Book Description
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Author : Mike Barfield
Publisher :
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 29,8 MB
Release : 2019-08-02
Category :
ISBN : 9781786275240
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Author : Ken Griffith
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 467 pages
File Size : 13,44 MB
Release : 2012-12-28
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 1479766259
Lets face it, we are always selling. Every day we sell ourselves. Problem is we often sell ourselves short. While my book and seminars have a tilt towards selling, it is my belief that the greatest scourge of this world today is not any disease or poverty but of one of poor or low self esteem Whether you are looking to become a great sales person, lead sales teams, or simply desire to become the person you always wanted to be, this book is a must read. Think about how much time you spend in the shower and cleaning up to go to work, and what it would do for you if you spent that same amount of time each day on your brain. Born in 1960 Ken grew up with his two brothers by the great work of their single mom. At age six his mom remarried and settled in to the middle class life. Dad an electrician and mom and administrative clerk meant money was OK but not plentiful. We never went without and always had enough to eat even when wanting more at dinner my mother would tell me I had had enough to eat, so I must of. After 15 years in the normal work force aka. A JOB, he decided a new direction. Sixteen years of studying leaders in business and politics, thirteen years studying the human mind/behaviour, being twice elected candidate for the federal seat in parliament, and an undying drive to prove his self worth, Ken eventually came to run the largest sales office, for the largest retailer of energy in all of North America, leading a team of forty consultants with a gross yearly sales of over $25mil. He created a level of passive income that allows his to focus is on his true passion teaching others. Seminars such as Steps to Career Success*, Be The One, Ignorance on Fire, Follow Your Dreams No Matter, What Would You Do If You Couldnt Fail?, and Follow the Leader - Mentorship, Ken has helped hundreds realized their true potential and made that disconnect form the usual motivational seminars to real everyday life success. Ken founded KSG in Motion Inc. in 2006 with the belief in the ingrediences for that success coming from Knowledge, Service, and Gratitude. * Steps to Career Success is an intense two hour course/seminar and has attracted the highest rating among all who have attended. A must in personal and professional development.
Author : American Bar Association. House of Delegates
Publisher : American Bar Association
Page : 216 pages
File Size : 32,30 MB
Release : 2007
Category : Law
ISBN : 9781590318737
The Model Rules of Professional Conduct provides an up-to-date resource for information on legal ethics. Federal, state and local courts in all jurisdictions look to the Rules for guidance in solving lawyer malpractice cases, disciplinary actions, disqualification issues, sanctions questions and much more. In this volume, black-letter Rules of Professional Conduct are followed by numbered Comments that explain each Rule's purpose and provide suggestions for its practical application. The Rules will help you identify proper conduct in a variety of given situations, review those instances where discretionary action is possible, and define the nature of the relationship between you and your clients, colleagues and the courts.
Author : Matador Network
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
Page : 277 pages
File Size : 27,13 MB
Release : 2014-01-07
Category : Travel
ISBN : 1250035597
What Are You Waiting For? Looking for a guidebook that isn't full of tired, lame, or even BS travel information? 101 Places to Get Fucked Up Before You Die brings together the most irreverent and legit accounts of drinking, nightlife and travel culture around the world. Part guide, part social commentary, part party invitation, 101 Places gives you all the info and inspiration you'll need to: * Blowout one (or several) of the year's biggest festivals * MacGyver your way into underground clubs and backcountry raves * Throw down with people from the Himalayas to the salt flats to Antarctica * Travel in every conceivable style—from baller to dirtbag—to some of the most epic spots on earth Do you really know where to go out in San Francisco or Tel Aviv? How about preparing for Burning Man or Oktoberfest? The award-winning journalists and photographers at Matador Network let you know what's up at each spot, whether it's drug policies, how to keep safe, special options for LGBT travelers, or simply where to find the kind of music you like to dance to. No matter if you want to rage at Ibiza or just chill on some dunes smoking shisha, 101 Places has something for you. So, hop a flight, raise a glass, and join us as we breach security, ride ill-recommended ferries, and hike miles into the wilderness all in search of the parties and places going off right now.
