What's Your F*cking Sign?


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Your astrological makeup is no f*cking joke. Amelia Wood's What's Your F*cking Sign? is your opportunity to better relate to your managers, coworkers, love interests, friends, and family and know why they do all the sh*t they do. If you have ever wondered why your Aries boss is such a hard-ass, been convinced that a Virgo in your life sleeps with a label maker under their pillow, or tried to get your Capricorn friend to lighten the f*ck up, just look to the stars. Full of sun-sign-specific details about all twelve members of the zodiac, you can discover all the right ways to attract, befriend, love, and otherwise handle the people in your life based on their cosmic DNA. When your Pisces friend is emoting, show them a little love! When that Aquarius in your social feed is on their soapbox, have a listen! And when your Leo lover wants the spotlight, know they'll give you plenty of warmth from that glow, too. Embrace all the incredible ways astrology is there to guide you through your batsh*t interactions, curious crossroads, and sweetest moments with each and every sign. So, What's Your F*cking Sign?




What's Your F*cking Destiny?


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Make your f*cking dreams come true! It’s about time you wrote your own story. What’s Your F*cking Destiny? can help you write it with insights and tips tailored to your astrological chart that make creating the life of your dreams as easy as being yourself. Ever wonder why you can’t sit still and meditate to save your d*mn life? Or how you can turn gratitude into cash? It’s all in your astrological DNA. With info on all twelve signs of the zodiac, you’ll discover manifestation methods that work for you. - How can an Aries level up at work? Visualize themselves kicking ass. - What can a Libra do to secure that happily-ever-after they crave? Surround themselves with people who raise their vibe (and cut out any toxic a**holes who take advantage). - How can a Capricorn feel good as hell? Relax that death grip and let the universe do its thing. Embrace your cosmic nature and you can manifest a job you love, supportive relationships, a life that lights you up, and anything else you put your mind to. It’s all up to you! So, What’s Your F*cking Destiny?




F*cking Affirmations


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Embrace some f*cking positivity and put your stress behind you! Positive affirmations can inspire and elevate your day to day and this can't-miss collection is curated to incorporate swearing to help you feel motivated AF. No matter how badass you are, affirmations can help lift your spirits and elevate you to a whole new level. If you're looking for a boost of positive thinking, a new mindset, or simply some shit to shake things up and break your routine for the better, this is the book for you! With daily doses of swear-fueled and digestible affirmations, these breathtakingly badass mantras are can't miss. I am f*cking strong. I am confident as hell. I am a force to be f*cking reckoned with. Confidence is an art and it has to come from within. You can't be a badass without believing in your badassery. Ask yourself what your icons believe about themselves and how they look at themselves in the mirror. Fierce as f*ck, right? Channel that energy today and make your new mantra center around the fact that you ARE a damn force and the world is going to be made better by your impact on it.




There is No F*cking Secret


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The TV personality reflects on lessons learned throughout her unconventional life as the middle child of music legend Ozzy Osbourne, describing her transformation from a perceived unattractive misfit to her signature "lavender swan" identity.




All Signs Point to Us


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“She wanted his lips on hers. But she didn’t expect their first kiss to happen under such circumstances. Is she really going to let him kiss her in front of all these strangers? But you promised to help Theo, her conscience poked at her. Theo wasn't grinning. He remained still as he held her gaze, as if he was waiting for her to decide. Aurora inched closer with her eyes set on his mouth. Theo took the hint and swooped down to take what she was offering. The second their lips touched, it was electrifying.” Aurora has the worst luck – she can’t seem to hold onto a job. She is desperate: a large debt and a dark past. Grabbing a job as a fortune teller, she meets Theo Barone, a billionaire with a dangerous charisma who offers an intriguing deal. Pretend to be his girlfriend and he will help her. It will be strictly business, but as Aurora got closer to Theo it was harder to stay away. All Signs Point to Us is created by Noko Simkin, an EGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.




Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies


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Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Untamed “Compelling, persuasive, and useful no matter where you are in your life.”—Chelsea Handler, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me By the time she was in her late twenties, Tara Schuster was a rising TV executive who had worked for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and helped launch Key & Peele to viral superstardom. By all appearances, she had mastered being a grown-up. But beneath that veneer of success, she was a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess. No one knew that her road to adulthood had been paved with depression, anxiety, and shame, owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. She realized she’d hit rock bottom when she drunk-dialed her therapist pleading for help. Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies is the story of Tara’s path to re-parenting herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple, daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships, and shows how to • fake gratitude until you actually feel gratitude • excavate your emotional wounds and heal them with kindness • identify your self-limiting beliefs, kick them to the curb, and start living a life you choose • silence your inner frenemy and shield yourself from self-criticism • carve out time each morning to start your day empowered, inspired, and ready to rule • create a life you truly, totally f*cking LOVE This is the book Tara wished someone had given her and it is the book many of us desperately need: a candid, hysterical, addictively readable, practical guide to growing up (no matter where you are in life) and learning to love yourself in a non-throw-up-in-your-mouth-it’s-so-cheesy way.




