You Animal, You!


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A reworking of Victorian-era visiting cards, replacing the heads of the subjects with the heads of animals that have been stuffed.




You Animal Machine


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A memoir of Melena, five-times married, mother, burlesque dancer, and the hardest-assed woman to ever eat wood and bite nails.




What If You Had Animal Teeth?


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If you could have any animal's front teeth, whose would you choose? What If You Had Animal Teeth!? takes children on a fun, informative, and imaginative journey as they explore what it would be like if their own front teeth were replaced by those of a different animal. Featuring a dozen animals (beaver, great white shark, narwhal, elephant, rattlesnake, naked mole rat, hippopotamus, crocodile, and more), this book explores how different teeth are especially adapted for an animal's survival. At the end of the book, children will discover why their own teeth are just right for them. And they'll also get a friendly reminder to take good care of their teeth, because they're the only teeth they'll ever have. Each spread features a photograph of the animal using its specialized teeth on the left and a humorous illustrated image of a child using that animal's teeth on the right.




What If You Had Animal Hair?


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If you could have any animal's hair, whose would you choose? If you had a polar bear's double coat, you would never have to wear a hat when playing in the snow. If you had reindeer hair, it could help you stay afloat in water. And if you had a porcupine's hair, no bully would ever bother you again! WHAT IF YOU HAD ANIMAL HAIR? is a follow-up to the adorable WHAT IF YOU HAD ANIMAL TEETH? Each spread will feature a photographic image of the animal and its hair on the left and an illustration of a child with that animal's hair on the right. As in ANIMAL TEETH, the illustrations will be humorous and will accompany informative text.




You're an Animal, Viskovitz


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In this wickedly hilarious collection of fables, Alessandro Boffa introduces us to Viskovitz and his never-ending search for his true love, Ljuba. As he changes from a lovelorn lion to a jealous finch, from a confused dung beetle to an enlightened police dog, Viskovitz embraces his metamorphoses with wry humor and an oftentimes painful sense of self. As an ant, Viskovitz fights his way to the top where his egotism calls on the colony to create a monument to his greatness out of a piece of bread. As a sponge, he is horrified by the inbreeding in his family—“I’m my own mother-in-law!!!”—and yearns for a change in current so he can mate with Ljuba, who lies downstream. As a mantis, he asks his mother what his father was like, only to hear, “Crunchy. A bit salty. High in fiber.” Unfortunately, when he meets Ljuba shortly thereafter, he follows his father’s fate. And as a scorpion, his uncontrollably deadly efficiency meets its match in Ljuba and finds “no way to escape this intolerable, sinister happiness.”




What If You Had Animal Feet?


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If you could have any animal's feet, whose would you choose? WHAT IF YOU HAD ANIMAL FEET? is the next book in the successful WHAT IF series by Sandra Markle, illustrated by Howard McWilliam, following the very popular WHAT IF YOU HAD ANIMAL TEETH? and WHAT YOU IF HAD ANIMAL HAIR? This latest edition will teach kids about the amazing variety of feet in the animal kingdom and their specialty functions! From cheetahs' fast feet to mountain goats' nimble climbing hooves, to flies' sticky feet! Each animal profile will include a photo as well as illustrations of kids with animal feet that are sure to make kids laugh!




What If You Had Animal Eyes?


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If you could have any animal's eyes, whose would you choose? What if you woke up one morning and your eyes weren't yours? What If You Had Animal Eyes? -- the next imaginative book in the What If You Had series -- explores what would happen if you looked in the mirror and saw a pair of animal eyes instead of your own! From the chameleon's eyes that can point in different directions, to the colossal squid's eyes that shine in the dark, discover what it would be like if you had these special eyes -- and find out why your eyes are just the right ones for you!




Intelligent Animals You Need to Meet - Animal Books Age 8 | Children's Animal Books


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Did you know that there are smart animals that you can train to talk, ride a bike and even play basketball? This book will show some of these fantastic animals. There are pictures and select pieces of information in this book for 8-year-old children. Encourage your child to read by investing in topics that would interest him/her. If your child likes animals, then this book is a must-have!




You Animal Machine (The Golden Greek)


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This is the tale of Melena, five times married, mother of three, burlesque dancer, and "the toughest, hardest-assed woman to ever eat wood and bite nails." Located in history and memory, her life cracks open questions of identity at the heart of an American immigrant woman's experience and becomes an argument that no existence is ever truly marginal. Eleni Sikelianos is the author of six books of poetry, most recently The Loving Detail of the Living and the Dead, as well as a hybrid memoir, The Book of Jon. Sikelianos directs the creative writing program at the University of Denver.




What You, Animal Lover - Need To Know Right Now


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Think Like An Animal, because you must, in order for them to communicate with you, also because all the atrocious murders that take place along with all the animal abuse taking place in this world, are all because we refuse to think like the animals in our world, nor do we love them as we love ourselves. And so I wrote this book in order that you may get to know the many animals that you will encounter during your lifetime, whether at The Zoo, or in your National Park, or at your Local Animal Shelter and even in your house and backyard as your pets. So that the more you know about the Characteristics and lifestyle about a particular animal, the more likely you will take time to appreciate what it's doing, and will not have to call Animal Control to have that particular animal put down. So this is why this book: What You, Animal Lover - Need To Know Right Now was written with you in mind, since you love the animals that God placed in your world so much. - https:www.JamesDazouloute.net/ - For More: