The Mullet Report


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Donald Trump Says Mullets Are Back, and They're Gonna Be YUGE! First it was The Mueller Report, and now, finally, the long-awaited Mullet Report is here, with all the shocking photos you've been waiting for. Long mullets, curly mullets, orange mullets . . . it's all here, with as few redactions as possible (without compromising national security and ongoing investigations). Robert Mueller investigated Russian collusion, but Ronald Redaktor will let you in on the secrets of the Hair Investigation. Find out about hair dumping and hacking operations, and decide for yourself if there was any brushin' collusion. Donald Trump's hair has long been the subject of intense scrutiny. We've heard a lot about obstruction of justice. Well, what is he hiding up there? Is it detachable? Why is it orange? In response, Trump has launched his own #MulletStyle campaign, which in itself has become the subject of conspiracy theories and in-depth investigation. Now you can separate fact from alternative fact with this newly released and highly anticipated Mullet Report.




The Mullet


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Describes the history and variations of the mullet hairstyle which is worn short in front and long in the back and is exemplified by Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton, and Barry White.




Mullet Madness!


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An indispensible guide to the mullet -- its glorious past, resurgent present, and uncertain...




Mulletheads


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Anyone who appreciates the combination of great fishing and great storytelling will love this book. Spinning off his May 1997 Village Voice article Mulletheads, author Michael Swindle takes us to a place where people are crazy for fish and sometimes just plain crazy.




Space-Mullet Volume 1: One Gamble at a Time


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"This volume collects chapters 1 through 4 of the comic Space-Mullet!, serialized online between 2012 and 2014."




Being Patrick Swayze


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A humorous illustrated guide to the essential teachings of 80s and 90s pop culture icon and legacy, Patrick Swayze, with movie quotes, trivia, essays, exercises, games, activities, and quizzes. Divided into five elements—Tender Strength (versatility in performances and balance of his unique skill set), Pure Adrenaline (his physicality and death-defying stunt work), Hungry Eyes (effortless sensuality in life and on-screen), Peaceful Warrior (the philosophy behind his characters and their actions) and The Mullet (legacy of the man, the myth, the mullet)—this book is designed to cultivate your mind, body, and soul. Through the use of movie quotes and cinematic wisdom, physical (Sweatin' Like Swayze; Swayze Sutra) and mental exercises, games, activities (Swayze Pairing Guide), and quizzes, this journey will unlock your Swayze swagger, leading to a more harmonious life. When completed, you'll be impressing friends and strangers alike with your endless knowledge and admiration for one of Hollywood's most likable and underappreciated stars. For half a century Patrick Swayze has remained in our hearts, on our minds, and the sole reason that any trip to a vacation resort must first start at the dance hall . . . just in case they employ their own Johnny Castle. Embrace these teachings and achieve newfound clarity in all aspects of your life. BELOVED ICON: Patrick Swayze will forever be an icon, known for his legendary roles in classic and cult favorite movies like Dirty Dancing, Ghost, Point Break, Road House, and more. THE PERFECT GIFT: Chock full of trivia, behind-the-scenes anecdotes, short essays, and fun interactive content like quizzes, a pairing guide, a Swayze workout, and more, this is the perfect gift for Patrick Swayze fans and anyone who grew up in the 80s and 90s. FUNNY AND INFORMATIVE: Content is humorous, yet still contains biographical information, fun facts about Swayze and his philosophies, and tons of movie trivia. EXPERT AUTHOR: Written by an award-winning screenwriter and podcaster, and die-hard Patrick Swayze fan. Perfect for: • Patrick Swayze fans • Readers with '80s and '90s nostalgia • Hollywood pop culture nerds and film buffs • Fans of Dirty Dancing, Point Break, Road House, Ghost, and Red Dawn







Murder on the Mullet Express


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It is 1926 and the Florida land boom is in full swing. Army Nurse Cornelia Pettijohn takes leave to travel to Florida with her ancient uncle, who claims that he wants a warm winter home. When their car breaks down, they take the local train, the Mullet Express, into Homosassa. By the time they arrive though, a passenger is dying of poison. Uncle Percival's hidden agenda makes him the sheriff's prime suspect.




The Amazing Mullet


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The Amazing Mullet offers information that has been gathered through time and experience. Successful methods of catching, smoking and cooking mullet are covered in great depth. One will learn the distinct characteristics that make mullet such an exceptional fish. Their biological and behavioral uniqueness is shown distinguishing them from other fish. Numerous filleting, cleaning, cooking and smoking practices are reviewed thoroughly. The makeup and functionality of a smoker is shown and the properties of different woods that can be used is explained as well. Cooking section explains the best methods for preparing fish and the recipe section, in addition to mullet recipes, includes detailed information on making fish cakes, ceviche, spreads and sauces.




The Mueller Report Hardcover Extra Summary Editon


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Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report, delivered to the public in April 2019, is a lengthy 448 pages and spans two volumes. Mike Twonsky's 18-minute summary distills the Mueller Report into its key information and analysis.