Author : Avery Monsen
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 13,17 MB
Release : 2013-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 145213538X
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
Author : Mike Barfield
Publisher :
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 35,38 MB
Release : 2017-07
Category : Invective
ISBN : 9781786270290
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh!Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies
Author : Nina Amir
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 43,62 MB
Release : 2015-05-28
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 1599638924
Transform Your Blog into a Book! The world of blogging changes rapidly, but it remains one of the most efficient ways to share your work with an eager audience. In fact, you can purposefully hone your blog content into a uniquely positioned book--one that agents and publishers will want to acquire or that you can self-publish successfully. How to Blog a Book Revised and Expanded Edition is a completely updated guide to writing and publishing a saleable book based on a blog. Expert author and blogger Nina Amir guides you through the process of developing targeted blog content that increases your chances of attracting a publisher and maximizing your visibility and authority as an author. In this revised edition you'll find: • The latest information on how to set up, maintain, and optimize a blog • Steps for writing a book easily using blog posts • Advice for crafting effective, compelling blog posts • Tips on gaining visibility and promoting your work both online and off • Current tools for driving traffic to your blog • Strategies for monetizing your existing blog content as a book or other products • Profiles of bloggers who received blog-to-book deals and four new "blogged-book" success stories Whether you're a seasoned blogger or have never blogged before, How to Blog a Book Revised and Expanded Edition offers a fun, effective way to write, publish, and promote your book, one post at a time.
Author : Joseph Henrich
Publisher : Princeton University Press
Page : 464 pages
File Size : 30,85 MB
Release : 2017-10-17
Category : Psychology
ISBN : 0691178437
How our collective intelligence has helped us to evolve and prosper Humans are a puzzling species. On the one hand, we struggle to survive on our own in the wild, often failing to overcome even basic challenges, like obtaining food, building shelters, or avoiding predators. On the other hand, human groups have produced ingenious technologies, sophisticated languages, and complex institutions that have permitted us to successfully expand into a vast range of diverse environments. What has enabled us to dominate the globe, more than any other species, while remaining virtually helpless as lone individuals? This book shows that the secret of our success lies not in our innate intelligence, but in our collective brains—on the ability of human groups to socially interconnect and learn from one another over generations. Drawing insights from lost European explorers, clever chimpanzees, mobile hunter-gatherers, neuroscientific findings, ancient bones, and the human genome, Joseph Henrich demonstrates how our collective brains have propelled our species' genetic evolution and shaped our biology. Our early capacities for learning from others produced many cultural innovations, such as fire, cooking, water containers, plant knowledge, and projectile weapons, which in turn drove the expansion of our brains and altered our physiology, anatomy, and psychology in crucial ways. Later on, some collective brains generated and recombined powerful concepts, such as the lever, wheel, screw, and writing, while also creating the institutions that continue to alter our motivations and perceptions. Henrich shows how our genetics and biology are inextricably interwoven with cultural evolution, and how culture-gene interactions launched our species on an extraordinary evolutionary trajectory. Tracking clues from our ancient past to the present, The Secret of Our Success explores how the evolution of both our cultural and social natures produce a collective intelligence that explains both our species' immense success and the origins of human uniqueness.
Author : Grant Cardone
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
Page : 281 pages
File Size : 33,73 MB
Release : 2011
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 1608322904
Shows that knowing the principles of selling is a prerequisite for success of any kind, and explains how to put those principles to use. This title includes tools and techniques for mastering persuasion and closing the sale.
Author : Barry Kraft
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 21,44 MB
Release : 2014-03-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452127750
Put dullards and miscreants in their place with more than 150,000 handy mix-and-match insults in the bard's own words. This entertaining insult generator and flip book collects hundreds of words from Shakespeare's most pointed barbs and allows readers to combine them in creative and hilariously stinging ways. From "apish bald-pated abomination" to "cuckoldly dull-brained blockhead" to "obscene rump-fed hornbeast," each insult can be chosen at random or customized to fit any situation that calls for a literary smackdown. Featuring an informative introduction on Shakespearean wit, and notes on which terms were coined or only used once by the author in his work, this delightful book will sharpen the tongue of Shakespeare fans and insult aficionados without much further ado.