You're a Badass Shampooer Keep That Shit Up


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You're A Badass Shampooer Keep That Shit Up: Blank Lined Journal To Write in - Funny Gifts For Shampooer Jot down your thoughts and to-do lists in this 6" x 9" lined 120 page soft cover journal. In this journal you can pen your thoughts and ideas that inspire and motivate you. Buy It Now! You'll be glad you did.




You're a Badass Cleaner Keep That Shit Up


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You're A Badass Cleaner Keep That Shit Up: Blank Lined Journal To Write in - Funny Gifts For Cleaner Jot down your thoughts and to-do lists in this 6" x 9" lined 120 page soft cover journal. In this journal you can pen your thoughts and ideas that inspire and motivate you. Buy It Now! You'll be glad you did.




You're a Badass Dry Cleaner Keep That Shit Up


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You're A Badass Dry Cleaner Keep That Shit Up: Blank Lined Journal To Write in - Funny Gifts For Dry Cleaner Jot down your thoughts and to-do lists in this 6" x 9" lined 120 page soft cover journal. In this journal you can pen your thoughts and ideas that inspire and motivate you. Buy It Now! You'll be glad you did.




You're a Badass Dishwasher Keep That Shit Up


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You're A Badass Dishwasher Keep That Shit Up: Blank Lined Journal To Write in - Funny Gifts For Dishwasher Jot down your thoughts and to-do lists in this 6" x 9" lined 120 page soft cover journal. In this journal you can pen your thoughts and ideas that inspire and motivate you. Buy It Now! You'll be glad you did.




Smokepit Fairytales


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An adventure tale for our times, the author combines real world events and supernatural elements in the style of a classical epic to tell a sometimes snarky, sometimes uproarious, and very poignant modern tale. Meet Hank Allensworth and Wilson Evans in a modern reflection of the Epic of Gilgamesh. An epic bromance between a Marine and his corpsman running around Oceanside, California . Degenerate Lance Corporals who have recently returned from Afghanistan, spending most of their time drunk at The Purple Church. One night while they're out drinking they are called back to base and the battalion is put on stand by because during the conflict with ISIS, the Islamic Republic of Iran decided to end the proxy war and get involved themselves. Soon after, Hank and Doc go with the regiment to keep the Iranians from crossing the Euphrates. The war kicks off and the Marines push across Iraq and into Iran. Hank and Doc both are wounded and sent home. The rest of the story they deal with survivor's guilt, alcoholism, PTSD, covering up for a murder, and trying to manage deteriorating love lives. I don't know if I could say there's any deeper meaning than gratuitous sex and violence, but I can guarantee you that if you've spent more than three days in an infantry battalion you will love this book.




Fair Play


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AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A REESE'S BOOK CLUB PICK Tired, stressed, and in need of more help from your partner? Imagine running your household (and life!) in a new way... It started with the Sh*t I Do List. Tired of being the “shefault” parent responsible for all aspects of her busy household, Eve Rodsky counted up all the unpaid, invisible work she was doing for her family—and then sent that list to her husband, asking for things to change. His response was...underwhelming. Rodsky realized that simply identifying the issue of unequal labor on the home front wasn't enough: She needed a solution to this universal problem. Her sanity, identity, career, and marriage depended on it. The result is Fair Play: a time- and anxiety-saving system that offers couples a completely new way to divvy up domestic responsibilities. Rodsky interviewed more than five hundred men and women from all walks of life to figure out what the invisible work in a family actually entails and how to get it all done efficiently. With 4 easy-to-follow rules, 100 household tasks, and a series of conversation starters for you and your partner, Fair Play helps you prioritize what's important to your family and who should take the lead on every chore, from laundry to homework to dinner. “Winning” this game means rebalancing your home life, reigniting your relationship with your significant other, and reclaiming your Unicorn Space—the time to develop the skills and passions that keep you interested and interesting. Stop drowning in to-dos and lose some of that invisible workload that's pulling you down. Are you ready to try Fair Play? Let's deal you in.




Betrayer's Knife


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He betrayed them all and broke her heart. Now he and his smile are back, pulling her into the shadowy world of demons and angels that is New Chicago. Can Hazel, an incredibly powerful empath, resist her deep attraction to bad boy half-demon Caleb? He betrayed her and her friends before disappearing years before, but now he’s returned and is dragging Hazel and everyone she loves into the demon-infested criminal underworld of New Chicago. Neither of them may survive their traitorous passion, not once an angel with dark motives gets involved. You won't be able to resist this gripping romance! Betrayer's Knife is a 75k Paranormal Romance with no cliffhanger, no cheating, guaranteed HEA, sensual scenes and wonderful characters in a unique and vivid world.




Green Enough


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A real, no-holds-barred take on making smart, healthy choices for you and your family. In Green Enough, Mamavation blogger Leah Segedie uncovers the truth behind the food and household products that are misleadingly labeled "all-natural" and healthy but are actually filled with chemicals and toxins. From furniture to packaged food, Leah guides you through detoxifying your home, diet, and lifestyle, showing you how to make the best choices possible. She exposes the brands and products that contain toxic and hormone-disrupting ingredients and gives guidelines on choosing safer products and organic produce that are free from toxic and persistent pesticides. She instructs you on making the move to meat, dairy, and eggs that are free of antibiotics, GMOs, growth hormones, and dangerous pathogens. She explains at what phases of childhood children are the most vulnerable and need more protection. And she includes delicious and kid-approved recipes to help you detoxify your cooking routine. It’s not about being perfect or 100% clean—none of us are—it’s about being green enough.




From the Hood to the Heights


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From the Hood to the Heights: Building Success from the Ground Up By: Tanisha Jamison Growing up in the notorious and poverty-stricken part of Cleveland, Ohio, Tanisha Jamison almost gave up due to the vicissitudes of life that trolled her. This promising, talented young girl aspired to become a world famous artist, but that dream changed when she became a mom at the age of sixteen. She worked hard to finish college, but depression set in and crushed things further. Childhood setbacks, early pregnancy, depression, psychological trauma and damaging family addictions all rocked Tanisha Jamison's humble beginning. Despite everything, Tanisha never pitied herself. Through this book, Tanisha dissects the effects of being born from a poor environment and shares her journey From the Hood to the Heights.




There is No F*cking Secret


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The TV personality reflects on lessons learned throughout her unconventional life as the middle child of music legend Ozzy Osbourne, describing her transformation from a perceived unattractive misfit to her signature "lavender swan" identity.