The Vulgar Offensive Very Adult Coloring Book


Book Description

Are you easily offended? Then exit immediately! This book is full of the filthiest swear words imaginable. If you curse like a sailor and don't give two f*cks about what people think, this book is perfect for you! The book has 30 different pages to cover. The pages are single sided so you can easily use markers and gel pens.




The Very Serious and Boring Coloring Book for Responsible Adults


Book Description

This is a very serious adult coloring book.FOR GROWNUPS. Here's the thing, at some point we all grew up and stopped coloring. We stopped tapping into that source of pure creative genius, and started following rules. We forgot what creative freedom really felt like. We learned how to be functionally creative - as in, doing the things we are supposed to do. Usually other people's things. Because they wanted us to. Sometimes for money, sometimes as a favor. We forgot how it felt to create just because, and to do it our way. The adult coloring craze is a symptom of what we've lost, as grownups struggle to find peace and happiness in the face of a dream-crushing workplace and financial insecurity. But it isn't enough. Yes, colors can make you feel good. But those black lines on the page might as well be prison bars, locking up the creative child within who wants to color what they see in their imagination - not some other artist's. This BOOK WILL ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING MUCH MORE DARING. It may challenge you. I want you to color without lines. I want you to color for yourself, without worrying about how "good" it is. Nobody else has to see this. This is just for you. And while I want to liberate your creativity, I also understand the importance, for adults, of doing meaningful things, and making the best use of your time. I understand you might feel silly for "wasting time" on coloring ridiculous things. And I know it may be hard to think of what to color. SO I'm going to lead you on an adventureof guided coloring exercises. These exercises are designed to be fun, but are also pragmatic. We'll be addressing your repressed dreams, your secret desires, your darkest fears. I'm going to use this book as an advanced-level form of aesthetic psycho-therapy, and through the coloring process you'll be exorcising your demons, slaying your dragons, and discovering the pot of gold at the end of your rainbow. This will be a fantastic journey, as grand as you can imagine it, with no pesky black lines to reign in your magical powers of creation. This isn't a test. If you don't know what something I ask you to draw looks like, find a picture online to copy. This also isn't a game: visualization is a powerful goal-setting technique. Think of this book like a vision board. Not only will these exercises strengthen and empower you, and fill you with confidence and valor, they will also help you become clear on what you really want out of life, and how to attract it to you. But the results depend on the commitment. Take your time, enjoy the coloring process, and express yourself. These are things that you may have thought about before, but rarely have committed serious energy towards. And you need to devote serious energy to these things. Because your life is serious, and what you think about matters. By forcing you to draw and color these things, instead of merely thinking of them, saying them out loud or even writing them down, you'll be giving these issues the consideration, attention and energy they deserve. Just remember, you control your life.You decide what happens. But you have to make choices and decisions, and you have to act consistently in ways that support those decisions. This book will help you get there.







An Adult Coloring Book For Sex Addicts


Book Description

Are you looking for a high quality gag gift that doesn't cost an arm and a leg? Well, with this hilariously inappropriate coloring book you can call your loved ones a 'slut' in style! Containing 30 extremely vulgar coloring pages rude enough to make your grandmother swoon... this filthy coloring book features a variety beautifully drawn and relaxing paisley, henna, mandala and floral coloring pages, each featuring a different offensive swear word or depraved quote with kinky illustrations. Sure to spice up your hen/bachelorette party! Make sure you're recording because the look on their faces when they open this book will be priceless! Each of the shocking coloring pages are printed single sided, so the user can easily remove the pages once they have been colored and they can proudly display them on their walls! Or so they can be removed before coloring if you are planning to use a messier coloring medium, so you don't run the risk of ruining any of the other coloring pages inside this book! So whatever your coloring tool of choice is (pencils, pens, markers, paints etc) you don't have to worry about bleeding through onto the other designs. Each of the dirty designs inside this book range in complexity, from simple easy to color designs with big spaces, to much more intricate and challenging designs for even the most experienced coloring book enthusiasts. So whatever your ability you'll be able to find something right for you and color to your heart's content! So if you have a dirty minded, foul mouthed or kinky friend or family member with a good sense of humor. Or maybe your BFF has done the walk of shame a few too many times recently? This coloring book could be a great way to embarrass them!




Dirty Talk Phrases Adult Coloring Book


Book Description

A dirty coloring book unlike any other! "Dirty Talk Phrases" is a unique collection of 30 dirty and funny phrases and words coloring pages for you to use to relax. Ladies, this coloring book will let your imagination run wild and make you live a sex scene from the first touch to the final moan, while you are coloring mandala and flowers to relieve stress and anxiety. Details: Pages : 62; Dimensions: 8.5in x 11in; 30 Quotes; Mandala art.




Slutify Adult Coloring Book


Book Description

A dirty coloring book unlike any other! "Slutify" is a unique collection of 30 dirty and funny phrases and lines of songs and coloring pages for you to color and relax. Details: Pages : 62; Dimensions: 8.5in x 11in; 30 Quotes; Mandala art.




Adult Coloring Books


Book Description

Featuring a larger book size to facilitate your coloring experience, more images, more animals, and more of what you asked for! A new collection of stunning images inspired by traditional henna. A Coloring Book for Adults Featuring Mandalas and Henna Inspired Flowers, Animals, and Paisley Patterns







The People of Walmart. com Adult Coloring Book


Book Description

Brought to you by the wildly popular website, PeopleofWalmart.com, this official adult coloring book performs VERY well on Amazon at $13.99. It is comprised of 37 single sided images, all original and intricate artwork based on the images from the website that makes MILLIONS laugh. It is both beautiful and hilarious."




Adult Coloring Books


Book Description

Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing