The Pet Set Duet (Goofy Newfies & Itty Bitty Kitties)


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What could possibly be better than fluffy and gentle Goofy Newfies? How about if some playful and adorable Itty Bitty Kitties join in the fun? This heartwarming read features two books that have it all… wagging tails, lighthearted laughs, adorable animal antics, and all of the positive, happy feelings you crave. It even squeezes in two sweet romances. Whether you are a dog person, a cat person, or someone who has always wondered what all of the fuss is about, this book is a feel-good read that will leave you smiling and appreciating your favorite pet. If you love Cami Checketts, Elana Johnson, Hope Holloway, Emma St. Clair, Sandy Rideout, or Melissa Storm, dive into Ann Omasta’s sweet contemporary romance series. Grab The Pet Set Duet today because you deserve more fun, happiness, and cuddles in your life! Which side will you choose? #TeamDog or #TeamCat? PS. From Rascal, the dog: “Why is the dog vs. cat debate even a thing? Dogs love their hoomans more than anything. Cats barely tolerate their peeple, and they like to play scratchy-bleedy games. No, thank you!” PPS. From Morty, the cat: “I won’t even touch on that dumb dog’s atrocious spelling. Cats are obviously more intelligent and have more discerning tastes than dogs. Silly old dogs will love anyone unconditionally, but you have to earn a cat’s love. Cats rule and dogs drool… literally.”




Funny Bunnies


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What could possibly be better than devoted Goofy Newfies and playful Itty Bitty Kitties? How about some fluffy and adorable Funny Bunnies who hop over to join in the fun? Hope Montgomery has no doubt that she is the right person to become the next mayor of her beloved town, Nestlebrook Cove. She and her sweet pet, Honey-Bunny, won’t let anything stand in their way––especially not the current mayor––as they sway voters to their side. Mayor Michael Snow loves his town, his job, and his country. He has big plans for growth in his thriving community, and he’s not going to let Hope or her cute little cottontail rabbit stop him. Hope and Michael are vying for the same elected position. Neither is willing to admit to the dazzling spark of attraction simmering just beneath the surface between them. Will they find a solution that makes them both happy? The town’s snuggly bunnies may have to insist on it. This delightful romantic comedy can be enjoyed as a standalone read or as the third book in The Pet Set. THE PET SET: 1. Goofy Newfies 2. Itty Bitty Kitties 3. Funny Bunnies Start reading this charming contemporary romance novelette now because you deserve more lighthearted fun, happiness, and cuddles in your life!




The Pet Set Trilogy: A trio of heartwarming small-town romance books, plus pets!


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What could possibly be better than devoted Goofy Newfies and playful Itty Bitty Kitties? How about some fluffy and adorable Funny Bunnies who hop over to join in the fun? This heartwarming series features three books that have it all… lighthearted laughs, adorable animal antics, and all of the positive, happy feelings you crave. It even squeezes in three sweet romances. Whether you are a dog person, a cat lover, a bunny aficionado, or someone who has always wondered what all of the fuss is about, these books are feel-good reads that will leave you smiling and appreciating your favorite pet. Curl up with The Pet Set Trilogy today because you deserve more fun, happiness, and cuddles in your life! Which side will you choose? #TeamDog, #TeamCat, or #TeamBunny? PS. From Rascal, the dog: “Why is the dog vs. cat debate even a thing? Dogs love their hoomans more than anything. Cats barely tolerate their peeple, and they like to play scratchy-bleedy games. No, thank you!” PPS. From Morty, the cat: “I won’t even touch on that dumb dog’s atrocious spelling. Cats are obviously more intelligent and have more discerning tastes than dogs. Silly old dogs will love anyone unconditionally, but you have to earn a cat’s love. Cats rule and dogs drool… literally.” PPPS. From Honey, the bunny: "While you two were fighting (like typical cats and dogs), the bunnies hopped away with the 'Best Pet Ever' trophy."




The Book of PAWSOME


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The PAWSOME abounds when you're owned by a cat! Newspapers may be full of doom-and-gloom headlines, but the lucky people who live with cats get to be happy each and every day. Then again, if you live with cats you probably don't see those terrifying headlines, anyway (because your cat won't get off the paper long enough for you to read it), and that's sort of the point. Cats make the very best companions for hundreds of reasons, including: *Cats are nature's comedians *Cats shower you with surprise gifts *Cats never abandon you during the tough times *Cats help you make the bed *Cats don't make you feel bad when you leave, but they're psyched when you get home *Dat ass (cat butts are THE BEST!) *Cats make us better humans Heartwarming, hilarious, and written by Gwen Cooper--bestselling author of Homer's Odyssey: A Fearless Feline Tale, My Life in a Cat House, and Spray Anything, among numerous other cat-centric titles--The Book of Pawsome is a touching and raspy-tongue-in-cheek reminder that, even in a world gone mad, cat lovers always have plenty to smile about.




