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The Haunted Forest Tour

Author : Jeff Strand

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 374 pages

File Size : 34,87 MB

Release : 2017-09-26

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ISBN : 9781977529992

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety. Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws-you'll see them all! Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100% safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever. We promise. Bram Stoker Award-nominated authors James A. Moore and Jeff Strand have teamed up to take you on an action-packed, monster-laden adventure that will make you laugh, scream, and think twice before going near ghastly oversized beasts that want to devour you. "[An] absolute gem of a read...What comes next is over two hundred pages of non stop, in your face, gore drenched action...You will be exhausted by the time you reach the satisfying last page...Think Jurassic Park with bloodthirsty demons on an adrenaline rush and you have The Haunted Forest Tour." - GoreZone magazine "James A. Moore and Jeff Strand are a literary dream team. Devout readers of the genre are in for a real treat as these two horror heavyweights combine forces and battle their characters to the bloody death...Remember how it felt to inventory and consume your candy on Halloween night? That's the atmosphere in the forest. You feel like a glutton, like you couldn't possibly stomach one more gooey demise, but you turn the page and unwrap another nightmare anyway." - Horror-Web "Moore and Strand heap scares upon plot twists in one of the freshest and most entertaining novels in recent years. The authors offer a frightening and high-octane tale, presented as an apocalyptic disaster movie." - Horror World



Field Guide to the Haunted Forest

Author : Jarod K Anderson

Publisher :

Page : 80 pages

File Size : 50,74 MB

Release : 2020-11-27

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ISBN :

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This poetry collection celebrates the impossible truths of the natural world and the magic that hides in plain sight. Poet and podcaster Jarod K. Anderson (creator of The CryptoNaturalist Podcast) has built a large audience of social media followers and podcast listeners with his strange, vibrant appreciations of nature. Ranging from contemplations of mortality to appreciations of single-celled organisms, the poems in this collection highlight our connection to a living universe and affirm our place in a wilderness worthy of our love.



The Haunted Forest Tour

Author : James Arthur Moore

Publisher : Earthling

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 44,37 MB

Release : 2007

Category : Forests and forestry

ISBN : 9780979505423

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Overnight without warning, a forest sprang up amid a small New Mexico town, killing most of the inhabitants before establishing a stable perimeter. Now strange beings inhabit this forest, and Haunted Forest Enterprises has amassed a fortune running tours by tram ride along the forest's outer edge. The Halloween tour, however, promises to be different. It will go farther into the forest than any other tour has gone, leading its passengers down strange and mysterious paths, most ending in death. For the first time, Moore (Serenity Falls) and Strand (Single White Psychopath Seeks Same) combine their gifts for gore and storytelling in a novel of action and horror--the third in Earthling's "Halloween" series--that should appeal to most fans of contemporary horror. Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.



The Forest of Ghosts and Bones

Author : Lisa Lueddecke

Publisher : Scholastic UK

Page : 298 pages

File Size : 36,24 MB

Release : 2020-10-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0702301345

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This gorgeously evocative standalone fantasy from Lisa Lueddecke is inspired by the Hungarian myths of her childhood. Enter a world with a haunted castle, a dark and dangerous forest and poisoned rain, with two fiery protagonists to root for - a book perfect for fans of Naomi Novik and Laini Taylor. You are the girl who can walk in the rain, and I am the boy who knows the way. The Eve of Saints approaches and the poison rain which shrouds Castle Marcosza strains at its boundaries. When Beata's brother is taken by the rain, Beata and her friend Benedek must make a perilous journey of discovery to uncover the root of her secret - why she is the only person who can walk through the rain unscathed. But Beata is soon caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse with mysterious Liljana, a girl with hidden powers of her own. And with magic outlawed in Marcosza, can the pair find a way to work together to harness their forbidden ability and unleash its full potential? Or will they find themselves seduced by power and all that it offers...



Dweller

Author : Jeff Strand

Publisher :

Page : 268 pages

File Size : 48,95 MB

Release : 2015-12-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9781626411067

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When Toby Floren was eight years old, he discovered a monster living in the woods behind his house. A ghastly, frightening creature with claws, fangs, and a taste for human flesh. As he ran out of the forest, Toby felt that he'd been lucky to escape with his life. Years later, Toby finds comfort with the creature. It's his own special secret-something that nobody else in the world knows about. Somebody to talk to. Somebody to confide in. Sure, Toby has concerns about his own sanity, but really, what boy wouldn't want to be best friends with a monster in the woods, especially if he's being tormented by bullies? The creature, who he names Owen, may be the answer to his problems... From Jeff Strand, the author of PRESSURE, comes the story of a macabre, decades-long friendship. A relationship that will last their entire lives, through times of happiness, tragedy, love, loss, madness, and complete darkness. DWELLER. The lifetime story of a boy and his monster. "Hands down my favorite book of the year." - Fear Zone



