Win-Win My Ass!


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Finally...a self help book that recognizes the realities of the corporate world. Corporate America is populated with millions of middle managers whose current lot in life seems to be preordained. These middle managers go to work every day wondering how they can escape the mire that is middle management. They are further exasperated by the general belief that they are both smarter and more capable than their bosses. WIN-WIN MY ASS! is a unique, satirical self-help book that unconventionally tackles the sacred wisdom that states that dedication, teamwork and good deeds will ultimately be rewarded. WIN-WIN MY ASS! provides a targeted, well-planned assault to senior management by providing the reader with a series of tools and skills that facilitate an expedited climb to the top such as:  Effective Boss Management  Managing Travel for Personal and Professional Gain  Advancement Through Pretty Charts and Graphs  Risk Aversion Through Strategic Risk Taking  Job Title Sequencing This modern marvel of management methodology is a must read for the terminally upwardly mobile professional.




Pet: A Governor Trilogy Novel (Governor Trilogy 5)


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Some promises can't be kept… From birth, my life has been a series of wrong turns and dead ends. Only one person truly loved me, and I walked away from them. Now, they're unavailable. I have a dark soul. That's what I've always been told. Makes me good at my work, though. It's kept me alive, even when I haven't cared if I lived or died. Even when I welcomed death, and it still eluded me. Makes it easy not to get attached. I guess I'm lucky. Until an unexpected reversal of fortune thrusts me into an unwinnable situation. Now, I'm not so sure I want to die. But a brother's unkept promise might be the only thing that keeps me alive. Book 5 of the Governor Trilogy. Eddie was first introduced in Chief (Governor Trilogy 3). This MM contemporary gay spy romance features enemies to lovers, high political stakes, power exchange, wounded heroes, satisfying revenge, and a guaranteed HEA.




I Want Your Voice Box Bitch


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This book is about a prophecy given to me about three people, one famous who walked their life for me. I battled the devil himself in this book with the help of a practicing witch. I am Holy Ghost–filled, fire-baptized, and speak the heavenly language. I am prepared for this walk during my years. This is a true story. Nothing is fictional. In this book, I’m being stalked by a famous rapper’s baby mother and his girlfriend, together with friends, because of who I am. They are also thieves online and use stars for credit card info money pages. Their mistake is coming directly for me as him. All names were changed until they came off the Internet for me and real life began for them. The moral of this story is, the devil is real, and so is Jehovah God.




Crystal Nebula


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Prisoner or Prince Charming? Escape from the brig, steal a shuttle, enjoy her freedom far, far away from the dark past trying to hunt her down. How hard was that? But Gwen just had to press the mystery button. Now the pretty little shuttle she commandeered is a smoking ruin and she’s trapped… on a prison planet. The dirt-covered rock isn’t actually that bad—except for the purple grouch who’s claimed her. He says it’s to keep her safe from the other inmates, but the longer she’s there, Gwen isn’t so sure. Rhys has been imprisoned for a decade. Every day he mines in exchange for rations and bides his times. That is, until a ship blazes across the sky and crashes into his simple, orderly life. The pale female that he pulled from the wreck is a pain in his ass. She’s troublesome and loud and if her sass isn’t the death of him, her knack for stumbling into trouble will be. Too bad he needs her to finally get off this hellish rock. If they can keep their hands off each other for long enough, they just might have a shot at freedom… assuming her past doesn’t catch up to them first.




WIN WIN


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Marsha Jones is back with her latest literary installment, Win-Win, a story about love in the world of semi-professional football. Meet Madison, a charming, sexy, and widowed filmmaker who has put her life on hold when it comes to romance. Her best friend Jaymz, a film critic who has an opinion about everything, tries to help jumpstart it anyway he can. Hunter Rodriguez is the Hive football team’s star quarterback. He has been married to his wife, Renee for more than 10 years. Hunter doesn’t want to acknowledge the fact that his marriage is on the rocks. Renee wants Hunter to “grow up” and “give up his dreams” of playing professional football. . After a series of personal tragedies, each character has a decision to make. What will they do for love? Will Madison let go of the past and open up her heart to love again? Will Renee stay in a sinking and loveless relationship? Is Hunter able to salvage his marriage and keep his secret? Will sparks fly Madison and Sterling? Win-Win answers all these questions and takes a whimsical look at what people will do for love, how lost love can make us stronger, and why it takes two people to hold onto it.