Let's Pretend This Never Happened


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The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside




Fenway and the Bone Thieves


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The little dog with a GIANT personality from Fenway and Hattie is starring in his own chapter book series! There’s nothing better than a brand-new bone! And nothing worse than sneaky squirrels trying to steal it! But Fenway is smarter than those squirrels, and he finds the perfect place to hide his bone. The only problem is the hiding place might be too hard for Fenway to find, too! With an easy reading level and lively illustrations, emerging readers will be eager to get their paws on the Make Way for Fenway! chapter books.




Songs in the Key of Z


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Outsider musicians can be the product of damaged DNA, alien abduction, drug fry, demonic possession, or simply sheer obliviousness. This book profiles dozens of outsider musicians, both prominent and obscure—figures such as The Shaggs, Syd Barrett, Tiny Tim, Jandek, Captain Beefheart, Daniel Johnston, Harry Partch, and The Legendary Stardust Cowboy—and presents their strange life stories along with photographs, interviews, cartoons, and discographies. About the only things these self-taught artists have in common are an utter lack of conventional tunefulness and an overabundance of earnestness and passion. But, believe it or not, they're worth listening to, often outmatching all contenders for inventiveness and originality. A CD featuring songs by artists profiled in the book is also available.




The Wrath of Dog


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The hairy beast growled and lunged at Baylee, his rusted logging chain straining to break-like it did every morning she cut down his back alley. She hadn't dubbed him "The Wrath of Dog" for nothin'. She's vowed that someday she'll free Wrath and they'll rise up and smite his obviously nasty owner. For today, though, she just needs to get past him without dying and make it the two blocks to class before the bell rings and she has another detention headed her way. Wrath's plight is soon forgotten when her refusal to dissect a kitty earns her another trip to Principal Baird's office. Things go from bad to worse, and before long she's hearing voices in her head, decamping the school premises with a band of un-zombie cats, and learning that The Wrath of Dog is a lot more than she bargained for. Next thing she knows she's avoiding her best friend, learning she's not quite human, and taking on an unseen enemy to save the day, her family, and just maybe two worlds in the process. Becoming an adult sure isn't what she thought it would be...




Goofy Newfies


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What do you get when you combine a dash of romance, a pinch of humor, a ton of fun, and many pounds of sweet and fluffy puppies? This delightful recipe makes a fun read that will warm your heart and make you smile. Rascal, Ruby, Rowdy, Riley, Red, and Ripple (a/k/a Princess) wiggle their way into the hearts of their unsuspecting people. These lovable gentle giants thunder in and enhance the lives of their families in ways their humans would never have imagined to be possible. Snippets from Goodreads reviews: > "... Such a delightful surprise." > "A recommended read for animal lovers." > "The puppies totally steal the show, despite Donovan and Lily being delightful characters." > "It's a short read but a joyous one... I loved it!" > "A sweet, feel-good story." > "... A most enjoyable romp." > "I absolutely love this book!" > "Goofy Newfies was a wonderful find!" > "I'm so happy I read this! You, most likely, will be too." Fans of the Dogfather series by Roxanne St. Claire and the Animal Magnetism series by Jill Shalvis are sure to love curling up with this charming and sweet romance novella. Snuggle up with these adorable Goofy Newfies and let them try to convince you that drool is cool!




The Curse of the Dog


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Someone has messed with the wrong dog.Marshall's had quite an interesting day so far. Instead of waking up in his regular, teenage body, he's found himself covered in fur and five sizes too small. After a bit of investigating, it's become clear that something is terrible wrong. Now, thanks to a particularly nasty curse, he'll have to help seven different dogs with their problems if he ever wants to become human again."If I had known that some dogs could curse people I probably would have treated them all a bit nicer."With a grand total of seven dogs he needs to help, it's already been established that none of them will be an easy assignment. Only by helping a species of animal he loathes can Marshall ensure he doesn't have to spend the rest of his life in the body of a dog. One small mistake and he'll be trapped as a cute, cuddly pooch forever.