Truck Drivers Joke Book


Book Description

If you're looking for trucker jokes and funny truck driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in January 2019, these truckers jokes will have you laughing out loud. Some of the jokes are old, but some of them are new, and they will make you smile that's for sure. While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best truck driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend. This will make a great gift too, so buy it now!




New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into


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Updated and revised for 2019! Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them. In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as: What is a car? What are those round things at the bottom Where does it belong? In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list. Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are: People Other cars Trees Houses Icebergs Mountains Creepy Garden Gnomes And many more! Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.




The Official Best of the Net Joke Book


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If you like jokes, then you'll love these. The "Official "Best Of The Net" Joke Book 2" contains some of the best jokes, stories and other funnies to ever surf the internet. You may have seen some of them come through your e-mail, and others you will be reading for the first time ever. Either way, this book has what you need to put a smile on your face and some laughter upon your lips. Come on, try it out. You know you're overdue for a good laugh.




Pretty Good Joke Book


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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.




The Biggest Joke Book Ever


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An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.




Traffic


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Driving is a fact of life. We are all spending more and more time on the road, and traffic is an issue we face everyday. This book will make you think about it in a whole new light. We have always had a passion for cars and driving. Now Traffic offers us an exceptionally rich understanding of that passion. Vanderbilt explains why traffic jams form, outlines the unintended consequences of our attempts to engineer safety and even identifies the most common mistakes drivers make in parking lots. Based on exhaustive research and interviews with driving experts and traffic officials around the globe, Traffic gets under the hood of the quotidian activity of driving to uncover the surprisingly complex web of physical, psychological and technical factors that explain how traffic works.




The Funny Food Joke Book


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Q: How much did the pirate pay for his corn? A: A buck an ear! Feast your eyes on this incredible collection of 140 food jokes, accompanied by cute cartoon illustrations. Stuffed full of puns, knock-knock jokes and tasty one-liners, The Funny Food Joke Book will leave young readers in peels of laughter. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud! is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.




Pub Joke Book


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Laughter is as essential for us as breathing is. The life becomes a big boredom without humor. Whatever be the merits of today’s busy and hectic life, it certainly has taken away laughter from our lives. Mental breakdowns we see around are proofs of it. A good laugh has great long-term effects. If you start to laugh, it does not only relieve you mentally, it actually induces physical changes in your body. Laughter can stimulate many organs. Laughter improves the intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs, and muscles and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain. Laughter can also stimulate circulation and aid muscle relaxation, both of which help to reduce some of the physical symptoms of stress. Laughter may ease the pain by causing the body to produce its own natural painkillers. Laughter may also break the pain-spasm cycle common to some muscle disorders and Increase personal satisfaction. Laughter can also make it easier to cope with difficult situations. It also helps you connect with other people. Many people experience depression, sometimes due to chronic illnesses. Laughter can help lessen your depression and anxiety and make you feel happier. This ‘Jokes E-book’ of ours is an effort to dissolve your tensions in a solution of smiles, chuckles, and laughter. This ‘Jokes E-book’ of ours is an effort to dissolve your tensions in a solution of smiles, chuckles, and laughter. We earnestly believe that our collections of hilarious jokes will displace your worries and gloom with lots of Ha-Ha.




The Gigantic Joke Book


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Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.




You Might Be a RVer If


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ust like the back half of the Walmart parking lot this book is made just for RVers. A collection of some of the funniest RV jokes ever put in to print you will now have an even better excuse to spend more time on the commode! You might be a RVer If... roughing it is only water and electric. a toad is not an amphibian. you know what a "dump" really is. going out for drinks means sitting under the awning with a beer. your spouse is now referred to as the GPS. your idea of a "well manicured lawn" is a clean patio mat. If you can drive better in reverse than most people drive forward. If after buying a new bigger truck you decide that now you can buy a new bigger trailer... and the cycle keeps repeating! If you buy things you will never need simply because they are collapsible. and hundreds more! The perfect book to bring along on the next trip or to pass out at the book exchange. Order your copy today!