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The Jumbo Book of Blonde Jokes

Author : Ed Sullivan

Publisher : New Line Publishing

Page : 62 pages

File Size : 43,88 MB

Release : 2004-07

Category : Blondes

ISBN : 1844810828

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If the latest research on genetics is correct two hundred years from now the last blonde will be living in Finland and blondes (in their non-chemically enhanced state) will have disappeared, which gives us, males a rather tight deadline to make the most of the situation, pass round some jokes and ponder on the dismal state the world will be in once there are no more blondes! From quick-fire, short jokes to long, complex tales on blondes Ed Sullivan's lifelong collection of blonde jokes leaves few stones unturned and even fewer areas untouched when it comes to milking a situation for fun. All of which is an excellent reason to open up this eBook, fire up our email and fill up the inbox of friends and relatives with some truly hilarious stuff.



Jumbo Book of Blonde Jokes

Author : Ed Sullivan

Publisher :

Page : 62 pages

File Size : 44,56 MB

Release : 2004-07-01

Category :

ISBN : 9781844811076

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The Everything Big Book of Jokes

Author : Evan C Thomas

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 272 pages

File Size : 46,31 MB

Release : 2014-07-11

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1440576971

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Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!



101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes

Author : Johnny Riddle

Publisher :

Page : 144 pages

File Size : 21,50 MB

Release : 2020-05-18

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781952772337

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Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Blondes! Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write "flip" on both sides of a sheet of paper! Everyone loves to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' is the perfect gift book. To treat yourself, or surprise a loved one. This collection of Dumb Blonde Jokes will have you (and your friends) rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes - 30+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your friends, or simply want to have a good laugh! BUY: '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "I wonder if it's mine." *** A blonde went to buy a pizza. After ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please, " she said, "I could never eat twelve!" *** Three blonde girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train. *** Buy '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes.' So, are you ready for the funniest dumb blondes jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.



The Big Ass Book of Jokes

Author :

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 349 pages

File Size : 23,46 MB

Release : 2009-02-10

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1569759405

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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.





The Blonde of the Joke

Author : Bennett Madison

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 278 pages

File Size : 27,93 MB

Release : 2009-08-25

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 0061948136

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"There are three and only three rules for shoplifting," Francie instructed me. From the very first day Val meets the outrageously blond Francie, she realizes that Francie has the gutsy courage and determination Val has always envied. But Francie sees something in Val too—something that Val's never noticed. "You've got that sneaky thing about you," she says. "I bet you have a dark past." And just like that, the blonde and the brunette become partners in crime. Thanks to Francie, Val is suddenly taking risks, taking charge, and taking what she deserves. But as the stakes get higher, Francie and Val find themselves more and more tangled in a thrilling web of love, lies, and shoplifting. Soon it becomes clear that the darkest secrets have yet to be discovered. . . .



Blonde Jokes

Author : Charlie Crapper

Publisher :

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 31,27 MB

Release : 2019-05-06

Category :

ISBN : 9781097180158

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Funny Blonde Jokes This is a huge collection of very funny blonde jokes.Here are just a few examples of the blonde jokes inside this book:- How did the blonde die while drinking milk?The cow fell on top of her. Why did the blonde sell her water skis?She couldn't find a lake on a hill. How does a blonde car pool work?They all meet up at work. Why did the blonde return the jigsaw puzzle?She thought it was broken. What's the mating call of a blonde?"I'm sooooo drunk." How does a blonde recharge her love life? She changes the batteries. Did you hear about the blonde who spent twenty minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the Earth! Did you hear about the blonde who shut herself in the fridge as she wanted to know if the light really goes off. There are many more really funny blonde jokes, puns, gags and story based jokes in this shamelessly politically incorrect blonde jokes book. There are over 250 hilarious dumb blonde jokes in total for you to enjoy.Buy this funny blondes joke book now.





It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author : Ned Vizzini

Publisher : Disney Electronic Content

Page : 452 pages

File Size : 46,53 MB

Release : 2010-09-25

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1423141083

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Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.