Author : Gayle Peters
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 35,91 MB
Release : 2015-08-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 150492617X
This book is intended for children between the ages of four to eight. It is intended to make light of what can be sometimes an embarrassing moment for most kids. It is natural, and everyone farts.
Author : Mark Lawton Thomas
Publisher :
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 11,9 MB
Release : 2011-11
Category :
ISBN : 9781935711186
Don't let the title throw you off - this is a hilarious book with an anti-bully theme. When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 19,39 MB
Release : 2020-11-24
Category :
ISBN :
Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author : Coloring Bandit
Publisher :
Page : 62 pages
File Size : 39,17 MB
Release : 2017-09-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780228205111
Coloring is fun, and it's educational too! There are endless possibilities when it comes to coloring - starting from the choice of colors, the combinations, and the patterns to make and so on. But coloring also has the educational benefits of boundaries, handwriting skills and motor skills. Improved focus, relaxation, patience and self-confidence are there, too!
Author : Catherine Adams
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 13,34 MB
Release : 2017-10-21
Category :
ISBN : 9781978458420
A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
Author : Jamie Grant
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 15,59 MB
Release : 2021-09-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1039115691
With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
Author : M.t. Lott
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 24,74 MB
Release : 2017-01-17
Category :
ISBN : 9781542366106
There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.
Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 31 pages
File Size : 27,3 MB
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1454941480
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author : Ryan McCormick
Publisher : Archway Publishing
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 49,31 MB
Release : 2020-11-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1480897434
Farts are funny because someone toots, and it’s funny because it’s really from your butt—we don’t know why. —Rori N., age five People everywhere have something in common: they fart. Though it goes by many names—fart, toot, cheese that’s cut, or wind that’s broken— no one wants to be around a fart. It’s true that they smell and can be loud, but farts have feelings too. They can make us laugh, comfort us, and bring us joy, even if it’s only for a little while. At a young age, author Ryan McCormick heard his dad declare that “farts are people, too,” after being chastised by Ryan’s mom for letting one fly. The ensuing laughter got his dad out of an argument, and Ryan has used this strategy ever since. This whimsical children’s poem explores the joys and fun of farts, who can be our friends in spite of their bad reputation.
Author : Colorful Swearing Colorful Swearing Dreams
Publisher :
Page : 65 pages
File Size : 35,41 MB
Release : 2020-08-10
Category :
ISBN :
GAG GIFT IDEA | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS WHO LOVE CATS & DOGS! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 30 Hilarious and Relaxing Designs featuring cats & dogs fighting with their farts with which men, women and pets lovers can relief their stress by coloring & laughing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover : Soft Silky Matte Cover Size : 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 30 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult This Coloring Book Contains 30 intricate Designs featuring Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers mixed with hilarious Cats & Dogs Battling with their Smelliest Farts Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
