You're a Badass Hotel Housekeeper Keep That Shit Up


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You're A Badass Hotel Housekeeper Keep That Shit Up: Blank Lined Journal To Write in - Funny Gifts For Hotel Housekeeper Jot down your thoughts and to-do lists in this 6" x 9" lined 120 page soft cover journal. In this journal you can pen your thoughts and ideas that inspire and motivate you. Buy It Now! You'll be glad you did.




Heads in Beds


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In the tradition of Kitchen Confidential and Waiter Rant, a rollicking, eye-opening, fantastically indiscreet memoir of a life spent (and misspent) in the hotel industry. “Highly amusing."—New York Times Jacob Tomsky never intended to go into the hotel business. As a new college graduate, armed only with a philosophy degree and a singular lack of career direction, he became a valet parker for a large luxury hotel in New Orleans. Yet, rising fast through the ranks, he ended up working in “hospitality” for more than a decade, doing everything from supervising the housekeeping department to manning the front desk at an upscale Manhattan hotel. He’s checked you in, checked you out, separated your white panties from the white bed sheets, parked your car, tasted your room-service meals, cleaned your toilet, denied you a late checkout, given you a wake-up call, eaten M&Ms out of your minibar, laughed at your jokes, and taken your money. In Heads in Beds he pulls back the curtain to expose the crazy and compelling reality of a multi-billion-dollar industry we think we know. Heads in Beds is a funny, authentic, and irreverent chronicle of the highs and lows of hotel life, told by a keenly observant insider who’s seen it all. Prepare to be amused, shocked, and amazed as he spills the unwritten code of the bellhops, the antics that go on in the valet parking garage, the housekeeping department’s dirty little secrets—not to mention the shameless activities of the guests, who are rarely on their best behavior. Prepare to be moved, too, by his candor about what it’s like to toil in a highly demanding service industry at the luxury level, where people expect to get what they pay for (and often a whole lot more). Employees are poorly paid and frequently abused by coworkers and guests alike, and maintaining a semblance of sanity is a daily challenge. Along his journey Tomsky also reveals the secrets of the industry, offering easy ways to get what you need from your hotel without any hassle. This book (and a timely proffered twenty-dollar bill) will help you score late checkouts and upgrades, get free stuff galore, and make that pay-per-view charge magically disappear. Thanks to him you’ll know how to get the very best service from any business that makes its money from putting heads in beds. Or, at the very least, you will keep the bellmen from taking your luggage into the camera-free back office and bashing it against the wall repeatedly.




Linda Goodman's Love Signs


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The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek




Housekeeping


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Living life how you dreamt as a kid? Fulfilling your desires in love, life, and career, and on your own terms? Yes, then don’t read this book, write one. Feeling a growing realisation and resignation that your life is merely enabling the dreams of others to come true? Your greatest efforts and deepest sufferings having no more impact than those of a nonspeaking extra in somebody else’s six-season melodrama? Yes, read on, get ready to be inspired by, and learn from, the magnificent failures and catastrophic successes of someone like you, Crystal LeMar. Grasp her hand, discover together how the tiniest of steps in the right direction can, if you let them, create gigantic shifts in your confidence, mindset, and future. You’re seconds away, take that first step, take the life you deserve and foretold. Moralities will be tainted, and reputations stained. A provocative novel that questions family values, expectation & ambition. Two souls are chained. Hers, submissively at the peripheries. His, straining wildly at the forbidden core of the extraordinary. Divergent lives that one day meet in a convergent search for purpose & unconditional love. ‘Housekeeping’ rips the sheets off the Crystal LeMar story. Intimately revealing how the unlikeliest of heroines, and heroes, penetrated deep within a suppressive society, ironically to find liberty. A voyeuristic journey of reinvention, obsession, and broken boundaries that all will relate to, few will take.




The Country Gentleman


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New Outlook


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Delphi Collected Works of Sabine Baring-Gould (Illustrated)


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The Reverend Sabine Baring-Gould was a late Victorian novelist, antiquarian and eclectic scholar. He is remembered particularly as a writer of famous hymns, notably, ‘Onward, Christian Soldiers’. He was a prolific author of diverse subjects, producing over 200 books by the time of his death at the age of ninety. Among his most enduring works are his seminal ghost stories, revealing the author’s interest in occult studies. This comprehensive eBook presents Baring-Gould’s collected works, with numerous illustrations, many rare texts digitised for the first time, informative introductions and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 1) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Baring-Gould’s life and works * Concise introductions to the novels and major texts * 26 novels, with individual contents tables * Features many rare novels appearing for the first time in digital publishing * Images of how the books were first published, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Includes the original illustrations accompanying the works * Excellent formatting of the texts * Wide selection of Baring-Gould’s non-fiction and songs * Features a bonus biography – discover Baring-Gould’s intriguing life * Ordering of texts into chronological order and genres Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles CONTENTS: The Novels Through Flood and Flame (1868) Mehalah (1880) John Herring (1883) Court Royal (1886) Red Spider (1887) Eve (1888) The Pennycomequicks (1889) Grettir the Outlaw (1889) Arminell (1890) Urith (1891) In the Roar of the Sea (1892) Through all the Changing Scenes of Life (1892) Cheap Jack Zita (1893) Kitty Alone (1894) The Icelander’s Sword (1894) Noémi (1895) The Broom Squire (1890) Perpetua (1897) Guavas the Tinner (1897) Bladys of the Stewponey (1897) Domitia (1898) Pabo the Priest (1899) Winefred (1900) The Frobishers (1901) Miss Quillet (1902) In Dewisland (1904) The Shorter Fiction Jacquetta and Other Stories (1890) In a Quiet Village (1900) A Book of Ghosts (1904) The Songs Songs of the West (1890) Selected Hymns The Non-Fiction The Book of Were Wolves (1865) Post-Mediaeval Preachers (1865) Curious Myths of the Middle Ages (1866) The Lives of the Saints (Volumes I-III) (1872) Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents and Strange Events (1874) The Vicar of Morwenstow (1876) Historic Oddities and Strange Events (1889) Old Country Life (1890) In Troubadour Land (1891) Strange Survivals (1892) An Old English Home and its Dependencies (1898) A Book of Dartmoor (1900) Brittany (1902) A Book of North Wales (1903) A Book of the Riviera (1905) A Book of the Cevennes (1907) A Book of the Pyrenees (1907) Devonshire Characters and Strange Events (1908) Cornish Characters and Strange Events (1909) A History of Sarawak under its Two White Rajahs (1909) Cliff Castles and Cave Dwellings of Europe (1911) A Book of Folk Lore (1913) The Biography The Rev. Sabine Baring-Gould’s Memoirs (1923) by Stewart M. Ellis Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles or to purchase this eBook as a Parts Edition of individual eBooks




The Complete Works of William Dean Howells


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The Complete Works of William Dean Howells is a comprehensive collection of writings by the prominent American author known for his realistic portrayals of American life in the late 19th century. Howells, a leading figure in the literary realism movement, expertly depicts the complexities of society and human relationships in his novels, short stories, and essays. His works are characterized by keen observations, detailed character studies, and subtle social commentary that reflect the changing cultural landscape of his time. Howells' writing style is marked by its precision, understated humor, and nuanced exploration of ethical dilemmas. The collection showcases the breadth and depth of his literary output, from his early realist novels to his later satirical works. Readers will appreciate Howells' ability to capture the essence of American society in a time of transition. William Dean Howells drew inspiration from his personal experiences as an editor, critic, and social commentator to craft his incisive literary works. His commitment to depicting the social realities of his era set him apart as a writer ahead of his time. The Complete Works of William Dean Howells is a must-read for those interested in American literary history, realism, and the human experience.




The Complete Works of William Dean Howells (Illustrated)


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The Complete Works of William Dean Howells (Illustrated) offers a comprehensive collection of the works of William Dean Howells, a prominent American realist author. Known for his depiction of ordinary American life, Howells' writing style is characterized by its detailed realism and insightful social commentary. This collection includes a variety of genres such as novels, short stories, plays, and essays, showcasing Howells' versatility as a writer. Readers can expect to be immersed in vivid narratives that capture the essence of 19th-century America. William Dean Howells, a close friend of Mark Twain and a leading figure in the realist literary movement, drew inspiration for his works from his experiences as a journalist and editor. His commitment to portraying the everyday struggles and joys of common people sets him apart as a notable voice in American literature. This collection is highly recommended for readers interested in exploring the complexities of American society and culture through the lens of a skilled observer. The Complete Works of William Dean Howells provides a unique perspective on the realities of American life during the late 19th century and continues to resonate with readers today.