The Worst We Can Find


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Had you tuned in to the small television station KTMA on Thanksgiving Day, 1988, you would have been one of the few witnesses to pop culture history being made. On that day, viewers in and around St. Paul, Minnesota, were treated to a genuine oddity, in which a man and his robots, trapped within a defiantly DIY sci-fi set, cracked jokes while watching a terrible movie. It was a cockeyed twist on the local TV programs of the past, in which a host would introduce old, cheaply licensed films. And though its origins may have been inauspicious, Mystery Science Theater 3000 captured the spirit of what had been a beloved pastime for generations of wags, wiseacres, and smartalecks, and would soon go on to inspire countless more. The Worst We Can Find is a comprehensive history of and guide to MST3K and its various offshoots—including Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, and The Mads Are Back—whose lean crew of writers, performers, and puppeteers have now been making fun of movies for over thirty years. It investigates how “riffing” of films evolved, recounts the history of these programs, and considers how a practice guaranteed to annoy real-life fellow moviegoers grew into such a beloved, long-lasting franchise. As author Dale Sherman explains, creative heckling has been around forever—but MST3K and its progeny managed to redirect that art into a style that was both affectionate and cutting, winning the devotion of countless fans and aspiring riffers.




Everything Is the Worst


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THE STRUGGLE IS REAL Seriously, can you not though? Life is hard, everyone sucks, blah blah blah. Swearing (and drinking) helps, and so does this book, a charming collection of illustrations that actually say what most of us think every day—so freaking over it.




The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World


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OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!




Worst Cases


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Al Qaeda detonates a nuclear weapon in Times Square during rush hour, wiping out half of Manhattan and killing 500,000 people. A virulent strain of bird flu jumps to humans in Thailand, sweeps across Asia, and claims more than fifty million lives. A single freight car of chlorine derails on the outskirts of Los Angeles, spilling its contents and killing seven million. An asteroid ten kilometers wide slams into the Atlantic Ocean, unleashing a tsunami that renders life on the planet as we know it extinct. We consider the few who live in fear of such scenarios to be alarmist or even paranoid. But Worst Cases shows that such individuals—like Cassandra foreseeing the fall of Troy—are more reasonable and prescient than you might think. In this book, Lee Clarke surveys the full range of possible catastrophes that animate and dominate the popular imagination, from toxic spills and terrorism to plane crashes and pandemics. Along the way, he explores how the ubiquity of worst cases in everyday life has rendered them ordinary and mundane. Fear and dread, Clarke argues, have actually become too rare: only when the public has more substantial information and more credible warnings will it take worst cases as seriously as it should. A timely and necessary look into how we think about the unthinkable, Worst Cases will be must reading for anyone attuned to our current climate of threat and fear.




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The Deerslayer


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Fracture After Dark


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An isolated town. A stalker in the dark. Can this family escape death? In the wake of his parents' crumbling marriage collapsing, reclusive teen, Eden, moves cross-country to a secluded town surrounded by decaying forest. But what should be a fresh start quickly turns into an unending nightmare filled with mystery, murder, kidnapping, stalkers, skeptics, and secrets. With nobody talking, he's left to his own devices to find out what really happens in Fracture after dark. Maybe he'll uncover the truth before it's too late, but, then again, maybe not.




The deerslayer.- [v.2] The last of the Mohicans.- [v.3] The pthfinder.- [v.4] The pioneers.- [v.5] The prairie.- [v.6] The spy.- [v.7] The pilot.- [v.8] The red rover.- [v.9] The Wing-and-wing.- [v.10] The Water-witch.- [v.11] The two admirals.- [v.12] The sea lions.- [v.13] Homeward bound.- [v.14] Home as found.- [v.15] The crater.- [v.16] Afloat and ashore.- [v.17] Miles Wallingford.- [v.18] Jack Tier.- [v.19] Precaution.- [v.20] Lionel Lincol.- [v.21] Wyandotte.- [v.22] The wept of Wish-ton-wish.- [v.23] The bravo.- [v.24] The ways of the hour.- [v.25] Mercedes of Castille.- [v.26] Satanstoe.- [v.27] The chainbearer.- [v.28] The redskins.- [v.29] The Heidenmauer.- [v.30] The headsman.- [v.31] The monikins.- [v.32] The oak openings


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