The Slacker's Guide to Success


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There is an epidemic of teens and college-age students who find themselves lost in the real world of the 21st century. Their go-to position can end up being self-sabotage, addictions, anxiety, eating disorders and more. This is true of those classified as gifted as well as those with learning, psychological or physical challenges. The Slacker's Guide to Success starts with the fact that each and every one of us has a bit of "slacker" in them. (For some, more than others). Through a simple daily routine of tasks that the client will enjoy doing, the guide empowers the reader to find their inner power and build their faith in themselves day by day. Mixed with humour, heart-warming stories and plain common-sense, this book follows in the footsteps of the great writers of the past in a sensibility that will speak to young adults of today.




The Slackers Guide to U.S. History


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What does Miley Cyrus have in common with Sacagawea? How could Steve Jobs have helped Eisenhower? What does the moon landing have to do with the Hilton sisters? In less time than it takes to recite the preamble to the Constitution, most Americans can spout off all their U.S. history knowledge. (Hint: it starts with “In 1492” and ends with “sailed the ocean blue.”) That’s because most history books are as interesting as the phone book—and have the same number of pages. The average Joe (the guy who TiVo’d John Adams on HBO but won’t make Colonial Williamsburg his next vacation spot) needs a witty and edgy history book—and he has it, with with this guide. Hysterical authors—and self-described slackers—Don Stewart and John Pfeifer give readers the bare minimum on important events such as: The Civil War (the war that pitted brother vs. brother—about the bruthas) The expedition of Lewis and Clark (the ultimate road trip) The Boston Tea Party (not much of a party unless that tea was from Long Island) The assassination of JFK (one vacation that ended particularly badly) Combining current pop culture references and accessible historical information, this satirical book catches readers up on what they slept through in History 101.




A Slacker’s Guide to Training Your Dog


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This lighthearted manual will have you and your furry friend rolling on the floor in laughter as you work together to build a relationship based on mutual trust, understanding, and, of course, plenty of treats. Written in a conversational and humorous tone, this book is perfect for first-time dog owners and seasoned trainers alike, providing practical and entertaining advice that's guaranteed to make your dog training experience enjoyable and successful. This book expertly covers everything from puppy training and socialization, to addressing common behavioral issues, and even exploring the exciting world of dog sports. Some of the pawsome topics you'll find inside include: • House training for puppies and adult dogs • Obedience skills and fun tricks • Tackling behavioral challenges with humor and grace • Tips for reinforcing good behavior and overcoming training plateaus • Mental stimulation and exercise • Nutrition, grooming, and healthcare for your canine companion • Celebrating your dog's achievements and the lifelong bond between you and your furry friend With "The Canine Chronicles," you'll discover: • Over 40 entertaining and informative chapters covering a wide range of dog training topics • Anecdotes and personal stories that will make you laugh and inspire you to be the best dog owner you can be • A glossary of dog training terms to help you decode that jargon-filled dog training lingo • Invaluable resources for books, websites, and local training opportunities to further your canine education Don't let your dog training journey turn into a comedy of errors. Instead, choose this book and discover how laughter and learning can go hand in hand. So go on, unleash your inner dog trainer and prepare for the most rewarding and rib-tickling adventure you and your canine companion have ever embarked upon!




