This Grandma Needs A Mother Fucking Drink


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#1 GIFT FOR GRANDMA - GRANDMUM - GRAN - GRANNY - GRANDMOTHER (We love her so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )




This Grandmum Needs a Mother Fucking Drink: a Sweary Adult Coloring Book for Swearing Like a Grandma | Holiday Gift and Birthday Present for Clinical Psychologist | Psychotherapist | Psychoanalyst | Shrink


Book Description

#1 GIFT FOR GRANDMA | GRANDMUM | GRAN | GRANNY | GRANDMOTHER (We love her so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated :)




Mommy Drinks Because You Cry


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Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!




Mama Needs a Martini!


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Life is tough (but motherhood is tougher), and sometimes Mama just needs a damn break! With homeschooling and working from home now more prevalent than ever, even the busiest moms need a “time-out” sometimes. In Mama Needs a Martini!, fellow mother and martini drinker Bailey Koester shares her favorite cocktail recipes paired with some much-needed comedic relief and charming anecdotes for all the mamas out there. Bubbling over with both classic concoctions and new twists on old favorites, Mama Needs a Martini! makes the perfect gift for moms everywhere. All sixty delicious drink recipes feature common grocery store ingredients that are likely already in your bar or pantry for easier indulgence. Mom-approved drinks include: Champagne Slushie Adult Apple Juice Cookies & Creamtini Sparkling Berry Float Rosé Punch And Much, Much More! For any fun-loving mom who appreciates convenience over complexity and could use a serious sip of self-care, this book for you.




Moms Who Drink and Swear


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If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.




Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails


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In this expanded and updated edition of Forgotten Cocktails and Vintage Spirits, historian, expert, and drink aficionado Dr. Cocktail adds another 20 fine recipes to his hand-picked collection of 80 rare-and-worth-rediscovered drink recipes, shares revelations about the latest cocktail trends, provides new resources for uncommon ingredients, and profiles of many of the cocktail world's movers and shakers. Historic facts, expanded anecdotes, and full-color vintage images from extremely uncommon sources round out this must-have volume. For anyone who enjoys an icy drink and an unforgettable tale.




Alpha Primate


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We all begin life as members of the crowd and have our shoulds and shouldn'ts ingrained as we grow. Like chicks in a barnyard, kids in a schoolyard are taught to conform and compete in order to fit in with society. By the time we reach adulthood, the idea of individual choices is a remote fantasy. The good news is that, when we reach maturity, we can choose how we react to our programming, so that we can provide for ourselves lives of boredom and routine, or lives of freedom and unlimited possibilities. Our upbringing may have taught us how to fit in, but tapping into our own spiritual nature can teach us how to stand out. When I finally discovered that I had a choice and decided to take back control of my life, as I relate in this book, I found a world of freedom and enjoyment that I want to share with my readers most likely anyone from 18 to 80. Creative parents can also share their experience with their children to provide a head start. As I follow my evolution from barnyard chick to soaring eagle, the simplicity of the process invites the reader to give it a try break free and fly. All it takes is simplicity, honesty, integrity and a leap of faith faith in ourselves.




Grandma Joy's Hope for Hurting Women


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This book is filled with real-life personal stories, testimonies, prayers, scriptures, and answers to help women find wisdom, strength and salvation. Each thought-provoking story is concluded with a light-hearted story providing readers with lots of laughter.




Bar Girls


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Keagan Donovan is a taciturn English major. Keeping control of her emotions has always been second nature until the aspiring writer meets Rudy, a fellow English major, in a local bar. As their relationship deepens, Keagan finds her insecurities may keep Rudy forever at arm's length.




The Playboy Collection


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A scorching hot collection of alpha playboys from New York Times bestselling author Cassia Leo. Five stand-alones included in this bundle (can be read in any order): RAISE YOUR GAME New York's most notorious playboy has just offered her a raise and promotion...if she pretends to be his wife. This raise is going to cost her. ABANDON Sexy playboy and rock star Tristan decides to settle down with a long-time friend and one-time fling. But an accidental pregnancy complicates matters for this cocky bad boy. CASH A scorching hot one-night fling turns into a million-dollar bet with a billionaire playboy. But resisting her new fake fiancé is more difficult and dangerous than she anticipated. BREAK The tattooed playboy next door is her brother's best friend. And her first love. After a messy breakup, he’s also her sworn enemy. Now he's back, and he'll stop at nothing until she’s his again. TEMPERANCE As therapist and patient, their love is forbidden. Will she risk her career for the seductive playboy billionaire she’s supposed to be counseling for a sex addiction?