You're an Awesome Paralegal Keep That Shit Up


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Features Of This Notebook Include: 110 pages (55 double-sided sheets). 6x9 inches with a soft cover. Glossy-finished cover for a professional look.




You're An Awesome Paralegal Keep That Shit Up


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This funny joke gift for your beloved Paralegal is a hilarious present that your Paralegal would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with your awesome Paralegal with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift that shows how much they are appreciated. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages. This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing. Convenient size to carry with you on the go.




You're An Awesome Paralegal Keep That Shit Up


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Are you looking for a great gifts notebook for Paralegal then this funny saying notebook "You're An Awesome Paralegal Keep That Shit Up" blank lined notebook journal is for you! This lined paper journal is 110 pages and 6x9 inch and it's a great notebook for to-do lists, writing thoughts, shopping lists, and the perfect size to carry anywhere. This notebook journal is the perfect gift idea on Christmas, Workers' Day, Thanksgiving, Birthday and any other occasion. Features: 110 Pages 6x9 Inch Size Blank Lined White Paper High-Quality Soft Matte Cover Convenient Portable Size To Carry Anywhere




You Are an Awesome Paralegal Keep That Shit Up


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Lady Donna presents this cute and clean with lots of space, undated Gratitude Journal / Diary / Planner to keep or develop a positive attitude and a thankful mindset. contains: Date Statement prompt "Today I'm grateful for__________" Prompts to make it easier for you to organize your thoughts Even a space on what could've made the day more amazing Great gift for anyone who likes humor and fun.




You're a Badass Paralegal Keep That Shit Up


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You're A Badass Paralegal Keep That Shit Up: Blank Lined Journal To Write in - Funny Gifts For Paralegal Jot down your thoughts and to-do lists in this 6" x 9" lined 120 page soft cover journal. In this journal you can pen your thoughts and ideas that inspire and motivate you. Buy It Now! You'll be glad you did.




World's Best Paralegal


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A beautiful Paralegal gift under 10.00! This extra special notebook (or journal) is the perfect way to express your gratitude to the best Paralegal ever! With 120 pages of lined paper, this motivational and inspirational notebook makes a memorable (and useful) gift idea for both, a male or a female Paralegal. With a beautiful quote printed on the full-color matte SOFT cover, it will help remind any Paralegal that their hard work is appreciated. On the first page of the journal is a beautiful "To the best Paralegal in the world" lettering with some space for a personal message. And with 6x9 inches (or 15 x 22cm) this notebook has the perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion. Give a Paralegal a gift they'll remember! What makes this notebook so special? Beautiful "To the best Paralegal in the world" message on the first page Practical 6x9 inches format (approx. 15 x 22cm) Matt cover with vibrant colors really sets the scene for the design and seduces with its soft touch and feel Soft dotted lines are perfect for people who love to write BetterPeople Notebooks for paralegals are perfect for: Paralegal gifts for men and women Birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa presents for a Paralegal Appreciation gift idea for your favorite Paralegal Retirement Gifts for friends & colleagues As a diary to write down ideas, sketches or law strategies And many, many, more....




Little Failure


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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD FINALIST NAMED ONE OF THE TEN BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY MICHIKO KAKUTANI, THE NEW YORK TIMES • NAMED ONE OF THE TEN BEST NONFICTION BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY TIME NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY MORE THAN 45 PUBLICATIONS, INCLUDING The New York Times Book Review • The Washington Post • NPR • The New Yorker • San Francisco Chronicle • The Economist • The Atlantic • Newsday • Salon • St. Louis Post-Dispatch • The Guardian • Esquire (UK) • GQ (UK) After three acclaimed novels, Gary Shteyngart turns to memoir in a candid, witty, deeply poignant account of his life so far. Shteyngart shares his American immigrant experience, moving back and forth through time and memory with self-deprecating humor, moving insights, and literary bravado. The result is a resonant story of family and belonging that feels epic and intimate and distinctly his own. Born Igor Shteyngart in Leningrad during the twilight of the Soviet Union, the curious, diminutive, asthmatic boy grew up with a persistent sense of yearning—for food, for acceptance, for words—desires that would follow him into adulthood. At five, Igor wrote his first novel, Lenin and His Magical Goose, and his grandmother paid him a slice of cheese for every page. In the late 1970s, world events changed Igor’s life. Jimmy Carter and Leonid Brezhnev made a deal: exchange grain for the safe passage of Soviet Jews to America—a country Igor viewed as the enemy. Along the way, Igor became Gary so that he would suffer one or two fewer beatings from other kids. Coming to the United States from the Soviet Union was equivalent to stumbling off a monochromatic cliff and landing in a pool of pure Technicolor. Shteyngart’s loving but mismatched parents dreamed that he would become a lawyer or at least a “conscientious toiler” on Wall Street, something their distracted son was simply not cut out to do. Fusing English and Russian, his mother created the term Failurchka—Little Failure—which she applied to her son. With love. Mostly. As a result, Shteyngart operated on a theory that he would fail at everything he tried. At being a writer, at being a boyfriend, and, most important, at being a worthwhile human being. Swinging between a Soviet home life and American aspirations, Shteyngart found himself living in two contradictory worlds, all the while wishing that he could find a real home in one. And somebody to love him. And somebody to lend him sixty-nine cents for a McDonald’s hamburger. Provocative, hilarious, and inventive, Little Failure reveals a deeper vein of emotion in Gary Shteyngart’s prose. It is a memoir of an immigrant family coming to America, as told by a lifelong misfit who forged from his imagination an essential literary voice and, against all odds, a place in the world. Praise for Little Failure “Hilarious and moving . . . The army of readers who love Gary Shteyngart is about to get bigger.”—The New York Times Book Review “A memoir for the ages . . . brilliant and unflinching.”—Mary Karr “Dazzling . . . a rich, nuanced memoir . . . It’s an immigrant story, a coming-of-age story, a becoming-a-writer story, and a becoming-a-mensch story, and in all these ways it is, unambivalently, a success.”—Meg Wolitzer, NPR “Literary gold . . . bruisingly funny.”—Vogue “A giant success.”—Entertainment Weekly




A Selection of Legal Maxims


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This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. To ensure a quality reading experience, this work has been proofread and republished using a format that seamlessly blends the original graphical elements with text in an easy-to-read typeface. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.




The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Criminal Justice System


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Learning about crime pays Most people watch television shows such as Law and Order and see a simplified version of the world of cops and courtrooms. In fact, the American criminal justice system is one of the most complex legal establishments in the world. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to the Criminal Justice System de-mystifies the complexity of the judicial establishment and the bureaucracy behind it in a clear, jargon-free and detailed portrait so that any citizen can understand how it works. • Public is highly interested in criminal investigations and trials • Also a useful resource for people planning to enter these fields • Includes detailed glossary of legal terms




Ask a Manager


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From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together