Zany Knock Knocks


Book Description

Knock knock. Who's there? COED. COED who? COED, make my day! This laugh-a-minute collection contains hundreds of great new knock-knock jokes. Wonderful illustrations throughout add to the non-stop fun. Just one more--Knock knock. Who's there? FANNY. FANNY who? FANNY you should ask. 96 pages, 83 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.




Kids' Silliest Knock-knocks


Book Description

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry rude of you not to answer the door. But everyone will want to answer when these delightfully silly, giggle-inducing knock-knocks come rapping. Begin the non-stop humor with this: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct says, "Quack! Quack!" And here's another that will have kids screaming with laughter: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana split. Banana split who? Banana split, so ice creamed! There are so many to choose from, children won't be able to pick just one favorite.




Ridiculous Knock-Knocks


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Knock-Knock Who's there? Disguise! Disguise who? Disguise killing me with these knock-knock jokes! Anybody, anyplace, and anything becomes a punch line for knock-knock jokes: Knock Knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi claire, something smells delicious. Try it with Daniella. (Daniella so loud, I can hear you just fine.) Or, pizza: Knock knock! Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza my coat is caught in your door. Soon you'll turn everybody and everything into your own knock-knocks, and you won't be able to stop till you reach the end!




Knock-Knocks


Book Description

Presents a collection of hundreds of knock-knock jokes, arranged alphabetically.




The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


Book Description

Everyone loves knock-knock jokes—especially kids! Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection. Edible Delights Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apricot. Apricot who? Apricot my key. Open up! Animal Crackers Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butternut. Butternut who? Butternut try to pick up a skunk! Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor!




The Little Giant Book of Knock-Knocks


Book Description

Are you ready to say "knock-knock" nearly a thousand times? Then here's a collection to last you a lifetime, or until you've driven your parents and friends crazy, whichever comes first. This is the biggest knock-knock treasury you'll ever find. While you fill the neighborhood with laughs, you'll also enjoy dozens of zany cartoon drawings that show just how ridiculous these jokes can be! 352 pages, 180 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.




Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids


Book Description

All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books. Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest. The Cologne Ranger. Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.




The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book


Book Description

Guaranteed to leave you in stitches! If you can't resist shouting out "Who's there?" on cue, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book is for you! Features hilarious sections such as: Once Upon a Knock Knock When Fun Comes a Knockin' Tied Up in Knock Knocks Knock Knock Your Socks Off Who's That Knockin'? Packed full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book proves that laughter really is the best medicine!




The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!


Book Description

A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!




The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers


Book Description

Presents a collection of jokes, riddles, puzzles, and brain teasers, and provides tips about how to deliver the perfect punch line.