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The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

Author : Joey Acker

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Page : pages

File Size : 21,43 MB

Release : 2019-03-15

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ISBN : 9781951046095

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OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!



The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World

Author : Joey Acker

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Page : 44 pages

File Size : 29,33 MB

Release : 2021-09

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ISBN : 9781951046668

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This is a unicorn tale like no other... because this is The WORST Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless the Rock has now found himself stuck in a book with a unicorn..or is the unicorn stuck in a book with Nameless?!? What could be so be so bad about a unicorn book? Are there really too many unicorn books in the world Is this unicorn a magical and majestic creature or just a horse...with a horn...on its head The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come see what is in store for Nameless in this new adventure in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children. The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series. DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...



The Worst Book Ever

Author : Beth Bacon

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Page : 152 pages

File Size : 44,28 MB

Release : 2018-04-12

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ISBN : 9780999432440

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Most bad books are happy hanging out at rummage sales. Not this bad book. Its goal is to be featured on the Banned Books List. Problem is, no one seems to notice¿ until the book teams up with its boisterous readers. Together, the book and its readers shout, sing, and wiggle their way into the attention of a local librarian. Will the book see its cover on the library wall¿ or will it end up in the recycling bin? Full of bold, colorful graphics and laugh-out-loud humor, The Worst Book Ever is another high-lo book for reluctant readers by Beth Bacon. Uses meta-storytelling and interactivity to get kids laughing, wiggling, shouting¿and reading. Ideal for read-alouds, story time, as well as independent reading for beginning to intermediate reluctant readers.



Spring Stinks

Author : Ryan T. Higgins

Publisher : Disney Electronic Content

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 45,91 MB

Release : 2021-01-05

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1368070280

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Ruth the bunny is excited to share the smelly springtime smells of spring with Bruce! But what will Bruce think of all that stink? Little Bruce Book



The Crayon Man

Author : Natascha Biebow

Publisher : Clarion Books

Page : 45 pages

File Size : 28,78 MB

Release : 2019

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 132886684X

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Celebrating the inventor of the Crayola crayon This gloriously illustrated picture book biography tells the inspiring story of Edwin Binney, the inventor of one of the world's most beloved toys. A perfect fit among favorites like The Day the Crayons Quit and Balloons Over Broadway. purple mountains' majesty, mauvelous, jungle green, razzmatazz... What child doesn't love to hold a crayon in their hands? But children didn't always have such magical boxes of crayons. Before Edwin Binney set out to change things, children couldn't really even draw in color. Here's the true story of an inventor who so loved nature's vibrant colors that he found a way to bring the outside world to children - in a bright green box for only a nickel With experimentation, and a special knack for listening, Edwin Binney and his dynamic team at Crayola created one of the world's most enduring, best-loved childhood toys - empowering children to dream in COLOR



An Awesome Book of Thanks!

Author : Dallas Clayton

Publisher : Two Lions

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 33,70 MB

Release : 2010-11-18

Category : Children

ISBN : 9781935597377

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Double Tap to Zoom. Inspired by the idea of being thankful for all that you have, An Awesome Book of Thanks is a beautifully written, fantastically illustrated walk through a world of magical unicorns, robotic dinosaurs, and all of life's simple moments, great and small. Crafted for children ages 0-1000, this timeless story is sure to be an instant classic, at home in the hands of anyone looking for the perfect reminder of just how beautiful life can be.



This Love

Author : Harriet Lynas

Publisher : Caterpillar Books

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 16,77 MB

Release : 2021-01-14

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ISBN : 9781848578548

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It doesn't matter who we are, join hands and stand up tall. Love is a special language that's understood by all. p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; text-align: center; font: 22.0px Helvetica} Love is understood and shared by people all around the world. Whether playing with friends or sharing a special moment with family - love can unite us all.



Summer Wonders

Author : Bob Raczka

Publisher : Albert Whitman & Company

Page : 35 pages

File Size : 48,24 MB

Release : 2009-03-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0807595934

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A book that celebrates all things summer—from playing at the park to swimming at the pool to catching fireflies. Children will delight in the rhymes that captures summertime fun.



What to Do When You're Feeling Blue

Author : Andi Cann

Publisher : Mindview Press

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 23,15 MB

Release : 2019-01-06

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781949761245

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Sadness happens. Let's help kids cope with it. Children aren't always prepared for the emotions that overcome them. Adults aren't either. Kappy is a regular little kid who feels a variety of emotions all day long. Sometimes she feels happy and glad, sometimes she feels blue and sad. Talking with her Dad about her feelings helps her understand her feelings and gives her ideas for things she can try when some days are blue. Parents appreciate the opportunity to talk with their children about happiness and sadness. It honors emotions while problem-solving how to perk up when feeling sad. Please note: if you suspect your child suffers from depression, please seek help! The National Alliance for Mental Illness can be reached at www.nami.org



No Reading Allowed

Author : Raj Haldar

Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.

Page : 43 pages

File Size : 16,56 MB

Release : 2020-11-10

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1728239265

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A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup