Your Neurotic Dog
Author : Louis L. Vine
Publisher : Dial Press
Page : 248 pages
File Size : 25,89 MB
Release : 1983
Category : Medical
ISBN :
How To Live With A Neurotic Dog
Author : Stephen Baker
Publisher : Pickle Partners Publishing
Page : 181 pages
File Size : 35,10 MB
Release : 2015-11-06
Category : Pets
ISBN : 178625672X
Book Description
“The Canine population of the United States is about 25 million. Out of this, about 25 million can be classified as neurotic—a conservative estimate. “For the millions of dog-owners seeking a solution to this distressing problem—” Faced with the complications and contradictions of modern society, today’s dog becomes a neurotic. At every turn, his prime life forces—the need to eat and sleep—are thwarted. Instinct pushes him towards satisfying this hunger; sleep is necessary to infuse him with sufficient strength to get up and eat several times a day. (The average dog may require about 24 hours rest a day.) But environmental factors prevent him from satisfying these desires. Stephen Baker, in this entertaining and delightfully fresh book, offers new help for the perplexed pooch owner. There are chapters on training, feeding and—most important—dressing a neurotic dog. You’ll read about traveling with your pet...and what you can do to eliminate sibling rivalry between dog and your baby. There is a chapter on how to psychoanalyze your dog at home, complete with charts and test batteries. You may not learn a thing, but you’ll be vastly amused. Sly and witty drawings, skillfully done by Eric Gurney, serve to complement and clarify the text that will provide every reader (dog lover or not) with a great deal of dog food for thought.
How to Live with a Neurotic Cat
Author : Stephen Baker
Publisher : Castle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 37,67 MB
Release : 2014-06-30
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9780785831785
Book Description
Does your cat express his love for you by lying on the book you're trying to read? Does your cat fight with your houseplants, play "clear the shelf", and refuse to come when called? Does your cat insist on plenty of space-- like the entire living room? Chances are that your beloved pet, like millions of other cats, is neurotic! Cats live in a constant state of one-ness, meaning they are only looking out for number one. The hilarious insight from author Stephen Baker is a tongue-in-cheek, self-help parody that provides an inside look on neurotic cats for those who either already own cats and deal with this problem every day, or those who do not own cats and enjoy laughing at those who do. If you have suffered from life with a neurotic cat, you will empathize with the author as he explains how to find peace with cats. The feline persuasion is a funny thing, and it is easy to fall prey to their deviant ways. Learn how to watch out for yourself and the rest of your household in How to Live with a Neurotic Cat. In this hilarious cat's eye view of the world, Stephen Baker tells you everything you need to live happily ever after with your feline friend (or foe). Also, don't miss How to Live with a Neurotic Dog if you happen to be rooming with an unstable canine pal as well.
Another Bad-Dog Book
Author : Joni B Cole
Publisher : Affinity Systems
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 35,32 MB
Release : 2017-01-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780975304327
Book Description
Self-aware, edgy, and masterfully crafted, this charismatic collection (including some heartbreakers) is for anyone who has ever felt over-attached to a pet, stalked her high school crush, said long goodbyes to loved ones, or tried to talk (and talk and talk) her way through the ups and downs of life. A wonderful new addition to a genre best described as humor that matters. These are roll-on-the-floor-funny, embarrassing and just plain crazy stories that your female friends have told you compiled into one handy book. Except that these stories are well articulated by an imaginative and excellent writer and they have all the guilt, shame and modesty removed from them.
How to Raise a Jewish Dog
Author : Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary
Publisher : Little, Brown
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 33,42 MB
Release : 2007-09-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0316015296
Book Description
From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.
Pets on the Couch
Author : Nicholas Dodman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 15,31 MB
Release : 2017-07-11
Category : Nature
ISBN : 1476749035
Book Description
"A celebrated veterinary behaviorist describes the practice of One Medicine, which hinges on the belief that humans and other animals have minds that work the same way, experience similar emotions and share the same neurochemistry, "--NoveList.
Chase
Author : Clarissa von Reinhardt
Publisher : Dogwise Publishing
Page : 137 pages
File Size : 38,46 MB
Release : 2010-03
Category : Pets
ISBN : 161781007X
Book Description
Almost every dog has some degree of prey drive - it's in his genes - some more than others. You may experience it when your otherwise well mannered dog suddenly takes off chasing after a rabbit, squirrel, or a jogger. The old approach to solving this problem involved the use of "corrective" devices like choke chains and electronic fences. A better approach includes training and management techniques that reward your dog for choosing to focus on and stay near you, the owner. Clarissa von Reinhardt has been working on the issue of how to deal with unwanted predatory behavior for many years. In this fascinating and inspiring book, she takes the readers step by step through her training methods, inviting them to learn more about a dog's complex spectrum of behavior, and ultimately to maintain as much control as possible over the urge to chase prey.
My Dog: The Paradox
Author : The Oatmeal
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 13,98 MB
Release : 2013-05-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1449437710
Book Description
This eponymous comic became an instant hit when it went live on The Oatmeal.com and was liked on Facebook by 700,000 fans. Now fans will have a keepsake book of this comic to give and to keep. In My Dog: The Paradox, Inman discusses the canine penchant for rolling in horse droppings, chasing large animals four times their size, and acting recklessly enthusiastic through the entirety of their impulsive, lovable lives. Hilarious and heartfelt, My Dog: The Paradox eloquently illustrates the complicated relationship between man and dog. We will never know why dogs fear hair dryers, or being baited into staring contests with cats, but as Inman explains, perhaps we love dogs so much “because their lives aren’t lengthy, logical, or deliberate, but an explosive paradox composed of fur, teeth, and enthusiasm.”
Every Dog's Survival Guide to Living with a Neurotic Owner
Author : Steve Duno
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 260 pages
File Size : 40,66 MB
Release : 2003
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781402731341
Book Description
Pity the poor pup, so loyal and faithful, who gets stuck with a clueless owner. What's a dog to do? Talk to Dear Gabby, of course, that sagest of canines. And if you want to understand Fido, you should listen in and hear what he has to say in this witty, readable selection of letters. What will you learn? Well, that your dashing Dalmation expects and even longs for good, solid training. That your retriever's shredding the furniture because he's not getting enough exercise. And that a pet shop may be the worst place to pick your pooch. If you're interested in dog care, but bored by traditional manuals, you've come to the right place to find the facts.
Chill Out Fido!
Author : Nan Arthur
Publisher : Dogwise Publishing
Page : 201 pages
File Size : 44,29 MB
Release : 2009
Category : Pets
ISBN : 1617810118
Book Description
Does your dog go bonkers when the doorbell rings or when you grab the leash to take him for a walk? If you find your dog is often difficult to control, you are not alone! Getting your dog to calm down and relax is one of the most common challenges pet parents face. This two-part book will help you first identify the factors that cause this kind of behavior in dogs, then it provides you with eleven key training exercises to teach your dog how to calm down, pay attention to you, relax, and respond to every day situations with confidence and composure. Chill Out will show you how to help your dog become the great dog you always knew he could be. Get results by learning about • The interrelated factors that can cause your dog's over-active behaviors. • The impact that diet can have on your dog's inability to relax. • The basics of modern positive dog training that are the key to solving these common problems. • How to reward your dog for relaxed behaviors—and avoid inadvertently reinforcing your dog's wildness. • Step-by-step training exercises that deal with the most common situations where dogs tend to have trouble staying calm.