A Slacker’s Guide to Speed Reading


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Are you ready to embark on a life-altering journey that will transform your reading skills, boost your productivity, and tickle your funny bone? Well, grab a comfy seat, because this extraordinary book is here to guide you through the thrilling world of speed reading, complete with a healthy dose of humor! As you dive into the pages of this unconventional guide, you'll uncover the secrets of speed reading in a way that's both entertaining and enlightening. Our friendly author has crafted each chapter with wit and charm, ensuring that you'll not only sharpen your reading prowess but also have a jolly good time doing so. Forget the dry, academic textbooks of yore—this is speed reading with a side of chuckles! Here's just a taste of what you'll discover within this delightful tome: • The art of warming up your eyes and mind for lightning-fast reading • How to expand your vocabulary without feeling like you're back in school • Techniques to improve focus and concentration, even when distractions are aplenty • The secret sauce of chunking and pattern recognition for faster comprehension • Tried-and-true strategies for efficient studying and acing exams And much, much more! Throughout your journey, you'll encounter amusing anecdotes, relatable examples, and hilarious metaphors that will make mastering speed reading feel like a walk in the park. And the best part? You'll emerge from this adventure not only with a newfound love for reading, but also the ability to tackle any text with the confidence and gusto of a true reading ninja. So, what are you waiting for? It's time to dive headfirst into this rollicking guide to speed reading and unleash your full potential, all while laughing your way to success!




The Slacker’s Guide to Humor Writing


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Looking for a side-splitting read that will have you laughing out loud at every turn of the page? Look no further! Our latest humor book compilation takes you on a rollicking ride through the unpredictable and hilarious world of comedic literature, where laughter is always just a paragraph away. With a brilliant blend of wit, satire, and unadulterated hilarity, this book is the perfect antidote for those moments when life takes itself too seriously. Dive into this extraordinary collection of carefully curated gems, each designed to transport you to a world of belly laughs, chuckles, and grins. Whether you're an avid reader of humor or just in need of a good giggle, this book offers something for everyone. Some of the highlights of this uproarious tome include: • A fantastic variety of humor styles, from slapstick to satire, and everything in between • Timeless classics and contemporary masterpieces that have shaped the genre of comedic writing • Unique and unforgettable characters that will stay with you long after you've turned the last page • Delightfully absurd situations that will have you questioning reality (in the most amusing way, of course) So why wait? Grab your coziest reading nook, make yourself comfortable, and embark on a laughter-filled adventure that will keep you entertained from beginning to end. With our irresistible humor book, you'll never see the world the same way again! Discover the power of laughter today and treat yourself to a healthy dose of comedy with this unputdownable collection. This humor book is sure to be a hit with both new and seasoned fans of the genre, making it the perfect gift for friends, family, or even yourself. Go on, you deserve it! Remember: Laughter is the best medicine, and this book is just what the doctor ordered. Start reading now and let the hilarity ensue!




Slacker


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From the bestselling author of Swindle and Ungifted comes the funny, fantastic story of an underachiever who ends up achieving much more than any overachiever could ever imagine. Cameron Boxer is very happy to spend his life avoiding homework, hanging out with his friends, and gaming for hours in his basement. It's not too hard for him to get away with it . . . until he gets so caught up in one game that he almost lets his house burn down around him.Oops.It's time for some serious damage control--so Cameron and his friends invent a fake school club that will make it seem like they're doing good deeds instead of slacking off. The problem? Some kids think the club is real--and Cameron is stuck being president.Soon Cameron is part of a mission to save a beaver named Elvis from certain extinction. Along the way, he makes some new friends--and some powerful new enemies. The guy who never cared about anything is now at the center of everything . . . and it's going to take all his slacker skills to win this round.




A Slacker’s Guide to turning Content Chaos into UX Clarity


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Embark on a journey through the realm of UX content strategy, where words become the heroes and user experiences are forged into delightful masterpieces. This book is your trusty companion, brimming with wit and wisdom, as you navigate the complex landscape of creating digital experiences that engage, inform, and inspire. Discover the secrets of the trade as you delve into the depths of: Crafting content with purpose, ensuring it's consistent, clear, and user-centered Building meaningful connections with your audience through emotionally engaging storytelling Championing accessibility and inclusivity in your digital kingdom Unraveling the mysteries of user research, analytics, and competitor analysis Assembling your content dream team and fostering collaboration Measuring success and optimizing your content for continuous improvement The enchanting prose of this guide will keep you entertained while arming you with the knowledge you need to conquer the digital realm. From seasoned content strategists to aspiring wordsmiths, there's something for everyone in this treasure trove of best practices and practical examples. Transform your digital landscape and create experiences that resonate with users by mastering the art of UX content strategy. Are you ready to embark on this epic adventure?




