UNfatally Dead: to thaw or not to thaw?


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This alternative history novel begins with a mouse trying desperately to follow an ambulance occupied by a VIP being transported into a laboratory/clinic. It's Dec. 16, 1966… the day WALT DISNEY’s body supposedly was placed into cryonic suspension. He faces a momentous decision: a contractual provision requires a review, every five years, to assess whether enough medical advances would be feasible for reanimation. Although absent for 50 years, he has not been forgotten, figuratively or literally. This poses questions that each of us may have to answer in our own lives as we measure ourselves against the changes wrought by medical and scientific progress. Moreover, who might enjoy being the first person to be revived to a functioning life more than Walter Elias Disney? This new science fiction and fantasy novel exposes both Disney and curmudgeon mentor, celebrated icon Samuel Clemens, AKA Mark Twain (notorious for his way of yarn spinning) to numerous time travel and enlightening experiences – some predetermined, others not so much - all to ensure a heightened awareness of the possible pitfalls or foibles experienced herein: • Disney and Clemens experience San Francisco’s Haight Ashbury twice, 20 years apart. • They are seen by dismayed Mission Control at NASA, while on the moon. • They listen to famed singer Joan Baez at Woodstock. • They meet Steve Jobs at a garage sale. • Twain realizes there is more than one Mark Twain on the Bonanza television set. • There is a run-in with an Olympic runner and encounter an obnoxious biker with his unruly chick. • They have a run-in with a bank robber; visit a nightclub, and an important tool is stolen. • And of course, they visit both Disneyland and Disneyworld with hilarious and heartwarming outcomes. • When they interact with modern audiovisual technology and kitchen appliances, anything can and does happen. • They also experience the dismay of traumatic world-changing events and the pitfalls of not following the dictate.




Ellie and Her Elephant


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Ellie and her Elephant is about a young girl named Ellie, who enters a contest to name a pending baby elephant at the local zoo. She sends her own name in as a potential name for the new elephant because the name must begin with an E and the second letter had to be an L, as per the Mayor's edict. The mayor drew the winning name while being blindfolded; Ellie is the winner. She is honored to have named the baby elephant and takes the added responsibilities seriously. Ellie's father (a music store owner) shares with Ellie's friends about how music came into being and something about pianos. Prior to it had not excited Ellie about learning to play any instrument, and when her fingers touch the keys for the first time, magic happens! The years roll by quickly and Ellie eventually gets a partial music scholarship that includes housing for students with physical limitations. Coincidentally, this is the same community college her father attended. Ellie finds love in the eyes of her physical therapist and this helps her to reach her goals of gaining her strength and walking to surprise her father on her graduation day. There are several thinking questions for the reader to answer, whether it be in their own minds solely, or by writing in spaces provided. It allows the child to be taught great principles through their own personal inquiry. That is so much better than preaching. We learn lessons when the individual experiences and decides, rather than when he or she is told.




Webster's New Universal Unabridged Dictionary


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The dictionary entries are based on the second edition of the Random House dictionary of the English language.




Gracie’s Stories


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Gracie is a precocious six-year-old little girl who loves her mommy and daddy, her friends, and has a fun life. Her Mommy and Daddy have a very big secret, but they have not told her yet! How will Gracie handling finding out that her parents adopted her? Follow Gracie thru six more stories to see how she handles moving, new friends-new school, and a new brother. See life thru the eyes of a precocious six-year-old girl named Gracie. She how she deals with adoption; moving, new friends and new school; and the biggest change ever, getting a new brother!




Arnold Falls


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Quake City


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Andre met his best friend Amy on a night like tonight. The way Amy tells it she had to stop him from climbing over the bar at Aunty Bob’s to punch the bartender, though if you ask Andre he’ll say, “What? That never happened. I don’t even know what you’re saying to me right now.” Now Amy is worryingly missing in action, and Andre goes to Aunty Bob’s on a quest to find her. No sooner does he walk in with his depressingly heterosexual date than his best hat is spirited away by a lesbian in the throes of breaking up with her girlfriend. She in turn has it stolen from her when she starts a fight with two twinks at the bar. The hat makes its way around Aunty Bob’s from one head to another, giving glimpses into the dozens of stories playing out at the same time, unaware of each other but colliding in catastrophic ways. Can Andre find Amy before this party devolves into a nightmare of broken hearts, malevolent drag queens, and spontaneous human combustion? Or has it always happened this way, every night, at Aunty Bob’s Quake City Club?




Treasure of the Blue Whale


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In this whimsical, often funny, Depression-era tale, young Connor O'Halloran decides to share a treasure he's discovered on an isolated stretch of Northern California beach. Almost overnight, his sleepy seaside village is comically transformed into a bastion of consumerism, home to a commode with a jeweled seat cover, a pair of genuinely fake rare documents, a mail-order bride, and an organ-grinder's monkey named Mr. Sprinkles. But when it turns out that the treasure is not real, Connor must conspire with Miss Lizzie Fryberg and a handful of town leaders he's dubbed The Ambergrisians to save their friends and neighbors from financial ruin. Along the way, he discovers other treasures in the sometimes languid, sometimes exciting days of that long-ago season. He is rich and then he isn't. He learns to sail a boat and about sex. He meets a real actor. He sneaks into villainous Cyrus Dinkle's house and steals his letter opener. He almost goes to jail. He loves Fiona Littleleaf. He finds a father. And best of all, he and little brother, Alex, reclaim their mother from the darkness of mental illness.




Adventures in Seeking Knowledge


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Adventures of Seeking Knowledge is a book that represents my experiences of God's grace in my life through good times and bad times. This personal manuscript reveals to the readers that moment when God became very real and active in my heart and my life. This collection of stories is a visual way for me to share about my encounters of God's faithfulness. My goals are to encourage you and provide moments of laughter along the way. God won't ask everyone to write a book, compose a song, or create artwork in order to tell what He has done in your life. But we're all asked to share in some way about God's grace, love and faithfulness in our lives. Thank you for the privilege of sharing my testimony with you. Luke 1:49 "For the Mighty One has done great things for me; and Holy is His name."




You Only Live Once


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"James Flynn is an expert shot, a black belt in karate, fluent in four languages and irresistible to women. He's also a heavily medicated patient in a Los Angeles psychiatric hospital. Flynn believes his locked ward is the headquarters of Her Majesty's Secret Service and that he is a secret agent with a license to kill. When Flynn is mistaken for an actual secret agent, paranoid delusions have suddenly become reality, and now it's up to a mental patient and a terrified orderly to bring down an insecure, evil genius bent on world domination"--From amazon.com.




Some Kind of Ending


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In a road trip tour-de-force, beginning in Seattle, with elements like a classic Greek tragedy and/or comedy: Some Kind of Ending is a powerfully imagined work of fiction. Full with art, crime and politics ... it tells the odyssey of a disparate, unhinged group of drifters, dreamers, desperadoes and degenerates seeking their fortune and that Americana pie in the sky, as they collide in the frigid roiling waters of the unforgiving North Pacific in the brutal maritime/commercial fishing industry of Alaska. Set in the bad old 1980s. Greg Lee Lester, Churchill's Books