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The Hitwoman Hires a Manny

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 175 pages

File Size : 30,56 MB

Release : 2019-05-21

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Inept hitwoman Maggie Lee has a lot to juggle. She’s about to start a new job, her niece, Katie, who she is responsible for, is finally coming home from the hospital, and her ever “helpful” aunt has hired someone to help with her care. Fresh out of the Navy, Angel Delveccio is not anyone’s idea of a typical nanny. Which is convenient, considering Maggie’s life is anything but typical. With the help of her snarky lizard, moody cat, and goofy dog, Maggie tries to solve the cold case of her sister’s disappearance, while contending with the present day threat of a violent ex-con, all while playing instant “mom” and trying to ease Katie’s transition into her new home. Can Maggie juggle it all? Or will all of these distractions prove to be deadly?



Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 254 pages

File Size : 14,92 MB

Release : 2012-01-24

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0062134620

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Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law. Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to. Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.



The Hitwoman in a Pickle

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 186 pages

File Size : 24,94 MB

Release : 2019-05-21

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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The klutzy contract killer must enlist the help of both her psychic friend, Armani, and her ever-growing collection of talking pets, as she desperately searches for not one, but two, missing relatives. At the same time she’s trying to keep the peace in her crazy family and complete an unwanted assignment from mob boss, Delveccio, which could end with her on ice. And oh yeah, she’s got a date with a certain hot manny. Maggie and friends follow a crazy and convoluted path to try to save the day, but will an unexpected enemy get the upper hand? ​



The Hitwoman Goes to Prison

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 197 pages

File Size : 15,47 MB

Release : 2019-12-27

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Family is everything. That’s the motto Maggie Lee lives by. She’s proven that she’ll do anything (even become an assassin…albeit an inept one, as God likes to remind her) to take care of those she loves. Even when they drive her crazy. But as Maggie attempts to reunite a young boy with his mother, her own family is in danger of falling apart. The human members are facing a heartbreaking loss, the animals are mutinying against one of their own, and a missing skull is causing trouble for everyone. Maggie may be able to save an innocent’s life, but can she save her family?



The Hitwoman Spirals

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 201 pages

File Size : 13,47 MB

Release : 2024-07-31

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Maggie Lee’s life is spiraling out of control. (What else is new, right?) Her family is pulling her in a dozen directions. Her pets are bickering incessantly. She’s got a job that she’s not quite sure she’s up to doing. And it kind of feels like everyone is conspiring to drive her nuts. Join Maggie and her menagerie on their latest misadventure, The Hitwoman Spirals, Book 44 in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series.



The Hitwoman's Reunion

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 192 pages

File Size : 40,1 MB

Release : 2024-10-31

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Maggie Lee is stressed as she plans a hit ordered by the mob boss while simultaneously coordinating a Going Away party for her brother. Things only get worse when the body of a kid she went to high school with is found and her old friend Zeke becomes the main suspect in a murder investigation. Meanwhile, a series of unexpected reunions knocks Maggie off her game and she makes some dangerous mistakes. If she’s not careful, she could be the one who ends up going away…for murder.



The Hitwoman Investigates

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 200 pages

File Size : 30,91 MB

Release : 2022-08-31

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Maggie Lee knows she should "just say no" to retired US Marshal Lawrence Griswald when he asks for her help. But when has Maggie ever NOT helped a family member? At Griswald's request she partners with Nat Hunting to figure out what the hold up is with Griswald getting his private investigator license. It doesn't sound that complicated or dangerous, but somehow Maggie ends up dancing with an octopus, breaking into a morgue, and facing off against a killer (armed only with a magnifying glass). She’ll need the help of her loyal pets, some psychic guidance and more than a smidge of luck to survive this investigation.



The Hitwoman's Getaway

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 200 pages

File Size : 38,11 MB

Release : 2022-04-14

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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A romantic room, gourmet meals, free booze, massages…that’s what Maggie is promised when she’s sent away on a pet-friendly romantic getaway. Crazy fellow guests, a missing couple, a human skull, and someone trying to kill her is what she ends up getting. With the help of the core members of her menagerie and a new furry friend, Maggie tries to figure out what’s going on while staying alive and how to salvage her romantic weekend. But a killer has other plans…



The Hitwoman Under Pressure

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 190 pages

File Size : 17,84 MB

Release : 2019-05-21

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Maggie Lee's dedication to her family knows no limits. Even though her life is in chaos, she'll take any chance to repair her fractured family. All she has do is: Get out of the loony bin Eliminate the killer who’s hunting her sister Make sure her family doesn’t go off the rails (yup, this one’s the toughest) Thankfully she’s got the help of an ex-lover, a conman, and a sexy sailor, along with her psychic friend, her loyal, but bickering, pets, and her favorite mob boss. If only she could rely on them to help her stop the man who wants her sister dead. With two hitmen already killed for going after him, Maggie could use all the help she can get. Maggie’s skills (and sanity) are put to the test and the stakes have never been higher.



The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog

Author : JB Lynn

Publisher : Jennifer Baum

Page : 182 pages

File Size : 48,54 MB

Release :

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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So many men….so little help. Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. But now she’s found out that her niece, Katie, will soon be discharged from the hospital - making Maggie her guardian not just in name - and her semi-psychic friend Armani Vasquez has been kidnapped. Suddenly Maggie could really use some help. While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help out with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing (or able) to lend a hand to save Armani. With both cops and bad guys telling her not to go after Armani alone, she knows the smart thing to do would be to listen to them. But Maggie’s not the type to abandon those she loves. Even with Patrick, Maggie's murder-mentor and almost-lover, and her old friend Zeke out of the picture, Maggie’s not desperate enough to bring herself to involve crime reporter Jack Stern in her quest. Armed with only Armani’s cryptic clues, and assisted by her snarky lizard, her dumb, but extremely loyal dog, and a one-eyed cat, Maggie decides to take on whoever's taken Armani. Will the lack of human help prove to be her undoing? Or will a special guy come through for her in the end?