Total F*cking Godhead


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“Total F*cking Godhead brings Chris Cornell, the voice of a generation, alive on the page. Impressively researched and compulsively readable, Godhead pulls no punches in recounting Cornell’s remarkable life and prolific career. It’s an inspired chronicle of an impassioned soul. Read it!” —Greg Renoff, author of Van Halen Rising With input from those who knew and worked with him—together with his own words—Total F*cking Godhead recounts the rise of Chris Cornell and his immortal band Soundgarden as they emerged from the 1980s post-punk underground to dominate popular culture in the ’90s alongside Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, and Nirvana. “From his days as a struggling Seattle musician at the forefront of the grunge scene to becoming a global icon, Total F*cking Godhead thoroughly chronicles the life story and prolific output of one of the greatest and most influential singers of all time. You will discover the man and his music all over again.” —David de Sola, author of Alice in Chains: The Untold Story Seattle resident and rock writer Corbin Reiff also examines Cornell’s dynamic solo career as well as his time in Audioslave. He delves into his hard-fought battle with addiction, and the supercharged reunion with the band that made him famous before everything came to a shocking end. “For those of us still trying to sort out the tragedy of Chris Cornell's death comes this loving look back at the man's life and music. I wrote my own book about grunge, and I still learned a lot from this excellent biography." —Mark Yarm, author of Everybody Loves Our Town: An Oral History of Grunge




F*ck Your Feelings


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Do you want to truly be your own master, increase your emotional toughness, control your lizard brain, and get more done during your day? Do you want to turn your dreams into action - all the time? 95% of decisions are based on feelings. Not logic. Not rational thought. Feelings. Can you feel the pull of emotions, hunger, guilt, pain, jealously, depression, and everything else weighing on every decision that you make? Business owners, entrepreneurs, regular people looking to get in shape, anyone with a goal that isn't terrified of tough love - you need to read F*ck Your Feelings - as soon as possible! In this book you'll learn how to use personal mind control techniques to control the way your brain is wired, constantly accomplish your goals, and feel MORE pleasure during the day. You cannot control your instincts until you understand how they work - PERIOD. Learn how to apply the fundamentals of emotional control so that you can uplift yourself ON COMMAND, fight through periods of stress and torment, and give yourself long-term satisfaction and peace. Packed with advice you can put to use right away, you'll learn how to SPOT and What pragmatic and actionable tactics will you learn? The one four letter word that practically guarantees you'll fail at whatever you do. The real nature of emotions, and the twenty minute exercise we can take to give ourselves lasting joy throughout the day. Why eating one marshmallow at the wrong time can ruin your relationships and cost you thousands of dollars. Why play, safety, and something called the VAGUS NERVE is critical for your performance in life. The "everything is everything" moment that will separate you from 92% of people - in the entire world. Also the following insights: How to survive and recover when your brain is HOOKED on dopamine, fear, amusement, and other toxic drugs. The actual, CONTROLLABLE physical property that decides whether you're a dreamer, or a doer! How feeling threatened or insecure can actually make you sluggish, lazy, and TRAPPED in failure. How to interact with your phone, tablet and computer without wrecking your back, eyes, and heart. And so much more! Here's what this book ISN'T: this isn't a get rich quick scheme, a business plan, or some touchy-feely nonsense about touching your inner self. This is about building the most consistent element in any business - YOURSELF. How will your business improve? Be more focused throughout the day. Gain the ability to say NO to temptation when it comes. HACK your brain so that you're always energized and pumped up NEVER be outside your comfort zone or afraid of a challenge. Implement these techniques and watch your profits skyrocket. Learn how to control your own mind and turn your desires into ACTION by scrolling up and clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page!




The Astrology of You and Me


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This astrological relationship guide is indispensable for dealing with everyone from friends and family to bosses and coworkers. Steer your life by the stars and make all your interpersonal relationships shine. This beautifully designed, horoscope-driven handbook will teach you to bring energy to your relationships and divine the true nature of personalities using the power of astrology. Do you know how to live peacefully with a Taurus? Discuss money issues with a Cancer? Improve your sex life with a Scorpio? With chapters arranged by astrological sign, The Astrology of You and Me will give you help and guidance for every imaginable star-crossed situation, and the beautiful design features astrology-inspired illustrations throughout.




What Is Your Fucking Zodiac Sign? Curse Words Coloring Book For Adults


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Finally, the whole truth about you, your family and friends! This naughty, funny coloring book can be a great gift for you or someone with a sense of humor. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. Just enjoy! Check out our other funny Coloring Books.