Kids Are Turds


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When do you know for sure that you’ve become a parent? For Jenny Schoberl, it wasn’t when a human fell out of her lady parts or the first time her baby said “Mama.” It was when she found herself, a grown woman, hiding in the bathroom to eat a candy bar, just so she didn’t have to share. Parenthood changes people’s lives in horrifying and inevitable ways. No matter how hard you resist, you soon find yourself being that parent far too often to deny it. It won’t be long before mom jeans and minivans are calling your name. Discussing bowel movements over dinner? Guilty. Peeing with an audience? Check. Grocery shopping alone? Sounds like a tropical vacation! Watching cartoons hours after the kids have gone to bed? Now your only hobby! What do you do when motherhood turns you into someone you hardly recognize? When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out? Kids Are Turds proves that you don’t need to be Super-Mom to be a “good” mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days. Either that, or you can give in, yank up your mom jeans, and rock a mile-long camel toe. So for the love of retinas everywhere, be strong!







Assassin's Prey


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“Assassin Levi Agozi has lived a brutal life, but at his core is a man of strength and honor—my favorite kind of hero. I have added a new autobuy author to my list and her name is Ella Sheridan!” –Lara Adrian, New York Times bestselling author I killed my first man at the age of twelve. I've been killing ever since. I thought it was all I lived for…until Abby. Until the woman I'd kidnapped became the woman I couldn't walk away from. She owns a piece of me I wouldn't take back, but the rest? The only way to protect her is to hold back the parts inside me that are too ugly to ever reveal. I'll keep her safe, even from me. And it works. We have the nights, and I hunt my way through the days. Alone. Until an attack reveals a threat we didn't see coming. One that could take away the dream I didn't realize I had. Everything. With her. I'm on the hunt of my life. My prey might run, but in this fight—for her, for us—they don't stand a chance. * ASSASSIN’S PREY is the second book of a duet. It is recommended that you read ASSASSIN’S MARK first to enjoy the full story.




A Very Hero New Year


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The end of the year brings new challenges to the law firm, starting when Steve uses his powers to save a classmate after the pressure of law school brings her to the brink. Even worse, other students catch his heroics on video, and a certain news anchor uses the footage to claim Winters and Franklin faked Captain Justice’s death after he had a mental breakdown. Can Harri and Aisha chill the bad publicity? Or will they both lose their law licenses for fraud? Call us at 888-555-HERO. The Law Offices of Winters & Franklin, where the only thing more dangerous than a superhero is his attorney.




Carousel Sun


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The long_awaited sequel to Carousel Tides, enchanting contemporary fantasy by Sharon Lee, award_winning co_creator of the popular Liaden Universeï saga. When magic meets mundane, sparks fly: these are exciting times in Archers Beach, Maine! A unprecedented Early Season has united townies and carnies in an effort expand into a twelve_month resort, recapturing the town's former glory. Kate Archer, owner_operator of the vintage wooden carousel, is caught up in the excitement¾and is quite possibly the cause of it. Because Kate leads a double life, as carny, and as Guardian of the land. Her recent return to the home she had forsaken has changed the town's luck¾for the better¾and energized the trenvay¾earth and water spirits who are as much citizens of the Beach as their mundane counterparts. But the town's new energy isn't the only change afoot. Joe Nemeier, the local drug lord, whose previous magical consultant was vanquished by Kate, has acquired a new ally¾and this one plays with fire. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). On Carousel Tides: _[A] pyrotechnic finale that plays out magically behind the ordinary facade of smalltown Maine life, evoking much of the romance and magic of [Lees] popular Liaden series.Ó _Publishers Weekly "[A] virtuoso ride, full of the spirit of the carnival, aware of the thinness of the veil between the worlds. . .a rollicking tale full of non stop action. . .and yet there's also a quiet at its heart, because there really is this magic in everything and Sharon Lee knows how to spin it."_SFsite On Sharon Lee & Steve Millers Liaden Universeï Space Opera Epic: _Lee and Millers novels are full of action, exotic characters, plenty of plot, and even a touch of romance. The world building is outstanding.Ó _Booklist