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You Put What Up Your Butt? Funny Adult Coloring Book for Radiologists, X-Ray Techs, Nurses and Doctors

Author : Bad Perm Unicorn

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Page : 64 pages

File Size : 40,30 MB

Release : 2020-03-08

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Only Coloring Book Like It! ★ Funny + Wrong = Totally Ass-some Holiday Gift! Laugh your butt off as you color 31 Funny X-Rays of crazy things people stuck up theirs! ◆ Inspired by real X-Rays! Inside This One-of-a-Kind Adult Coloring Book: 31 Original Designs of Ridiculous X-Rays & Funny Quotes Each Page Features Stress-Relieving Repeating Patterns, Swirls and Abstract Shapes 5 Different Pelvic Layouts with Multiple Design Options for Hours of Coloring Fun Single-Sided Pages on 8.5" x 11" White Paper Great for Most Coloring Tools (Pens, Pencils, Markers) Perfect Coloring Book for Nurses, Doctors, Medical Students and Anyone in Radiology! Awesome White Elephant, Secret Santa, Gag Gift! Grab your coloring pens & pencils and laugh a little. It's the best medicine! You Put What Up Your Butt? is a hilarious addition to any break room or staff lounge! THE perfect gift for the stressed medical professional or anyone who needs a good laugh at the expense of someone who got a little too creative with their rectum. Oops! How did that get in there, doc? No ifs, ands or BUTTs about it, it's totally ass-some! Also available from Bad Perm Unicorn: You Put What Up Your Butt? - Midnight Edition ◆ Same coloring book printed on black paper. Your colors really pop! ◆ amazon.com/dp/B085RPSGNN



Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat?

Author : Peter Walsh

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 259 pages

File Size : 46,59 MB

Release : 2008-02-01

Category : Self-Help

ISBN : 0731815262

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In much the same way that a cluttered home can stop you from living your best life, it can also sabotage your best efforts at controlling your weight. Most people who diet don't just go on one diet and succeed; they go on three or five or ten. And for most people, the diets fail because most diets are only about losing weight - they don't drill down into why you are carrying that weight around and why you want to lose it. In his years as a professional organiser, Walsh found time and time again that people hid their real problems behind their "stuff." Peter believes that the secret to understanding how you got here and how to fix it all starts with one simple question: "Are you living the life you imagined?" Weight loss is much simpler when you can focus not on the excess baggage of the kilos, but on how your weight is holding you back from being the person of your dreams. Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat?will show you how to redefine your relationship to what you own and consume, and in so doing, redefine how you live your life. Once you understand the reasons behind the clutter and chaos in your home and your eating habits, you can take control of your kitchen, your pantry and your refrigerator to achieve a healthy balance. Often a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Peter Walsh is also the author of the New York Timesbestseller It's All Too Much.



Chicken Butt!

Author : Erica S. Perl

Publisher : Abrams

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 20,51 MB

Release : 2015-10-05

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1613124333

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You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews



I need a new bum

Author : Dawn McMillan

Publisher : Oratia Media Ltd

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 47,91 MB

Release : 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.



Suppositories

Author : Brad Gosse

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Page : 26 pages

File Size : 48,67 MB

Release : 2020-02-05

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When your poo is stuck it's called constipation. You need to ask the doctor for special medication. What's The Story With Suppositories. The Pills For Your Butt. It's all your fault. You ate Too much cheese. Now just want to poo. Please. Rectal medication works so fast. But it only works if you stick it in your. Apples have fiber to help you poo. But it's too late for this number two. We got your prescription. It says PR. And now we have to stick it up real far.



Strong Curves

Author : Bret Contreras

Publisher : Victory Belt Publishing

Page : 782 pages

File Size : 22,6 MB

Release : 2013-04-02

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 162860235X

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This is not your run-of-the-mill fitness book. Developed by world-renowned gluteal expert Bret Contreras, Strong Curves offers an extensive fitness and nutrition guide for women seeking to improve their physique, function, strength, and mobility. Contreras spent the last eighteen years researching and field-testing the best methods for building better butts and shapelier bodies. In Strong Curves, he offers the programs that have proven effective time and time again with his clients, allowing you to develop lean muscle, rounded glutes, and greater confidence. Each page is packed with information decoding the female anatomy, providing a better understanding as to why most fitness programs fail to help women reach their goals. With a comprehensive nutritional guide and over 200 strength exercises, this book gets women off the treadmill and furnishes their drive to achieve strength, power, and sexy curves from head to toe. Although the glutes are the largest and most powerful muscle group in the human body, they often go dormant due to lifestyle choices, leading to a flat, saggy bum. Strong Curves is the cure.



You Deserve a Drink

Author : Mamrie Hart

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 290 pages

File Size : 10,83 MB

Release : 2015-05-26

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 0142181676

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A New York Times bestselling, riotously funny collection of boozy misadventures from the creator of the YouTube series, “You Deserve a Drink.” Mamrie Hart is a drinking star with a Youtube problem. With over a million subscribers to her cult-hit video series “You Deserve a Drink,” Hart has been entertaining viewers with a combination of tasty libations and raunchy puns since 2011. Hart also co-wrote/co-starred in Dirty Thirty and Camp Takota with Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart. Finally, Hart has compiled her best drinking stories—and worst hangovers—into one hilarious volume. From the spring break where she and her girlfriends avoided tan lines by staying at an all-male gay nudist resort, to the bachelorette party where she accidentally hired a sixty-year-old meth head to teach the group pole dancing (not to mention the time she lit herself on fire during a Flaming Lips concert), Hart accompanies each story with an original cocktail recipe, ensuring that You Deserve a Drink is as educational as it is entertaining. With cameos from familiar friends from the YouTube scene and a foreword by Grace Helbig, this glimpse into Hart’s life brings warmth and humor to the woman fans know and love. And for readers who haven’t met Mamrie yet—take a warm-up shot and break out the cocktail shaker: you’re going to need a drink. “Hart is a pull-no-punches comedian with a talent for self-deprecation in the guise of self-aggrandizement, a winning formula.”—The New York Times



I Love You with All My Butt!

Author : Martin Bruckner

Publisher : Workman Publishing

Page : 231 pages

File Size : 44,16 MB

Release : 2017-04-04

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0761189149

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We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”





The Butt Book

Author : Artie Bennett

Publisher : Bloomsbury USA Childrens

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 50,59 MB

Release : 2010-01-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781599903118

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Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts. Butts on mummies and butts on mommies. Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and... FISH? Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee. Bottoms up!