Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy


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Wondering if science could explain how he survived his 40-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. The "Full Ozzy Genome" contained variants that scientists had never before encountered and the findings were presented at the prestigious TEDMED Conference in San Diego-making headlines around the world. The procedure was in part sponsored by The Sunday Times of London, which had already caused an international fururoe by appointing Ozzy Osbourne its star health advice columnist. The newpaper argued that Ozzy's mutliple near-death experiences, 40-year history of drug abuse, and extreme hypocondria qualified him more than any other for the job. The column was an overnight hit, being quickly picked up by Rolling Stone to give it a global audience of millions. In Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy, Ozzy answers reader's questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before-and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, Trust Me, I'm Dr. Ozzy will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities' medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more.




Porridgegate


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Elements of Chemistry


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One week. Private beach. Invisible girl. Jerk-faced bully. What’s the worst that could happen? Kaitlyn Parker has no problem being the invisible girl, which is why she finds herself hiding in various cabinets and closets all over her college campus. Despite her best efforts, she can’t escape the notice of Martin Sandeke—bad boy, jerkface bully, and the universe’s hottest, wealthiest, and most unobtainable bachelor—who also happens to be Kaitlyn’s chemistry lab partner. Kaitlyn might be the only girl who isn’t interested in exploiting his stunning rower’s build, chiseled features, and family’s billionaire fortune. Kaitlyn wants Martin for his brain, specifically to tabulate findings of trace elements in surface water. When Kaitlyn saves Martin from a nefarious plot, Martin uses the opportunity to push Kaitlyn out of her comfort zone: spring break, one week, house parties, bathing suits, and suntan lotion. Can she overcome her aversion to being noticed? Will he be able grow beyond his self-centered nature? Or, despite their obvious chemistry, will Martin be the one to drive Kaitlyn into the science cabinet of obscurity for good? This is the bundled version of the ‘Elements of Chemistry’ trilogy and includes parts 1-3 (ATTRACTION, HEAT, and CAPTURE)




Toxic Chemistry


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Trust Me, I'm a (Junior) Doctor


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'Very funny and frank' Independent 'Reads like Scrubs: The Blog ... funny and awful in equal measure' Observer * * * * * * * The bestselling real life story of a hapless junior doctor, based on his columns written anonymously for the Telegraph. IF YOU'RE GOING to be ill, it's best to avoid the first Wednesday in August. This is the day when junior doctors graduate to their first placements and begin to face having to put into practice what they have spent the last six years learning. Starting on the evening before he begins work as a doctor, this book charts Max Pemberton's touching and funny journey through his first year in the NHS. Progressing from youthful idealism to frank bewilderment, Max realises how little his job is about 'saving people' and how much of his time is taken up by signing forms and trying to figure out all the important things no one has explained yet -- for example, the crucial question of how to tell whether someone is dead or not. Along the way, Max and his fellow fledgling doctors grapple with the complicated questions of life, love, mental health and how on earth to make time to do your laundry. All Creatures Great and Small meets Bridget Jones's Diary, this is a humorous and accessible peek into a world which you'd normally need a medical degree to witness. If you enjoy Trust Me, I'm a (Junior) Doctor, don't miss the follow-up titles Where Does It Hurt? and The Doctor Will See You Now.




CEO's Temporary Husband (Book #1)


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John Suarez is a Traditional doctor who went to the city to find herbal medicine for their hospital in the province upon arriving at the city he saw a drunk lady and rescued her by men who assaulted her. Because new to the city he brought the woman to a motel and a one night stand happened. Andrea is the CEO of Cristobal Cosmetics Enterprises Holding Inc. She was very troubled with the things going on around her, so she went to the bar to relax the night before yesterday. Unexpectedly, she was drunk. When she woke up, she was already in the motel. Her clothes were long gone, and there was a man lying beside her. This man was John. If she hadn't thought well John should have been in jail for what he did to her. However, due to the stress from her family recently Andrea got an idea. Instead of handing John to the police, she decided to make him her temporary husband. Officially authorised by Novelcat: “Bad CEO” theme series novels.




Karaoke Chemistry


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What if every time you sang, you hurt someone you love? For decades, Magnolia has lived a quiet life as a chemistry teacher and the least powerful witch in her family, keeping her weekly identity as the karaoke powerhouse Seven a secret. No one knows the real her – especially not the sinfully hot man she’s drawn to every time she sings. When Riggs lands a job as Sacred River High’s new principal, he’s stunned to discover the woman he’s been flirting with is one of the teachers. But wait – did they just call her Magnolia? And witches are *real*? Riggs agrees to keep Magnolia’s secret, but there’s no stopping the way Magnolia’s magic grows right along with their feelings for each other. Then there’s that pesky curse to deal with.