My Life as a White Trash Zombie


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Angel Crawford is a loser. Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she's a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who's been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken. That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn't have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there's a job waiting for her at the parish morgue--and that it's an offer she doesn't dare refuse. Before she knows it she's dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey--just when she's hungriest! Angel's going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn't, she's dead meat. Literally.




Rot & Ruin: Warrior Smart


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An all-new story continuing the events from the award-winning series of novels. Meet Benny, Nix, Lilah, and Chong as they stay one step ahead of the zombie hordes.




The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever


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After producing three horror movies that went mostly ignored on YouTube, Justin and his filmmaking buddies decide it's time they create something noteworthy, something epic. They're going to film the Greatest Zombie Movie Ever. They may not have money or a script, but they have passion. And, after a rash text message, they also have the beautiful Alicia Howtz—Justin's crush—as the lead. With only one month to complete their movie, a script that can't possibly get worse, and the hopes and dreams of Alicia on the line, Justin is feeling the pressure. Add to that a cast of uncooperative extras and incompetent production assistants, and Justin must face the sad, sad truth. He may actually be producing The Worst Zombie Movie Ever... "Fans of Strand's other novels of outrageous circumstance...will not be disappointed. A delightfully ludicrous read."—School Library Journal on I Have a Bad Feeling About This




The Living Dead


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“A horror landmark and a work of gory genius.”—Joe Hill, New York Times bestselling author of The Fireman New York Times bestselling author Daniel Kraus completes George A. Romero's brand-new masterpiece of zombie horror, the massive novel left unfinished at Romero's death! George A. Romero invented the modern zombie with Night of the Living Dead, creating a monster that has become a key part of pop culture. Romero often felt hemmed in by the constraints of film-making. To tell the story of the rise of the zombies and the fall of humanity the way it should be told, Romero turned to fiction. Unfortunately, when he died, the story was incomplete. Enter Daniel Kraus, co-author, with Guillermo del Toro, of the New York Times bestseller The Shape of Water (based on the Academy Award-winning movie) and Trollhunters (which became an Emmy Award-winning series), and author of The Death and Life of Zebulon Finch (an Entertainment Weekly Top 10 Book of the Year). A lifelong Romero fan, Kraus was honored to be asked, by Romero's widow, to complete The Living Dead. Set in the present day, The Living Dead is an entirely new tale, the story of the zombie plague as George A. Romero wanted to tell it. It begins with one body. A pair of medical examiners find themselves battling a dead man who won’t stay dead. It spreads quickly. In a Midwestern trailer park, a Black teenage girl and a Muslim immigrant battle newly-risen friends and family. On a US aircraft carrier, living sailors hide from dead ones while a fanatic makes a new religion out of death. At a cable news station, a surviving anchor keeps broadcasting while his undead colleagues try to devour him. In DC, an autistic federal employee charts the outbreak, preserving data for a future that may never come. Everywhere, people are targeted by both the living and the dead. We think we know how this story ends. We. Are. Wrong. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.




Zombody to Love


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After stealing a car the army wanted destroyed, an enforcer for a drug kingpin unwittingly begins an epidemic that could spell the end of civilization... And he's the hero.Tapper wasn't always a soulless thug. That came after shrapnel led to an involuntary lobotomy of sorts. But he doesn't know that. He only knows what he knows, which is that if nobody will care in a thousand years, then he doesn't care now. But he's started something that will be remembered in a thousand years, if mankind survives, and while everyone around him is dying, he's learning how to live. This first book, based on a pilot screenplay by the author, chronicles the beginning of the great transformation of mankind, and of Tapper, a simple man whose literal interpretations can be darkly humorous, and deadly. On the run from his boss because of an honest, but deadly case of mistaken identity, Tapper and his only friend, Cootie, need to go on the run. For that, they need money, and decide that robbing the boss is the best way to get it. Meanwhile, there are other repercussions of the mistake. The world is quickly changing into a place where everyone you meet may be a flesh eating semi-dead, and it might have all started with his stealing the wrong car.This premiere book starts a new journey for Tapper, and begins his road to redemption, if that is possible.Presented unaltered from Tapper's journal, the language and actions are sometimes brutal, sometimes humorous, and always the simple truth as Tapper perceives it.




