You're Fired


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When poor college student Rose Walsh gives out an inappropriate gag gift at her office Christmas party, it backfires horribly. The gift's recipient is her boss, the esteemed president of Gio Corp., Vivian Tracey, and the only thing that can save Rose now is her smarts.Instead of firing her, Vivian blackmails math major Rose into joining her on a business trip to New York to investigate an embezzlement. A week out of state with a woman she can barely stand seems like the last thing Rose wants to do with her winter vacation. Only, maybe Vivian is not as bad as she seems. Maybe they can even become friends...or more.




You're Fired


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Donald Trump became famous bellowing, “You’re fired!” on TV in a make-believe boardroom. Now, millions of Americans want to yell it right back at him—but Trump has seemed to almost defy the laws of political physics. Paul Begala, one of America’s greatest political talents, lays out the strategy that will defeat Trump and send him and his industrial-strength spray-on tan machine back to Mar-a-Lago. In You’re Fired, Paul Begala tells us how Trump uses division to distract from the actual reality of his record. Distraction, he argues, is Trump’s superpower. And this book is Kryptonite. In it, the man who helped elect Bill Clinton and reelect Barack Obama, details: —The special weapons and tactics needed in the unconventional war against this most unconventional politician —How to drive a wedge—or, rather, a pickup truck—between Trump and many of his supporters, especially blue-collar workers and farmers —Where the votes to defeat Trump will come from, and how the Rising American Electorate can catch Trump flat-footed —How Democrats can run on issues ranging from Coronavirus and healthcare to the economy, as well as climate change and Trump’s long-term plan to dominate the federal judiciary —There is one chapter called simply, “This Chapter Will Beat Trump.” Find out why Begala is so confident and what issue he says will sink the Trumptanic Full of memorable advice and Begala’s trademark wit, You’re Fired focuses on the lessons we can learn from the party’s successes and failures—and the crucial tools Democrats need to beat Trump.




Mom, You're Fired!


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Embarrassed by her mother's antics and eager to have a "normal" mother like her best friend Melissa has, Tina tells everyone her mom is really her babysitter.




You're Pregnant? You're Fired!


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Readers will learn about the federal laws that protect expecting parents and caregivers, including the Family and Medical Leave Act, the Americans with Disabilities Act, Title VII of the Civil Rights Act, and the Pregnancy Discrimination Act. Federal and some state laws protect pregnant women from discrimination, but they are filled with loopholes and exemptions that are all too often abused. Your employer will have lawyers who know how to work the system. Now you will too. Respected trial lawyer and former federal prosecutor, Tom Spiggle, shares valuable advice from his years of experience in employment law, in You're Pregnant? You're Fired!




Jack, You're Fired!


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It's common that sales managers offer a variety of educational tools to promote sales expertise. However, the daily demands on a sales manager can cloud one's ability to recognize a sales team member's behavior patterns that can ambush sales success. That's where Jack, You're Fired! comes in. Jack Perry, a proven sales professional over four decades, speaks from years of experience and authority as he shares with you the secrets of avoiding the dreaded unplanned vacation, also known as, "You're fired." Jack, You're Fired! is a fast-moving read, covering the top 66 common sales mistakes and their recognizable symptoms. You'll learn about specific action steps to take today to rectify each problematic situation easily. As a bonus, sales managers and CEOs are putting an end to expensive, failed hires by utilizing Jack, You're Fired! as a reference and an immediate remedy for the most common problems found in sales professionals and sales teams. Book jacket.




You're Fired! Pack Your Shit and Leave


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Take a break and enjoy this single side page humorous adult coloring book. A parody of children's' books and satire of Donald Trump's time in office. It's filled with subversive and irreverent illustrations and text.




You're Fired! I Quit!


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This version of "You're Fired! I Quit!" measures 10 X 8 inches.During the 45th presidency of the United States of America, chaos, crises, and catastrophes characterized the administration. In this book, Sarah Schneiderman uses her artwork to analyze the tumultuous four years of Trump's presidency.Poignant text about the subject matter accompanies Sarah's visually disturbing portraits of political figures. The sometimes fractured nature of the images and the use of ordinary trash reveals the turmoil, crashing, and burning of the 45th presidency. From the start, the rapid turnover of significant staff and unfilled positions destabilized governmental norms. Sarah's portraits, comprised of recycled materials and garbage, portray the cult of personalities with the most mediocre materials possible, attempting to disentangle reality from delusion. The ordinary materials and the accompanying text point to the lack of qualifications of many of 45's appointments. Sarah neither glorifies the personnel by depicting them in regal mediums such as oils or bronze castings nor exalted descriptions. She informs the viewer that there is nothing extraordinary about the subject. Instead, that subject is mundane and average at best. For those exceptional people fired by the president for standing up to him, her medium -- everyday trash -- also describes the treatment of the subjects -- relegation to the garbage heap.




You're Fired!


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The Krusty Krab's number one fry cook, SpongeBob SquarePants, loses his job.




Smile Or You're Fired...


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Being a manager for Microsoft is different than being a manager for McDonalds. Being a manager for HP is different than being a manager for Hertz. The U.S. Department of Labor states there are 6.7 million customer service managers in our retailers, grocers, restaurants, hospitality and travel related industries. These managers need practical, real advice on how to improve their daily lives and move their career forward. Smile or You're Fired...contains seven vital lessons for these managers. Lessons which have been proven succesful by practical application, not theory.




Fired!


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From an all-star lineup of contributors comes this collection of hilarious-but-true tales of being axed, downsized, booted, pink-slipped, and terminated. Soon to be a touring play and a documentary film.