Why Do Boogers Taste So Good?


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Have you ever wondered why kids don't wash their hands? Or why boogers taste so good? Why does every car ride begin as an exciting adventure to a mysterious place, only to arrive ready to leave? You might be thinking, who knows these answers? Kids do, that's who. This short collection of poems may not answer these questions, but they sure will have you laughing whether you are reading them to a child, with a child or maybe just alone on a chilly evening.




Droogens and Boogers, a Story about Cooperation and Cookies


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Gramma and Grampa were delighted when they began finding Boogers on their doorstep. It was exciting but they became even more delighted when they discovered a little girl, Anna, in the Enchanted Forest. They were excited but they were a little sad too, because Anna missed her real family. Will Anna ever find her real family? And what are Boogers, and where are they coming from? A great educational first reader for children.




Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Boogers and Other Useless or Gross Information About


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Fascinating…Unbelievable…Gross! These are just a few of the responses readers will hear when they impress their friends with facts from the quirky new book of body trivia, Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Boogers & Other Useless or Gross Information About Your Body by Francesca Gould. This collection of little-known facts about the human body answers the questions you have always wanted to ask but never dared to, such as: Can smoking make your teeth fall out? Is it safe to eat moldy food after the mold’s been cut off? Do intelligent people have bigger brains? How do astronauts poo in space? The book also offers many unbelievable-but-true historical factoids about the body. For example: Have you ever heard of Dr. Strangelove Syndrome? It’s a rare condition caused by damage to certain parts in the brain, which results in a person’s hand acting independently and taking on a life of its own. Did you know that there is also a rare condition called Foreign Accent Syndrome, which results in people suddenly developing a foreign accent? Have you ever wondered if a heart transplant could change your personality? The short answer is, yes! Did you know that men used hair gel 2000 years ago during the Iron Age? Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Boogers offers of cornucopia of body trivia that will have readers cringing with delight! You can read it on the subway, in the bathroom, or even in a heavy downpour! For contrary to popular belief, according to this book, you cannot catch cold by standing in the rain!




The Book of Bad Habits for Young (and Not So Young!) Men and Women


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Overflowing with comprehensive dos and don'ts, this manual for avoiding bad habits answers common questions while covering topics such as nose picking, chewing with an open mouth, belching, and swearing. This guide also includes self-discovery quizzes and real-life facts to help uncover personality traits and reveals many surprising benefits of certain habits.




Pick, Spit & Scratch


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Parents and teachers, turn nagging about hand washing, covering your cough, and other healthy practices into STEM learning moments with Pick, Spit & Scratch. Weird, disgusting science facts (a sneeze or cough can spray germs 25 feet through the air!) behind a range of bad habits, accompanied by hilarious illustrations, give kids the vivid answers they need to change their ways and tips that show them how—including step-by-step illustrated instructions on how to wash viruses and bacteria off your hands like an expert. As any parent or teacher will attest, all kids have bad habits from, er, time to time. They pick their nose. They hold their pee. Or pee in pools. They pick their nose. They don’t brush their teeth. They pick their nose. But we seldom stop to think that there are science lessons in these habits. Each spread in Pick, Spit & Scratch describes a specific bad habit, and provides multilayered reading opportunities in the form of incredible, revolting facts that ratchet up the gross factor. Bad habits are transformed into relatable concepts for kids; for example, we swallow up to a quart of snot a day—enough to fill a small milk carton. In some cases, the author even debunks myths about bad habits by introducing counter-intuitive scientific research (boogers may actually have health benefits) or humorously turning the tables on adults (one study showed that most adults pick their noses, too). Kids will love Pick, Spit & Scratch because it's gross. Parents will love it because it says, “I told you so.” Everyone will love the health benefits.




Where Did I Go?


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Where Did I Go? is not like any parenting book out there. It is enlightening, suspenseful, shocking, terrifying, heartbreaking, and funny, even before motherhood enters the picture!




STFU, Parents


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Are you a parent? Do you have friends who are parents? Do you have parents? Then chances are you’ve been exposed to the growing online phenomenon known as overshare. From posting photos of baby’s first poo and the intricacies of placental crafts to sanctimommies declaring their child the most beautiful kid in the world and criticizing the parenting skills of fellow Facebook “friends,” STFU, Parents collects the most bizarre, hilarious, and horrifying examples of oversharing on the web. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cringe at detailed descriptions of baby’s first blowout, but one thing’s for sure: You’ll never look at parenting the same again.




Tofu Knights


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In this volume, Millie emerges from her self-made cocoon to try to eliminate evil, only to end up an accomplice in the hijacking of a truckload of thermometers. Ozy's annual baldness curse is finally deflected, and he learns that his biological mother was one of the all-time geniuses of frozen confectionary. Avery takes up blogging, Llewellyn runs for president by not running, and Millie's homework runs off and starts a revolution. And, of course, much more. 128 pages, 8 1/2 by 11 inches, lightly annotated, with an introduction by our own Millicent Mudd.




Don't Read This Book Before Dinner


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"Surprsing, and disgusting, facts and stories about animals, nature and the world around us"--




Why Eating Bogeys is Good for You


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EVER WONDERED . . . Why we have tonsils? Is there any cream in cream crackers? Why is the sea blue? And if kangaroos keep their babies in their pouches, what happens to all the poo?! Mitch Symons answers all these crazy questions and plenty more in this wonderfully funny and addictive book for children from 8 to 80! And yes, eating bogeys is good for you . . . but only your own!