little Puffin Joke Book

Author : Penguin Books, Limited

Publisher : Puffin

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 27,30 MB

Release : 2013-09-05

Category :

ISBN : 9780141352312

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Over 300 jokes, riddles and limericks for children in a handy pocket-sized flick book, with a little Puffin flapping up and down the page!Have you heard the one about the cross-eyed teacher? Or the one about the man who stole a lorry load of rhubarb?This tiny little book is PACKED FULL of utterly bonkers jokes and riddles to keep you laughing for hours. Try them on your family and friends and give everyone a chuckle!



The Baby's Catalogue Frieze

Author : Janet Ahlberg

Publisher : Puffin HC

Page : 24 pages

File Size : 42,44 MB

Release : 1993

Category :

ISBN : 9780140549805

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The Ha Ha Bonk Book

Author : Janet Ahlberg

Publisher : Viking Juvenile

Page : 95 pages

File Size : 44,7 MB

Release : 1982

Category : English wit and humor

ISBN : 9780722657454

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The Silly Book of Weird and Wacky Words

Author : Andy Seed

Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing

Page : 162 pages

File Size : 39,70 MB

Release : 2015-12-03

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1408866846

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Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? ...plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more.