The Haunted Walk: The Haunted Ones Book 7

Author : Michelle Dorey

Publisher :

Page : 254 pages

File Size : 35,89 MB

Release : 2021-02-08

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9781988913285

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Like a broken roller coaster, things go from scary fun to terrifyingRyan Wheeler's new job will launch his acting career. He'll be a tour guide for 'The Haunted Walk Of Villmore'. It's a pretty sweet gig! Performing live for small groups will look great on his resume when he heads to New York for 'real' acting roles. But from the start, things are strange. His first tour is with a group of eight people-four elderly couples who are sweet as any grandparent. But weird. At the very first stop, one of them becomes enraged about the ghost story he's telling. He's trying to tell the tale of a tragic story of unrequited love, but Doris knows the truth! It wasn't a love story... it was a murder. How would this woman know? It happened more than a hundred years ago!When the tour is over, walking back home he's followed by an unseen stranger-a stranger doing their best to terrify him. And it works; he barely makes it back to his place. But the stranger's not finished; it pounds over and over at his apartment door, trying to get in! Mustering his courage, Ryan goes to confront the jerk.But nobody is there. On the following night things get even stranger. The old people are back. And once again, they have a problem with him. Back home after work, someone's waiting for him... Or is it 'something'?Ryan's about to learn a lot of secrets. About life...and death. This 'easy job' is going to cost him everything. Bestselling author Michelle Dorey's latest stand alone ghost story is based on a true story. Grab your copy and start reading! Just don't pay any attention to those noises at your door.



Hoot Hoot's Haunted Forest

Author : Tracey West

Publisher :

Page : 52 pages

File Size : 34,39 MB

Release : 2001

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9780439320665

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Ash and Pikachu are trying to find their way through a haunted forest. Only Hoothoot, the owl Pokemon, can help them. But Hoothoot is afraid of the Ghost Pokemon who live there. Can Ash and Pikachu help the owl Pokemon face its fears?



Single White Psychopath Seeks Same

Author : Jeff Strand

Publisher :

Page : 266 pages

File Size : 39,98 MB

Release : 2020-05-28

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ISBN :

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The second book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem! "Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it's going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw. So as I struggled against the ropes, I can't say I was all that surprised." Yes, Andrew Mayhem, hero of GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY) is back. Still incredibly brave. Still ridiculously irresponsible. And this time, becoming chainsaw fodder is one of his lesser worries. He's forced to pose as a serial killer known as The Headhunter in order to infiltrate a group of maniacs who've gathered in an isolated Alaskan mansion for a weekend of murderous games. Can he free the potential victims in time...or will he be forced to participate in their demise? Even more twisted than its predecessor, SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME is another outrageous blend of the hilarious and the horrifying, one that will keep you laughing, gasping, and guessing from beginning to end.



Ferocious

Author : Jeff Strand

Publisher : Independently Published

Page : 256 pages

File Size : 40,62 MB

Release : 2019-03-22

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9781090993144

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From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of THE HAUNTED FOREST TOUR and WOLF HUNT comes another action-packed over-the-top creature feature!Rusty Moss has raised his niece Mia since she was a baby. Now that she's almost eighteen, he's worried that the life he's given her-living off the grid in a cabin deep in the woods-is holding her back from her full potential. But that angst gets pushed aside when the undead forest animals arrive.At first it's just a squirrel-shockingly violent and almost impossible to kill. Followed by a grizzly bear, also aggressive and resilient, even when point-blank shotgun blasts to the face are involved. Now the cabin is surrounded by all manner of zombie creatures. They have no way to call for help. The truck that could take them to safety is three miles away, stuck in the mud. But Rusty and Mia have their courage. They have their wits. And, most importantly, they have an axe and a fully fueled chainsaw...



Mandibles

Author : Jeff Strand

Publisher : Independently Published

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 17,49 MB

Release : 2024-07-11

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Fire ants. Even when they're normal sized, they're horrible, wretched insects whose sting causes burning pain. But these ants are far from normal. And the city of Tampa, Florida has become infested with the oversized creatures. From the demented Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Twentieth Anniversary Screening and Clowns Vs. Spiders comes a relentlessly paced novel of insect terror. As the city descends into pure chaos on a hot summer afternoon before the Fourth of July weekend, four groups of survivors must make their way to safety, past thousands of hyper-aggressive ants that can finish you off with just one searing sting. Dustin, an entomologist, may have the secret to what is happening. Unfortunately, he's being held hostage by a pair of psychopathic convenience store robbers who are just as happy to let the city burn. Packed with humor, action, and thrills, Mandibles is an over the top, large-scale, carnage-filled, insects-on-a-rampage extravaganza!