Watch Your F*cking Language


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For Johnson, swearing is essential to effective communication. With this in mind, he has developed this hilarious guidebook on how to curse effectively in detail, with numerous examples taken from everyday life.







Watch Your F*cking Language


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Let the squeamish beware! Watch Your F*cking Language takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage -- and have fun doing so. Building on the lessons learned in English as a Second F*cking Language, this book emphasizes traditional English swears as well as powerful (and hidden) expressions from other cultures and languages. Through numerous examples, it puts the real language of real people into context: FLOYD: I just heard a Dan Quayle speech. It was really f*cking confusing. RUBY: I just got back from a Mongolian cluster f*ck. It was really confusing f*cking. The name of the game is communication, and Watch Your F*cking Language shows readers how to hammer home their messages with confidence and gusto. Among its features: *Numerous examples of proper (and so-called improper) usage *An Idioms section that emphasizes the niceties of swearing *A "Need to Know, "Nice to Know," and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words *A Final F*cking Exam




Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook


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Increase Creativity, Memory, and Intelligence! Scientist have f*cking studies that say swearing shows intelligence. Knowing that, are you the next Albert Einstein? Do you just need a little push and motivation to be a genius? Perhaps what's holding you back is the one dimensionality of your foul mouth. Why not learn how to tell someone how to "Go F*ck Off" in 8 different languages? Is that the only thing keeping you from your place in history along with Leonardo Da Vinci, Einstein, Stephen Hawking? Not anymore! Imagine how much your vocabulary will improve after purchasing the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. How much stress will you relieve cursing out that a$$h0!e who cut you off on the freeway in 5 different languages? Now that's genius! If your language patterns routinely result in sailors blushing, mothers covering their children's ears, then you definitely need the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook! Increase Creativity Writing by hand has been associated with boosting creativity. Whether you're searching for the next big business idea or for creative ways to express your thoughts, writing in a notebook can give your creative juices more punch. This means coming up with better ideas more quickly and easier than before. Imagine the how a boost in creativity will make you feel at work, home or at school. Your next great idea may be write at the tips of your fingers waiting to be expressed on the pages of the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Improve Your Memory Studies show that writing by hand with a pen or pencil improves the strength and length of memories. Manual note taking has an advantage over digital notes. The Association for Psychological Science proclaimed "taking notes by hand is better than taking notes on a laptop". How will you take advantage of this knowledge to gain an edge on your competition at school, work, or business? How will better understanding make things better for you? Technology is designed to speed up tasks, not for user improvement. Remember, you're not taking notes to refer to later, you're writing it down to remember it now!Because you desire comprehension and understanding rather than simple transcription, the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook is a must. Achieve Your Goals and Organize Your Life Write down accomplishments with your exercise habits, weight loss, and other life goals. Look back feel good about yourself and all you've done. Besides capturing goals and dreams, capture important tasks, notes, and phone numbers. Use the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook to organize your life. Evoke Mindfulness Journaling tends to evoke a state of mindfulness in the writer. A greater state of mindfulness means a greater sense of well being, improved physical health, and improved mental health. This correlates to relief from depression, anxiety, and stress. How will you benefit from a greater state of mindfulness you achieve from journaling in the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook? What Really Matters? Think about the importance of your birth certificate, marriage certificate, property deeds, or even the laws that govern our society...the stuff that really matters goes onto paper! Stop limiting yourself and start generating better ideas, more mindfulness, and greater organization now with the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Buy the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook today, make what you write matter!




English as a Second F*cking Language


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In English, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether one wants to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of unprintable language is absolutely necessary. Employing a helpful "Need to Know", "Nice to Know", and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words, English as a Second Fcking Language offers an informative--and funny--look at taboo words and expressions to boost readers' vocabularies.




English as a Second F*cking Language


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Demonstrates swearing for those learning English as a second language, and explains the meaning of obscene, off-color, and vulgar expressions







Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies


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Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Untamed “Compelling, persuasive, and useful no matter where you are in your life.”—Chelsea Handler, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me By the time she was in her late twenties, Tara Schuster was a rising TV executive who had worked for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and helped launch Key & Peele to viral superstardom. By all appearances, she had mastered being a grown-up. But beneath that veneer of success, she was a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess. No one knew that her road to adulthood had been paved with depression, anxiety, and shame, owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. She realized she’d hit rock bottom when she drunk-dialed her therapist pleading for help. Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies is the story of Tara’s path to re-parenting herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple, daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships, and shows how to • fake gratitude until you actually feel gratitude • excavate your emotional wounds and heal them with kindness • identify your self-limiting beliefs, kick them to the curb, and start living a life you choose • silence your inner frenemy and shield yourself from self-criticism • carve out time each morning to start your day empowered, inspired, and ready to rule • create a life you truly, totally f*cking LOVE This is the book Tara wished someone had given her and it is the book many of us desperately need: a candid, hysterical, addictively readable, practical guide to growing up (no matter where you are in life) and learning to love yourself in a non-throw-up-in-your-mouth-it’s-so-cheesy way.




Education of Harris Bailley Book Two


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The education of Harris continues as he encounters the trials and joys of life as a teacher in small private schools.




The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck


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The "genius" national bestseller on the art of caring less and getting more -- from the author of Calm the F*ck Down and F*ck No (Cosmopolitan). Are you stressed out, overbooked, and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? It's time to stop giving a f*ck. This brilliant, hilarious, and practical parody of Marie Kondo's bestseller The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt -- and give your f*cks instead to people and things that make you happy. The easy-to-use, two-step NotSorry Method for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f*ck about: Family drama Having a "bikini body" Iceland Co-workers' opinions, pets, and children And other bullsh*t! And it will free you to spend your time, energy, and money on the things that really matter. So what are you waiting for? Stop giving a f*ck and start living your best life today! Discover more of the magic of not giving a f*ck with The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck Journal.