Unicorn Farts


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This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn illustrations that tell the secret story of these amazing mystical creatures. Their colorful world combines the seemingly mystical grace of unicorns with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining unicorn exploits and it is likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books. You'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished! This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloud Bedtime stories Preschool Early readers Children who love Unicorns Kids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny




Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch


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You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what? Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully. Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to: •Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch •Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care •Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence •Dress, eat, and have sex •Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital •Use social media and parley with non-pouchers Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK! "I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer




Unicorns Farting Coloring Book


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24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book




Almost Everybody Farts


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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)




Fairy the Farting Unicorn


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The Unicorn Poop Joke Book


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What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.




My Unicorn Farts Glitter


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My unicorn is an icky, sticky disaster area, from his silly, sparkly horn to his polka dot bottom. But despite the stink, the sneezes and snores, I love him loads and he loves me more. My Unicorn Farts Glitter is a funny, warm-hearted and often painfully honest tale of sibling love and farty bath-times.




Someone Farted


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Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”




Unicorn Coloring And Activity Book Of Funny Farts And Poops


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Who doesn't like a good poop and fart book? Give your child the gift of laughter with this kid appropriate bowel movement activity book! 20 unique pages full of fartbulous fun. Also perfect for a white elephant gift! Product details 14 coloring pages 6 activity pages 20 sketch pages Glossy Cover Quality Printing Made in the USA




What Happens When Unicorns Fart?


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What do beans, brussel sprouts, and dairy have in common? Aside from being healthy, they are well known fart generating foods. We know what happens when humans cut the cheese, but what about Unicorns? One boy decides to find out and discovers there's only one thing more magical than a Unicorn; their farts. When a young boy introduces nearby Unicorns to fart-making foods, incredible things begin to happen. Life for all of us will never be the same. There's no need to hold your nose anymore; fart fear is a thing of the past.