Book Description

Zane Zago's famous and mysterious chocolate factory is opening at last! But only five lucky chocolate sales experts will be allowed inside to compete for Chocolate Salesman of the Year. And the competitors are: Jacqueline, an incredibly attractive blonde who knows how to use her assets to land big sales contracts; Devon Miles, a golf fanatic who uses his family connections to further his career; Agnes Ackerby, a cut-throat two-faced witch who'd step over her own mother's dead body for a sale; Harold Washington, a former high school football star who'd ridden on his teenage fame for the last thirty years; and Charlie, Our Hero, a person who is wily and clever, brave and true, and finds himself in the most unexpected—and bloody—competition of his life. KEYWORDS: horror, horror mash up, mash up, mashup, dark humor, zombies, zombie, short story, short fiction, short horror, horror shorts, undead, halloween, halloween stories, novella, black humor, supernatural, paranormal, genetic engineering, science fiction, fantasy, mystery, occult, dystopian, gothic, funny, funny horror, dark fiction, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, irony, macabre, bloody, humorous horror, squid game Readers also enjoyed books by: david wong, jason pargin, chrissy peebles, kristie lynn higgins, zack parsons, r l stine, stephen king, dean koontz, joe hill, dan simmons, Christopher moore, charlaine harris, terry pratchett, mary janice davidson red gournelos, mark leslie, roald dahl, edgar allen poe, john omar larnell adams, colleen cross, jim butcher, kelley armstrong, sherriyn kenyon, l a banks, Allison brennan, heather graham, j a konrath, mark onspaugh, aaron polson, daniel pyle, kevin j anderson