Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 35,56 MB
Release : 2011-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1616082542
The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...
Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
Page : 92 pages
File Size : 40,62 MB
Release : 2020-11-18
Category :
ISBN :
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
Author : Elias Hill
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 20,92 MB
Release : 2017-09-24
Category :
ISBN : 9781977556295
Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!
Author : Juicy Quotes
Publisher :
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 40,29 MB
Release : 2019-12-29
Category :
ISBN : 9781652833048
In this Lawyers Jokes Book you will find over 20 pages of funny lawyer jokes as well as over 50 more pages of jokes about other professions including jokes and puns about army, customer service, call centers, dentists, doctors, firemen, teachers and the navy. So there are lots of funny jokes and puns about lots of different professions including lots of lawyer jokes. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs from this joke book today!
Author : Sam J. Ervin Jr.
Publisher : UNC Press Books
Page : 225 pages
File Size : 41,21 MB
Release : 2014-02-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0807875732
Originally published in 1984, Senator Ervin's delightful collection of stories and anecdotes winds its way from his native Morganton through Chapel Hill and Harvard, the military, the North Carolina Supreme Court, the United States Senate, and Watergate. It represents a lifetime of wit and wisdom--told in the late Senator Ervin's inimitable style.
Author :
Publisher : American Bar Association
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 15,48 MB
Release : 2014
Category : Law
ISBN : 9781627224130
This bank of clever comebacks will delight you or the lawyer in your life. With more than 1,000 quotes from 500 people, The Ultimate Lawyer Quote Book is the wordsmiths treasure chest of quotable gems. Topics include torts, contracts, ethics, litigation, evidence, and argumentation. Material is sourced from the likes of Melvin Belli, Felix Frankfurter, Hugo Black as well as such non-jurists such as Woody Allen, Winston Churchill, and Oprah!
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 197 pages
File Size : 39,70 MB
Release : 2015-02-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1629149853
What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author : The Introverted Attorney
Publisher : Blurb
Page : 92 pages
File Size : 33,9 MB
Release : 2020-06-25
Category :
ISBN : 9781715114022
This comic book was created for the curmudgeonly lawyer with a dark sense of humor that is often deeply suppressed in the stuffy law firm environment. Each page is filled with brutally honest depictions of attorney life, ranging from covertly sleeping at the office to being engulfed in flames of rage due to unnecessary email follow ups. Makes a great gift for any disillusioned attorney and a warning of what's to come for aspiring lawyers. Product Description: - Softcover - 90 pages, full color - 8" x 10"
Author : Asa Rountree
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 19,34 MB
Release : 2013
Category : Law
ISBN : 9781627221733
"Asa Rountree was born in Birmingham, Alabama. A graduate of the University of Alabama and Harvard Law School, he practiced law as corporate litigator and trial lawyer. He spent most of his career in New York City as a partner at Debevoise & Plimpton LLP, before he retired from that firm and returned to Birmingham as a shareholder at Maynard, Cooper & Gale, P.C. He was a prolific and broad ranging writer and penned titles such as The Roman Republic : An Historical Parallel?; Human Nature, Morality, and the State; and Words : Essays and Other Words. He was, he like to say, a consummate collector of rejection slips. This book collects Asa's well-honed views on how to practice law. His advice is timeless and true, funny and practical. It also hints at the great pleasure that can be had in aiming for excellence as a lawyer. Asa's memos shaped generations of lawyers who had the good luck to work with him"--Page 4 of cover.
Author : John Patrick Dolan
Publisher : Advantage Media Group
Page : 82 pages
File Size : 13,42 MB
Release : 2008-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1599320681
Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.