Software Management


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This Seventh Edition of Donald Reifer's popular, bestselling tutorial summarizes what software project managers need to know to be successful on the job. The text provides pointers and approaches to deal with the issues, challenges, and experiences that shape their thoughts and performance. To accomplish its goals, the volume explores recent advances in dissimilar fields such as management theory, acquisition management, globalization, knowledge management, licensing, motivation theory, process improvement, organization dynamics, subcontract management, and technology transfer. Software Management provides software managers at all levels of the organization with the information they need to know to develop their software engineering management strategies for now and the future. The book provides insight into management tools and techniques that work in practice. It also provides sufficient instructional materials to serve as a text for a course in software management. This new edition achieves a balance between theory and practical experience. Reifer systematically addresses the skills, knowledge, and abilities that software managers, at any level of experience, need to have to practice their profession effectively. This book contains original articles by leaders in the software management field written specifically for this tutorial, as well as a collection of applicable reprints. About forty percent of the material in this edition has been produced specifically for the tutorial. Contents: * Introduction * Life Cycle Models * Process Improvement * Project Management * Planning Fundamentals * Software Estimating * Organizing for Success * Staffing Essentials * Direction Advice * Visibility and Control * Software Risk Management * Metrics and Measurement * Acquisition Management * Emerging Management Topics "The challenges faced by software project managers are the gap between what the customers can envision and the reality on the ground and how to deal with the risks associated with this gap in delivering a product that meets requirements on time and schedule at the target costs. This tutorial hits the mark by providing project managers, practitioners, and educators with source materials on how project managers can effectively deal with this risk." -Dr. Kenneth E. Nidiffer, Systems & Software Consortium, Inc. "The volume has evolved into a solid set of foundation works for anyone trying to practice software management in a world that is increasingly dependent on software release quality, timeliness, and productivity." -Walker Royce, Vice President, IBM Software Services-Rational




Office Origami


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Bored with budgets? Tired of taking annoying phone calls? Morose about marketing? Work should be fun, but when it’s not, it’s time for a little office origami. These twenty-two classic origami projects use items easily found in any office―time sheets, old expense reports, memos, pink slips―that will help any slacker while away those pesky hours between 9 and 5. Learn how to get more out of the work day by using sticky notes, budgets, spreadsheets, and other important documents found in any mindless bureaucracy to practice the soothing, ancient Japanese art of origami. Show everyone around you how you “think outside the box” by mastering the twenty-two projects laid out with step-by-step instructions and handy thumbnail diagrams that are easy to follow. Included in this gag gift book are origami projects that range from the complex to the simple and can all be accomplished with a simple piece of paper, often nothing more than a sticky note or your last performance appraisal! Impress your co-workers, be the life of the office holiday party―just don’t ask your boss for a raise.




Connecting Peace, Purpose, & Prosperity


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"Rob Severson allowed me to laugh with and at myself more than any other human being, but always with a little life lesson to be gained." -Dean E. Johnson, Former Minnesota State Senator "Rob has a genius for expressing profound truths in simple ways, and there is much wisdom to be gained from the reading of this book." - Dick Amundson, CEO of Tentmakers "I really admire the way Rob has transposed his life experiences into something of value to others." - Mike Conley, Chairman and CEO of Conley Family Foundation Connecting Peace, Purpose & Prosperityis a practical and faith-based approach to finding success in life by addressing the issues of control, faith, and keeping the doors open to opportunity. Written with candor and humor directly addressing the author's daughters and granddaughters, this is also for anyone making their career start, or for those who are embarking on life-changing turns toward a better future. Rob Severson has run a successful financial consulting business for over 18 years. When not working or volunteering, Rob enjoys traveling with his family, playing golf, making new connections, and trying on new hats. He lives with his wife Judy in Deephaven, Minnesota. www.robseverson.com