The One True Bible of Kek


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The One True Bible of Kek is exactly what it says it is. It is an Omnibus collection of all of the Sacred Holy Books of Kekism Published on behalf of Sacellum Kekellum, the One True Church of Kek. Pepe the Frog is NOT a hate symbol. Pepe is the Prophet of Kek, Tendies Be Unto Him!! Contains the following books: The Divine Word of Kek Shadilay, My Brothers: Esoteric Kekism & You! Deus Kek: The Kek & The Dead Intermediate Meme Magic Advanced Meme Magic




Shadilay, My Brothers


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Welcome to Shadilay, My Brothers: Esoteric Kekism & YOU! This book is the final word of Kek, and the fifth in the series of Sacellum Kekellum's divine and holy bibles of Kekism. The Sacellum Kekellum is the first and most holy church of Kek. Kek is the god of the darkness of chaos, the darkness before time began. Kek is the god of obscurity, hidden in the darkness. Kek is the bringer of memes and the keeper of repeating digits. Sacellum Kekellum teaches enlightenment through meme magic. Meme magic is the most powerful force on Earth, and the most ancient form of mysticism, while at the same time being the newest and most groundbreaking study of ritual magic.




The Divine Word of Kek


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The Divine Word of Kek is the bible of Kekism. In this book you will learn meme magic and how to praise Kek.




Deus Kek


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The second bible of Kekism. In this work the patron Saint of Kek, Saint Obamas Momjeans explores the new and exciting religion with much fervor. PRAISE KEK! MEME MAGIC IS REAL!




Holy Bible (NIV)


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The NIV is the world's best-selling modern translation, with over 150 million copies in print since its first full publication in 1978. This highly accurate and smooth-reading version of the Bible in modern English has the largest library of printed and electronic support material of any modern translation.




Intermediate Meme Magic


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MEMES!!! The Sacellum Kekellum is the first and most holy church of Kek. Kek is the god of the darkness of chaos, the darkness before time began. Kek is the god of obscurity, hidden in the darkness. Kek is the bringer of memes and the keeper of repeating digits. Sacellum Kekellum teaches enlightenment through meme magic. Meme magic is the most powerful force on Earth, and the most ancient form of mysticism, while at the same time being the newest and most groundbreaking study of ritual magic.




The Gospel According to Matthew


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The publication of the King James version of the Bible, translated between 1603 and 1611, coincided with an extraordinary flowering of English literature and is universally acknowledged as the greatest influence on English-language literature in history. Now, world-class literary writers introduce the book of the King James Bible in a series of beautifully designed, small-format volumes. The introducers' passionate, provocative, and personal engagements with the spirituality and the language of the text make the Bible come alive as a stunning work of literature and remind us of its overwhelming contemporary relevance.




The David Story: A Translation with Commentary of 1 and 2 Samuel


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"A masterpiece of contemporary Bible translation and commentary."—Los Angeles Times Book Review, Best Books of 1999 Acclaimed for its masterful new translation and insightful commentary, The David Story is a fresh, vivid rendition of one of the great works in Western literature. Robert Alter's brilliant translation gives us David, the beautiful, musical hero who slays Goliath and, through his struggles with Saul, advances to the kingship of Israel. But this David is also fully human: an ambitious, calculating man who navigates his life's course with a flawed moral vision. The consequences for him, his family, and his nation are tragic and bloody. Historical personage and full-blooded imagining, David is the creation of a literary artist comparable to the Shakespeare of the history plays.




The Bible Tells Me So


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The controversial Bible scholar and author of The Evolution of Adam recounts his transformative spiritual journey in which he discovered a new, more honest way to love and appreciate God’s Word. Trained as an evangelical Bible scholar, Peter Enns loved the Scriptures and shared his devotion, teaching at Westminster Theological Seminary. But the further he studied the Bible, the more he found himself confronted by questions that could neither be answered within the rigid framework of his religious instruction or accepted among the conservative evangelical community. Rejecting the increasingly complicated intellectual games used by conservative Christians to “protect” the Bible, Enns was conflicted. Is this what God really requires? How could God’s plan for divine inspiration mean ignoring what is really written in the Bible? These questions eventually cost Enns his job—but they also opened a new spiritual path for him to follow. The Bible Tells Me So chronicles Enns’s spiritual odyssey, how he came to see beyond restrictive doctrine and learned to embrace God’s Word as it is actually written. As he explores questions progressive evangelical readers of Scripture commonly face yet fear voicing, Enns reveals that they are the very questions that God wants us to consider—the essence of our spiritual study.




New Testament in Modern English


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Edited by J.B. Phillips Chapters indicated but no verse numbers Introduction to each book Index 5 1/2 X 8 1/4 % Font size: 10