Slowly We Rot


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"Shocking, emotional, and punctuated by moments of brutal savagery, SLOWLY WE ROT contains some of the most frightening scenes in recent horror fiction. If you enjoy zombie stories, you'll love this book. If you believe there's no life left in the zombie subgenre, Bryan Smith is about to prove you wrong. SLOWLY WE ROT is a searing, stunning triumph."--Jonathan Janz, author of The Nightmare Girl and Savage Species Long after the zombie apocalypse wiped out most of the human race, a young man named Noah resides in a remote mountain cabin. Several years have passed since he last saw another human being. The long period of isolation and loneliness has fostered a deep despair in Noah, who also struggles with suicidal impulses. But Noah is a man who was struggling even before the end of the world, a seemingly helpless slave to his addictions. When the vindictive sister he has long believed dead unexpectedly returns, events transpire that prompt him to leave his mountain refuge and embark on a cross-country trek to find the lost love of his life. It doesn't matter that she's probably long dead. He just needs a purpose again and this is it. Along the way, he experiences moments of hope and profound tragedy. Soon Noah's sanity begins to fray and his ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality starts to disintegrate. Through it all, he keeps trying to reach the one he lost long ago. And he'll continue no matter what, even if it costs him his life, because it's a big, empty world and this is all he has."Sure, there are flesh-eating zombies in Bryan Smith's gut-punch of a novel, SLOWLY WE ROT, but in telling the tale of one man's nightmarish journey through a post-apocalyptic landscape, Smith reminds us of the most brutal truth of all: the worst monsters dwell inside us."- Tim Waggoner, author of LIKE DEATH and EAT THE NIGHT




The Book of the Undead A Zombie Film Guide


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Since 'The Night of the Living Dead, ' screen Zombies have become increasingly bizarre, bloodthirsty, yes even cannibalistic. A complete film guide to all your favorite undead, zombie, and the living dead films. Interesting stories behind the scenes and a list of my favorite zombie films. One thing is for sure - Zombies in various forms remain very much alive, in the movies and in audiences' imagination - like yours and mine! I want to eat your brains!




Zombie Necro a Go-Go


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6 Short erotic stories about dead things and the people who love them. Woo-hoo Zombies and Necrophiles! Bang 'n' the Dead: Stripper Nicole and her stepfather's relationship reaches an awkward climax when he crawls into her bed one night, and to both their horror realize after the fact he is dead. What's a girl to do when the guy you're sleeping with starts eating people and falling apart all over the place? Bone Daddy: Trying to resist her pull to her new stepfather, Thrasher, feels impossible. When Beth finally gives in, it's too late. Her stepfather is shot dead. Only to her surprise returns from the dead a short time later to claim her virginity. Dig Her Deep: A lonely gravedigger explores his love for the deceased. Things get complicated when his new dead lover turns out to be alive. Live A Dry Bone in a Leather Glove: Chris leaves home to go see his suicidal girlfriend. But he's too late. She's dead. Le Petite Mort: Kinsey gets kicked out of his girlfriend's house and moves back to the caretaker's lodge at the cemetery. He meets a young man who seems to be cut from the same cloth. As a mentor, Kinsey takes it upon himself to show the boy the ins and outs of being a gravedigger. Ghosts, Girls, and Necrophilia: Neal loves dead women. Always has. Meeting a dead albino, then bedding her living sister, he feels his wildest dreams are coming true. Until they turn into a nightmare. Dead When We Met: A girl, her neighbor, and a skull named Frank become entangled in a love triangle that turns deadly




Zombie House


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After six-year-old Bobby Dickerson and his mother move into an old house, his first real home, the dream goes sour when evil beings hound them, even beheading his "Alf" doll and killing his dog




Into the Wasteland: A Zombie Novel


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In the sequel to Resurrection, as Parker, Annie, Kyle and Hughes begin their journey across a shattered and empty continent, Parker spins into a psychological abyss of post-traumatic stress, and the feud between him and Kyle hurtles toward a dangerous tipping point. They find a small seemingly friendly city near Wyoming's Wind River Mountains, so isolated that it survived the plague nearly intact. But all is not as it seems, and when residents of the town discover Annie's secret at the same time the infected reappear with a terrifying ferocity, the fate of all survivors--the entire human race--hangs in the balance. "Riveting! Nail biting! A couldn't-put-down read that kept this Walking Dead fan on the edge of her seat." - Annie Reed, author of The Patient Z Files Critical praise for Resurrection: A Zombie Novel "For fans of World War Z and The Walking Dead, Michael J. Totten's Resurrection is the novel you've been waiting for." - Scott William Carter, author of Ghost Detective "Resurrection dragged me in from the first page, with fast-paced, suspense-filled action and multi-layered and totally believable characters. Painting a vivid and gritty picture of a post-apocalyptic Northwest, Totten puts us into the minds and emotional struggles of a group of mismatched survivors forced to band together for protection even when they're on the verge or ripping each other apart. He also wrote one of the scariest passages I've read in any horror or suspense story...so be warned if you're afraid of the dark, or water, or both." - JC Andrijeski, author of Rook