Book Description
In which Bloo the dinosaur once again heroically saves Owen Munny, the evil white man who cruelly enslaved her, and goes on to found the #MeTooth movement in response to harassment from Great White Hunter Buffalo Corny, the most offensive tackle on his high school football team. Meanwhile Bear Endearing has founded #OwnedVoices which seeks to corral all dinosaurs so anyone who wants access has to go through her or better yet, to avoid a Hollywooden lawsuit, she goes through them like a rocket. Dramatically leaving things to last minute so they can make heroic rescues in the nickel of time, everyone descends on Isla Blair, determined once again to make the same dumb mistakes they made four times before. Owen and Bear are of course at loggerheads, the small town on the eastern end of the island, but Bear is confident that he will follow her anywhere, as long as she holds on to his wallet. From the insane author of: Asshat's Fables Baker Street Bar Trek Dire Virgins Dune With the Wind It's a Wonderful Lie! Macdeath Merde on the Prurient Express Misadventures Mindgame Raw Stars Urinals