What the F*@# Should I Drink?


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75 hilariously profane drinking recipes with unique page prompts and humorous descriptions using easy ingredients and simple directions.




What the Fork Should I Drink? Recipe Book for 50 F**king Drinks


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Great Gift for Anyone Who Drinks! The Time Old Question. What the F**K to Drink. Add 50 of your Favorite Family Recipe, Time Tested, Never Fail Cocktail Recipes for Those Times when Your Mind Goes Blank and You Just Want a Drink Right Now. Add Your Favorite Family, Friend, Personal Libration Creations to This Recipe Book! Table of Contents, Full 2 Page Spread for Each Recipe Allowing Plenty of Room to Write Down Recipe with Ample Room for Notes and Special Directions, plus a Framed in Area for Photo of the Finished Libation Masterpiece! Creating Something of your Own Can be a Self-Esteem Builder, Not to Mention Lots of Fun! Put all your Favorite Family and Friends Recipes in Your Very Own Cookbook - Perfect for Women, Men, Newly Weds, Just Married, Bridal Showers, Co-workers, Boss, Dad Gifts, Mom Gifts, Bar Accessories, Office Gifts 7" x 10", 110 Pages, Sturdy Paperback Matter Cover, Perfect Bound. Made in the USA




What the F*@# Should I Drink?


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Today's most important question: What the F*@# should I drink? It's all covered here! We've all been there: you come home from a long day and just want to have a drink-but which drink? There are so many options, how do you decide? What the F*@# Should I Drink? has the answer! The follow-up to the wildly successful and deliciously offensive What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?, What the F*@# Should I Drink? provides over 75 recipes for everything from a Sidecar to a Moscow Mule to whatever the f*@# a Caipirinha is. They're easy to mix and even easier to drink, and soon you'll forget the original question. With a "choose your adventure" style recipe guide-don't like the recipe in front of you? Choose another!-and wonderfully offensive directions, What the F*@# Should I Drink? is f*@#ing fantastic, and it will make you feel f*@#ing fantastic too.




Drink, Play, F@#k


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One man’s spiritual journey to rediscover how much he hates spiritual journeys. “A dizzyingly fun parody” (Publishers Weekly). In Drink, Play, F@#k, Bob Sullivan, a jilted husband, sets off to explore the world, experience a meaningful connection with the divine, and rediscover his passion. His travels lead him from his home in New York City to a drinking bender across Ireland, through the glitz and glamour that is Las Vegas, and to the hedonistic pleasure palaces of Thailand. After a lifetime of playing it safe, Sullivan finally follows his heart and lives out everyone’s deepest fantasies. For who among us hasn’t dreamed of standing stark naked, head upturned, and mouth agape beneath a cascading torrent of Guinness Stout? What could be more exhilarating than losing every penny you have because Charlie Weis went for a meaningless last-second field goal? And what sensate creature could ever doubt that the greatest pleasure known to man can be found in a leaky bamboo shack filled with glassy-eyed, bruised Asian hookers? Bob Sullivan has a lot to teach us about life. Let’s just pray we have the wisdom to put aside our preconceptions and listen. Because what Sullivan finds isn’t at all what he expected. “Two years after invading every bookshelf across the world, something positive has come out of Elizabeth Gilbert’s mind-numbingly self-absorbed memoir: Andrew Gottlieb’s fictional response.” —Monica Weymouth, Metro




Go Fuck an Iceberg! A Brit's Take on Guns, Tits and Other Fun Movie Stuff


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A bare-chested Charlton Heston sitting on a horse staring up at the Statue of Liberty. Naked high school girls frolicking in a locker room a moment before transforming into an unholy chanting mob of plug-it-up nastiness. Scorpio dementedly forcing a busload of kidnapped kids to sing nursery rhymes. And an ever so slightly chubby Kansas farm girl telling us there’s no place like home... Movies, eh? What would we do without ’em? Probably watch more TV shows for a start. Anyhow, this is a book for politically incorrect cinephiles, its collection of reviews, articles and drunken ramblings showcasing my love of mid to late twentieth century movies.




Smoke Drink F*#k


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Screw Eat, Pray Love! Esme Oliver vows to Smoke, Drink, and Fuck her way to happiness. Newly-dumped, staring headlong into the barrel of 40, and veering towards a nervous breakdown, Esme heads to Italy for two weeks of carnal excess aimed at distracting from a life that is crumbling all around her. It is there that she meets the much younger Fernando, an Italian stallion who appears to be just the diversion Esme’s looking for. Only problem is they fall in love. Or so Esme thinks. Based on a true story, Smoke, Drink, Fuck, winner, Best Memoir, of the Southwest Writer’s Competition is the hilarious, outlandish and inspiring story of one fed-up woman’s journey from desperation to liberation. As she finds and loses love, uncovers what it really means to be independent, and discovers why no amount of praying does the trick of one great fuck.