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The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers

Author : Texas Pet Company

Publisher : Independently Published

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 15,87 MB

Release : 2024-01-23

Category : Humor

ISBN :

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Unleash the Laughter with "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers"! Welcome to the ultimate canine comedy show, where tails wag and laughter is the best medicine! Introducing our side-splitting sensation, "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers" - the paw-fect remedy for dog lovers and anyone in need of a hearty chuckle! What's Inside: Prepare yourself for a dog-gone good time as this rib-tickling collection of jokes, puns, and hilarious anecdotes takes you on a whimsical journey through the wacky world of woofs and witticisms. From bark-out-loud puns to tail-wagging punchlines, our furry friends are here to prove that laughter truly is the best medicine - especially when served with a side of slobbery kisses. 102 jokes about dogs that are paw-sitively hilarious! Why Fetch this Book: Tail-Wagger Approved: Tested on the most discerning critics - our four-legged friends. The verdict? Paws up for endless giggles! Instant Mood Boost: Feeling ruff? Dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and let the joy wash over you like a happy puppy wave. Puptastic Gift Idea: The paw-fect present for dog lovers, humor enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a pick-me-up. It's a treat for the soul and a feast for the funny bone! Warning: Be prepared for uncontrollable laughter, occasional snorts, and maybe even a belly rub or two. May cause happiness overload and a sudden desire to adopt every furry friend in sight. Don't let the opportunity slip through your paws - grab your copy now and embark on a laughter-filled journey that's guaranteed to leave you howling for more! It's not just a book; it's tail-wagging entertainment!







I Could Chew on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 113 pages

File Size : 37,2 MB

Release : 2013-07-30

Category : Poetry

ISBN : 1452131805

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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.



The Best Ever Book of Dog Lover Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 106 pages

File Size : 15,99 MB

Release : 2012-01-13

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781469918945

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dog lover jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dog lover joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dog lover jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dog lovers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dog lover and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dog lover brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dog lover who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dog lovers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.



Cute Animals for Hard Times

Author : Chronicle Books

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 84 pages

File Size : 22,46 MB

Release : 2020-09-15

Category : Non-Classifiable

ISBN : 1797203452

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Cute Animals for Hard Times offers an adorable oasis, the tried-and-true cure for a sad day—ridiculously cute animals. In a world full of political meltdown, social media fatigue, and the constant mental health struggle, it's hard to find solace. Luckily, these adorable animals are guaranteed to get anyone out of a bad mood. • The perfect palate cleanser for a bad day • Over 75 full-color photographs • Cute, calming photos help fight the bad news blues. What else could possibly be cuter than some floofs and boops? Cute Animals for Hard Times is your ticket to a better day. • Great for friends and family, whether for the holidays or anytime • The perfect read to cheer up anyone bogged down by the news • You'll love this book if you love books like Unlikely Friendships: 47 Remarkable Stories from the Animal Kingdom by Jennifer S. Holland, Tomorrow : Adventures in an Uncertain World by Bradley Trevor Greive, and A Teaspoon of Courage: A Little Book of Encouragement for Whenever You Need It by Bradley Trevor Greive.



Puppy Love

Author : Hugo Ross

Publisher : Black & White Publishing

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 41,32 MB

Release : 2017

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781785300844

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Dogs may be man's best friend, but there is no stronger bond than that which exists between a pup and his pals. Whether they are sharing their bowls, playing with their favorite toy, or are snuggled up together in their favorite sofa spot, there is no love quite like puppy love. From puppy piles to old crooners, Puppy Love is filled with beautiful photos of canine kindred spirits--in all shapes and sizes! Perfect for dog lovers, or simply lovers, this collection of dogs at their most adorable is sure to melt any heart.



I Touched a Cat and I Liked it

Author : Anna Blandford

Publisher : Hardie Grant

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 49,90 MB

Release : 2019-02-05

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781743793589

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This quirky book explores our often fraught relationships with cats. Anna Blandford's easy humor points out cat behaviour at its best, and worst, and why humans still find cats irresistible. Because let's be honest, we're obsessed: if a cat lover is presented with a choice of products and one of them has a cat on it, hands down that will be the one selected. And as Anna asks, 'If it doesn't have a cat on it, is it even worth owning?' Cat lovers worldwide will relate to Anna's whimsical drawings and hilarious insights.



The Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Wayne Brindle

Publisher : Bookbaby

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 48,14 MB

Release : 2019-12-12

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781543988772

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If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!